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Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Sorry, but I've been asked quite a few times if I am a female (not in person, of course, but on the computer by fellow OA.com members). I guess Ants in My Pants is not exactly the most masculine-sounding screen name, and it doesn't help much that I have a sig pic of Anthony with his breasts and vag covered with whipped cream (which, by the way, is really Survivor Kimmi's body, not Stalker Patty's as some have thought). Now I know poor Roger gets mistaken (on the board)for a male all the time (some even go so far as to call her a fag), but have any other of you ever been mistaken as a member of the opposite sex? Maybe on the computer because of your screen name, perhaps on the phone because of your voice, or even in person because of your hair or other features. Or maybe you're just a cross-dressing flaming fag like IrishAlkey (but I love the guy, so it's okay). *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I remember one time Magus was accused of fucking dead homos, but I stuck up for him. I told the person that said that shit that I saw one them move. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Nah, it's just you. :) Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out. "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	i used to have pics of hot teen chicks in my sigs, then i switched them to #8 Latrell Sprewell. I changed any confusion that I was a female very quickly. I've been wrong, I've been down Into the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream "are we having fun yet?"

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Lent, you're not female, you're just feminine. But It's ok, we accept you for it. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Riiiiiight, I'll believe your a guy the same time I believe Kid is really black.

Brundlefly	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:47 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	I never thought you had a vagina. I never thought you were a woman either. I always took you for a guy with some issues. Whoever takes the head of a man and puts it on the body of a hot bitch like Kimmi's has to have some deep issues. I took it that you like the female anatomy, but are attracted to the look of a mans face. There is no shame in that my friend. It doesn't make you queer. Though don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with being a faggot ass. :) Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly. I <3 the Froy

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:52 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	And Ants, thanks for the new status idea. Hope that helps. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 12-07-2001 @ 11:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: Lent, you're not female, you're just feminine. But It's ok, we accept you for it. I guess I should douche myself and join NOW while I'm at it. ;) -------------------------------------- Fuck sig pics for now, Yahoo! needs to turn a profit! I've been wrong, I've been down Into the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream "are we having fun yet?" This message was edited by Lent on 12-7-01 @ 11:57 PM

Sloatsburgh	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:02 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Grumpy once called me his bitch..... She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy .

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: And Ants, thanks for the new status idea. Hope that helps. quote: Ants in My Pants I Do Not Have A Vagina Damn that's fucking funny!!! Thanks, Froy, but you also removed my "Proud owner of 4 bonus points". I worked hard for those, dammit. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:41 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: Sorry, but I've been asked quite a few times if I am a female Let me guess, the names of the guys who asked you were baloon not, ronreddog, and ken's pen right??? quote: I do NOT have a vagina But do you have a mangina? Happy Holidays I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i feel your pain, people ask me if i'm a guy all the time... An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Let me guess, the names of the guys who asked you were baloon not, ronreddog, and ken's pen right??? Actually, Balloon Not groped me until he felt the bulge in my pants. quote: I always took you for a guy with some issues. Whoever takes the head of a man and puts it on the body of a hot bitch like Kimmi's has to have some deep issues. I took it that you like the female anatomy, but are attracted to the look of a mans face. There is no shame in that my friend. It doesn't make you queer. Though don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with being a faggot ass. That's sweet, thank you. Now that everyone knows I'm a guy, my next mission is to convince everyone that I'm actually a heterosexual. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* This message was interesting and funny, but then it was edited by Ants in My Pants.

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 1:02 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: Now that everyone knows I'm a guy, my next mission is to convince everyone that I'm actually a heterosexual. Wait, wait, wait. No one said they were convinced you were a guy yet. Let's not put the cart before the horse just yet there missy. Happy Holidays I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:00 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Or maybe you're just a cross-dressing flaming fag like IrishAlkey Don't make me tell everybody which one of us swallows... Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts? Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:12 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Don't make me tell everybody which one of us swallows... oh please don't keep me waiting, there are some things in life that i just need to know. An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 9:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Let me guess, the names of the guys who asked you were baloon not, ronreddog, and ken's pen right??? Face, we were doing sooooo good there for a while. Don't make me sell more buttons. And tell your parents there is not family discount. quote: and what's with everyone turning into ken's pen all of a sudden. hater. This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-8-01 @ 9:46 AM

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 9:42 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Hey Ants....figured you would like to know that tampons are on sale at Duane Reade this week...certain Playtex varieties are 50% off... :) please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always you finish my sentences i think i love you what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you USA

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:15 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	[Homer voice]You're a girl![/Homer voive} Quote of the Day - It took me 17 years to get 3000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:18 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: but you also removed my "Proud owner of 4 bonus points". I worked hard for those, dammit. Think of them as having been redeemed. You traded in those points like you would skeeball tickets for a prize. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	I met Ants. He is a man. Unless the short hair and 5 O'clock shadow was just a clever ruse.

GonzoStyle	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:59 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Bullnuggets told me Gooch was really PR. quote: I know poor Roger... Fuckin name dropper. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

imapervert I want my two dollars!	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:57 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I wish I had a vagina.

Sephiroth	posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: In case you were wondering, I do NOT have a vagina... Nah, you just act like a pussy. Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

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