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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:13 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
What bothers the boys about the girls? What do the girls dislike about the boys? What would your perfect mate be like? Why is it so rough to know what the other gender is thinking? Even though we are all human beings, the differences between the sexes always seem to make a giant impact on how we relate/communicate with each other. Take a minute to discover what it is about the oppostite sex that pisses you off the most.




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i'm never allowed to be pissed off. if i'm in a shitty mood, he responds by getting bitchy, whereas when he's in a crappy mood i do what i can to make him feel better.

that said, i think the major problem between us is that we've grown up accepting that there's a difference. we're all people, if everybody started treating each other as another person rather than a potential mate i think communication would be a lot easier. the whole idea of single sex schooling is crazy to me. i knew girls who went to all girls schools and they didn't know how to act around members of the opposite sex and end up treating them like some kind of foreign species.

so, there you have it, i have a feeling a bitchy crackhitler post might be on its way...



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regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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Sephiroth
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 5:58 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Alkey, figure out what team you're playing for, then we'll talk.

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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

he responds by getting bitchy


bitchy huh, i'll show you bitchy. no sex for a week

This message was edited by crack hitler on 12-8-01 @ 6:05 AM
The Painter
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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:29 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
VIVE LA DIFFERENCE




This message was edited by The Painter on 12-8-01 @ 6:34 AM
crx girl
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 6:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
so, uh, what's everybody doing this week? and what's with everyone turning into ken's pen all of a sudden.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Buttmunch
USA
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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Take a minute to discover what it is about the oppostite sex that pisses you off the most.


Thanks for the generous amount of time you've allowed for our analyses.

If man hasn't figured this out to your satisfaction in all of history, you think it's going to get accomplished on a fucking message board?

Take a minute to evaluate your motives.

NJ Panther
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 9:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Hey Alkey, figure out what team you're playing for, then we'll talk.


Funny, I don't remember Alkey playing softball this summer....... ;-)




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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I don't remember Alkey playing softball this summer.......



He didn't actually play, he just sat on his bat.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
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Ken'sPen
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[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

he just sat on his bat.


And with the year almost over, I don't think anyone will beat his mark and take the 2001 title away from him either.

Black Lazerus
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

He didn't actually play, he just sat on his bat.


Did it cost $250

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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

OA.com's wiseman said:

Take a minute to evaluate your motives.



Duh to boost his post count and get is name on the board again. But mostly it's his pathetic attempt to post whatever brain-fart comes to his head. In the hope he hits upon a thread that either will be a great idea and get 2,000 replies. Or a thread that has no point but goes off on a tagent so massive it also gets 2,000 replies. That and he wants to catch up to my post count in less than 3 months, or atleast that is what he said.




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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Damn, Love em and leave em, huh Gonzo.
That's why I never gave in to your advances, I see how you treat those you've had your way with.

PS.
Don't feel obligated to respond.... this just might be the tangent to generate the responses hoped for.



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-8-01 @ 12:15 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

That's why I never gave in to your advances, I see how you treat those you've had your way with.



What in the blue hell are you talking about? Alkey is still my boy toy, doesn't mean i can't call him out for the whore he is. Plus he knows how stanky a whore he is anyway.

Doesn't mean i wouldn't lick his ear any day of the week, fungus or not.

You just missed out bitch and now you regret it.




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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Sluggo667
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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I dunno...
I think any time we have a serious question,
We should just put it up for Brundlefly to answer...
Seems to have all the answers, and know everything about everyone on the board.

Oh...Wait...I'm sorry, I thought I was responding to the "defile" thread...


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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Hey no problems Gonzo, and I understand why you are gaga over Alkey. Why in some of the pictures from your party he looks almost lifelike.

GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Why in some of the pictures from your party he looks almost lifelike.



Are you making fun of my Mengele again?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Yes I am. It's his claim in his sig pic that I edit his posts. The thought that I would in any way be resposible for that drivel......:shudders:

And I did not call him Mengele.....just implied that Mengele might know how that giant ear got there.



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-8-01 @ 2:54 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

just implied that Mengela might know how that giant ear got there.



But alkey isn't jewish, maybe picasso would know.

And it's Mengele please don't insult the memory of a great man.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Hey the good doctor worked with patients with little pink triangles as well.
And c'mon tell me, you were up close and personal, did he pluck his eyebrows???

GonzoStyle
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Hey the good doctor worked with patients with little pink triangles as well.



He was a Gynecologist?

quote:

c'mon tell me, you were up close and personal, did he pluck his eyebrows???



Yes.




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.

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The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Is it too late to respond to this topic?

Ah fuck it, like I was gonna respond seriously anyway.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
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posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

so, uh, what's everybody doing this week?


I have no plans as of yet. ;)


thanks to Tricia
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VooDude
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Alkey joined this board at almost the same time I did, and he has more than 10 times the amount of posts I do. I figure I got some catching up to do. I'll start by posting in his thread.....

I went to Burger King and bought one of those "Lord of the Rings" glasses that light up. They are real cool when you turn them on and drink beer from them in the dark.....

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 12-08-2001 @ 10:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
The man-whore Alkey created a topic called:
quote:

Battle of the sexes...

To which VooDude replied:
quote:

I went to Burger King and bought one of those "Lord of the Rings" glasses that light up. They are real cool when you turn them on and drink beer from them in the dark.....

which essentially responds to the posting-slut's other recent thread, entitled:
quote:

To defile, or not to defile, that is the question...

Isn't it ironic... don't you think? ;)



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