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TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 2:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	This idea has been brought up by a few people, besides myself. We think it would be fun, and could make for some interesting gifts if we ran a Secret Santa for the xmas party. It's very simple. 1. To participate you MUST BE ATTENDING THE XMAS PARTY ON DEC. 15th. It would suck if someone bought you a gift only to find out they were stuck with it. And we want to make sure that everyone who throws their name in gets something. 2. You are not to tell the person you have selected/drawn that you are their Secret Santa. Duh! 3. Gifts should not cost more than $20. 4. Gifts don't have to be serious, gag gifts, and jokes are completely acceptable.... and encouraged. To participate send an email to FROY: Matt@thehellhole.com or leave a message in this thread, though emails will be taken more seriously. All you have to do is say you want to take part and Froy or myself will email you back with the person you are buying for. This is open for both Members & Mods, so everyone can enjoy themselves. Have fun with this. It could make things a lot more interesting on the 15th. Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. This message was edited by TheGooch on 12-9-01 @ 2:15 PM

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 7:23 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Awww, Gooch, I felt bad that no one has responded to your thread. I'll take presents from people. And feel free to spend as much as you like. BTW, does Froy know you volunteered him for this?

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 7:28 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: BTW, does Froy know you volunteered him for this? I'm glad you read GD Ok, you're on the list I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 7:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I'm glad you read GD The joke's on you King Shit fella. ha ha

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 7:36 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Don't get insolent with me old man. Ok, enough defiling of this thread. If you want on the list post, or contact me personally. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 7:43 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Insolent? I'm really biting my tongue here. Yes, all of you must sign up and participate. This is a wonderful opportunity to have fun with and get to know other members of the Board. This will definitely get you laid! Unless you live in a certain town in Bergen County that shall remain nameless. Of course, it's not the town's fault, I think, rather, that it is this certain resident's nature to not get laid. Actually, if he were any more contrary to the idea of getting laid, he'd be a perfect eunuch. But I digress. No more defiling. Sign up. Participate. Get laid! (except that certain someone that I mentioned before...)

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 7:59 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	It's ok, I know Carlstadt isn't a hot-bed of sexual fervor, and you'll find someone some day. Don't you worry. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:01 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: It's ok, I know Carlstadt isn't a hot-bed of sexual fervor I have personal knowledge of bizarre and possibly illegal sexual acts that have been performed in Carlstadt! Would you like me to share this information?

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:04 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Sure, go ahead. Tell the world about how Gonzostyle took advantage of Purdie. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Ahem...... you are both queer, now stop defiling. :) Gonzo was just a phase.... SLASH is my world now!

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	boys... boys... don't make me move this to Fight Club... How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	I don't know 100% if I'll go but I should know by thursday. I guess I'll give someone something. (And no I won't steal it) ;) I've been wrong, I've been down Into the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream "are we having fun yet?"

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-09-2001 @ 9:21 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Whoever gets Lent should get him a DVD player. He would be really happy with that LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:40 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Whoever gets Lent should get him a DVD player. id love to see someone find a dvd player under 20$ i sent u an e-mail froy, im in WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High God Bless America

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 12:54 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: id love to see someone find a dvd player under 20$ If Ol' Dirty comes maybe he can hook me up....no wait he might have stolen it! :) I've been wrong, I've been down Into the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream "are we having fun yet?"

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:11 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Ok, just a little update, if you are wondering about participation, we've got over 10 people so far, not bad for a Sunday night & Monday morning. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Froy wrote: ...we've got over 10 people so far... Froy, I think you oughtta put a cap on that before things get outta hand.;) AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 1:48 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: If Ol' Dirty comes maybe he can hook me up....no wait he might have stolen it! Just think you might get your DVD player back LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 12-10-01 @ 6:03 PM

Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 6:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Can we maybe give people an idea of what we want so our secret santa's have a fucking clue? Get me anything frog/miniature, I just like unwrapping shit. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

Lgaia	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 6:41 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	I was thinking that earlier Roger. Maybe there could be a thread for participating members. A wishlist or something, just so we all arent clueless as to what everyone else wants. "2 feet below the surface I can still make out your wavy face and if I could just reach you maybe I could leave this place"

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 6:51 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Let's see. I'll take a petite brunette with a great body and nice brown eyes. Wrapping optional. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

njstrawberry	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 6:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	We will be attending the party and participating in the oa.com x-mas grab bag. You can mark both Tony and I down as 2 separate entries. Thanks Goochie Coochie... ;) ...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE... We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 6:56 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Let's see. I'll take a petite brunette with a great body and nice brown eyes. Wrapping optional. So...... ....how bout dem' lyrics at the bottom of Admins' posts? FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	nothing to see here move along This message was edited by Tequila on 12-10-01 @ 7:29 PM

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Froy you gotta have faith that you will get the right gift from someone. LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

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