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posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:38 AM      
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And I thought VG was finally over her problem...




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

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posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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BACK TO TEH TOP, WIHT ANOETHR PICTAR!11!!

Here is what I remember from my first trip to the circus.




"I've always had a deep-seeded fear of clowns. I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown Murdered my Father."

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posted on 12-13-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
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you see i was playing baseball and them this fat mother fucker hit right at my head. i was the pitcher and i didn't see it coming.





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posted on 12-13-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
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when i was little, my older brother thought it would be funny if he'd sneak behind the couch and grab my shirt through it when i tried to get up. i freaked out thinking either the couch was trying to eat me or that there was a monster trying to pull me in. scared the living hell out of me.



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This message was edited by danked on 12-13-01 @ 10:01 PM
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posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
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July 18 1974.. the most painful day of my childhood...



mom pushed.....


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This message was edited by Lord Magus on 12-13-01 @ 11:19 PM
Maynard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
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Wow Danked, you even had a bead at 5.

People suck.
Lgaia
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Fuckin' funny Magus.....

Another tale of childhood terror...


There are always those fucked up relatives no one talks about, and nobody wants to visit. I will refer to my aunt as " Aunt Wilma" to protect the not so innocent. She had a cat that fucking despised me, It used to give me the evil eye whenever we went over there. One day I guess the big balled Phsyco cat decided to take care of business. He latched onto my face and freaked out. Lunged at me from the other side of the room and wouldnt let go, the whole time my aunt was laughing and hooting & hollering.... The worst part is , she wasnt even in the same gene pool as me, she was my uncles second wife. I love cats but to this day I cringe whenever I see a cat that looks like that freakish animal. GOD, he had HUGE balls.....

I still have a nice little scar on my face from that memorable encounter....




"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
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posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
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quote:

Wow Danked, you even had a bead at 5.

yeah, people always tell me that i look exactly like my sig...


ALL YUOR WEED ARE BELONG TO US!!11
OAAWITE
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:30 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

when i was little, my older brother thought it would be funny if he'd sneak behind the couch and grab my shirt through it when i tried to get up. i freaked out thinking either the couch was trying to eat me or that there was a monster trying to pull me in. scared the living hell out of me.


With Xmas time coming, you can bet your ass that I will be doing this countless times to my nieces and nephews to scare the living shit out of them and make them fear me for life, so I never have to give them gifts.

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posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
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quote:

With Xmas time coming, you can bet your ass that I will be doing this countless times to my nieces and nephews to scare the living shit out of them and make them fear me for life, so I never have to give them gifts.

then i hope one of their parents see you and think you're molesting their little buttocks and crush your fucking skull, you cruel, heartless son of a bitch :)


ALL YUOR WEED ARE BELONG TO US!!11
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posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
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i was 4 years old, and at the time my sister and i shared a room. we had bunkbeds..and i was always forced to be on the bottom. (the perks of being the little sister, you always got the bottom bunk.) and i don't remember exactly how this all came about, but my sister always used to tell me that rats would come out of the little closet in our room. (now that i think of it, that closet was really fucking scary to begin with) so anyhoo, she always used to scare the shit out of me by telling me that huge rats would come out of the closet and come and eat me, and they wouldn't be able to reach her cause she was lucky enough to be on the top bunk. my sister sucks.



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Maynard
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
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So does that mean you like the top?

People suck.
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posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:56 AM      
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my sister always had the top too, except for one night when we switched. i fell asleep and my arm flopped over the side, well, ok, i wasn't really asleep but i refused to pick my arm up just because it seemed to be pissing her off so much. so, she grabs it and yanks me off the top bunk. ah, that's just one of many many pleasant memories of growing up with her...



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Maynard
posted on 12-14-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
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So does that mean you like the bottom?

People suck.


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