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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: im bored-----stupid laws | ||||
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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:49 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | in New york....... A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. -The penalty for jumping off a building is death. -A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. -It's illegal to speak to a person while riding in an elevator and you must fold your hand while looking towards the foward opening door. -Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. washington... All lollipops are banned. -A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town. -It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. -People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. Florida... If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. -You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. -It is considered an offense to shower naked. -Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Texas... When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. -You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. -It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. -A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. California... Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. -It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. -No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. -In the city of Belvedere, the City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." . what are some dumb ass laws that you can find? WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | are you sure this shouldn't have been called "im bored-----stupid THREAD"? | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:21 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | sorry so long, but theyre all dumb. In Georgia, using a vibrator, or any other device made for the sole purpose of getting sexual pleasure is punishable by heavy fines and possible jail time. In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. It is illegal to have an erection in public in Illinois. In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans." In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines except "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification." In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Kentucky law says: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she is armed with a club." The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets Kingsville, Texas there has a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on. In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. In Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night). Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex. In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. In Ames, Iowa, a husband isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife—or holding her in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown—if they're nude. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. Police officers in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window of a car. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. Lovers in Liberty Comer, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term. A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons. Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from having sexual relations with their female students California husbands and wives can both get a 15- year penitentiary term for engaging in any oral activities even in the privacy of their own bedroom. The law in Skullbone, Tennessee bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle. A law in Cattle Creek, Colorado bans a man and his wife from making love while bathing "in any lake, river or stream."  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Retarded threads are punishable by the insertion of my dick in your ass. | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i think you missed the one from georgia which says something about not boinking your chickens if there's liquor on the premises. An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Isn't there a law about Irish guys having the right to molest and defile limey cunts on sight? | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i don't know honey bun, show it to me on paper and i'll have no choice... An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 5:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: Irish, with all the stupid threads you have come up with no one will have to worry about that. Your dick is going to be up your ass for a very long time.  I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 5:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Zing !
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| Gamepro100 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Gameshark Thinktank | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 5:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: i love this one. No point, no meaning, completely useless just like lord magus.  graduated from the adolescentmasturbator school of newbies | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 6:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:Now that's funny... | ||||
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