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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Everything I Learned I learned from Stand Up Comedians | ||||
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:11 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00  | * Women are bitchy * Dryer doors are for sale * AIDS can form a suitable puddle * Black people walk funkier than white people * Air travel always suck (including peanuts and small seats) * Women always complain * Mothers only talking about finding a boyfriend (female comics) * Females aren't funny * Children hard to handle * Diaper jokers are plentiful * You can Work on jokes in a small book for years and never perfect them * A dirt with cup in it is a cup of dirt So sue me, I was bored and was just thinking of a thread  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:so are and do men  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Some fathers dodge their daughters cuz they owe them money. If you haven't gotten where you're going, you're not there yet.  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | - Ball ping hammers and chlorophorm are acceptable items to bring on a date - A dummy with a hand up his ass is always funnier than the guy whose hand it is - The owner of Jimmy's WILL NOT let you have the TV remote even if the comedians suck monkey ass - Silent game with tool comedians at Jimmy's = ALWAYS FUNNY - Fart Jokes = always funny - Self deprecation only works if you have a car - Black people stealing cars are funnier than some comedians - Never wear leather pants and sit in the front row of a show - When asked a question at a comedy show, being incoherent in your responses confuses the shit out the comedians and kills the show (but always funny) - I can't look at baggage carousels the same way anymore  Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan! | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | From the most recent George Carlin special, that the 10 Commandments can be whittled down to 2, well 3 actually 1. Thou shall always be faithful and honest to the provider of thy nookie. 2. Thou shall try really hard not to kill anyone unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you pray to. 3. Finally, and most importantly, Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself.  You can unlock any door, if you only have the key. NEVER FORGET!!! | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Come on, Alkey... everyone knows Vos isn't a real comedian.  "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Voss, however is a scream. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | *You'll never see a campus rally demanding more retards in college classes *Strippers love to sit and hear you ramble on about your kids *Putting a WOW sticker on a comedian's back provides more laughs than his act *Inclines suck  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:21 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Black comic making fun of white people = funny White comic making fun of black people = racist Vos making fun of other comics = ironic  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | * Everything in life can be described as "nice" or "awful", but if it's awful, the word "awful" must be followed by "ech" or "it stinks" * Archie Bunker impressions are only funny for a few minutes *Once you go white, you go right back to black *Vossss only posts on this site to correct the spelling of his name  This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina. | ||||
| Suzie I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be. | posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Even if you play half the game, you get a whole SnoCone. When she's going down on you, it's nice when the girl gags a little. There's a cock on the weathervane, cuz if it was a cunt, the wind would blow right through! quote: Ya got that one backwords Tyler. ----------------------------------------- Crippled but free I was blind all the time I was learning to see | ||||
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