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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Holiday Traditions | ||||
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| SweetAngel | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 8:13 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01  | Since it's the time of year for family and friends to get together and celebrate the holidays, does anyone have any family traditions that have been done for years? Or something that you want to do this year that you hope will become a tradition?  I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 8:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | i tried to start a tradition of going snowboarding every thanksgiving, but this year the weather didn't help out so i had to break it...4 years was fun... does it still count if you miss a year and then start up again?  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 9:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Usually the male members of my family get together, eat chinese food and then down some roofies and have a circle jerk. When the first guy cums, he then has to get on his knees and try to catch the rest of our fetus creating juices before they hit the floor. Then we usually analy rape each other with empty bottles of Korbel, cause if its not Korbel, well its nothing. And then right before bed we always get the neighbors to come over and we have a good old monkey knife fight. Nothing beats a good monkey knife fight. Nothing special, just our little way to enjoy the holidays.  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | F-tard, to the rescueeeeee!!!! Didn't take long for you to defile this one. ASS :)  E-Mail Me | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 10:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Oh wait, sorry, did I forget the :)??? IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 10:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yes the :):):)'s make it all better. Who won the monkey knife fight?? I'm sure all of us are dying to know. E-Mail Me | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | The one with the eye patch, or snatchboy, as I call him. He's undefeated you know. IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | mine is kinda tame compared to F-tard, but I usually sneak into my neighbors houses, anally violate the pet dog or cat and spank a batch in each of the Xmas stockings. I leave a note for the kids saying it's Santa's new liquid candy treats. I'm sure it brings joy to their bright little eyes. I know it brings joy to mine. Ftard - do the monkeys bring their own knives or do you supply them? If you need more knives, I hear Tequila can hook you up with some. He's got a full supply that "fell off the back of a truck".  Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan! This message was edited by Grumpy on 12-13-01 @ 12:02 PM | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 12:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Thanks esse. The knives arent the problem, the problem really is cleaning up the feces from the monkies and of course the man batter spanked out whilst watching said monkies fight. Maybe I need to get a new kiddie pool, I think Howie and Snuka wore this one out. IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | While all of the above "traditions" are lovely, they're just not what I had in mind. Somehow, I'm not surprised though. ;) I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 5:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Hey you forgot the :)  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 5:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I think he assumed you'd steal your own :) :) :) :) :).  | ||||
| MaryE | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 01 | We did the "holiday baking" thing, as everyone got older, we stopped though - guess no one wanted to clean up the mess anymore. Thank god for slice and bake cookies. No knife fights though. | ||||
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