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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Twas The Night Before Christmas (O&A style) | ||||
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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:57 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | I was thinking about the Holidays coming up and I was hoping to get some talented people to come up with some night before christmas parodies for either the O&A show or opieanthony.com. there are many of these out there. Xrated version, ebonics version, star trek version, etc. So I wanted the O&A version. I have no talent for doing things like this but I thought a lot of you could put something cool together. | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | OK, I'll start: Twas the night before Christmas... | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | And I'll Finish: And to all a good night. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | This was posted last year back during the Infopop days. It's a bit dated, but funny when you see some of the old names. And all through the board Not a member was stirring They were all gone in hoards When up on GD What should I see Old posts from Doc Smith Opak, IP and VG When what to my Wandering eyes should see Those merry old Mods Gooch and VG With their patience and virtue They were cleaning up posts Then Froy shows up quickly As if he was a ghost With the stroke of the keys And care in his words He says “Opie and Anthony were syndicated†To all this was heard On Corpse, On magus On Filzy, On JMB On Buttmunch, On Dryblood On Fez, Even you – GAB The time had come For all to rejoice Upuauat was so excited He actually lost his voice This was a shock To the group that always listened The day had finally come When syndication was finally christened They’d be heard nation wide It was to be fate Except in Iowa Fuck it, it’s not even a real state Good bye bad luck See you, good ridden Then Froy laughed out loud and said “Hey I was just kiddin†Everyone boo’ed and hissed in dismay This was a cruel joke Like the ones Dan would play As Froy rose to his feet We all heard him say If it’s syndication you want You’ll have to wait sixty days.  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 |  | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Okay.. so let me get this straight... You started a thread... You want us to do all the work... You really didnt contribute anything to your own thread... So.. how is this any different than a news thread? And didnt you say that you wont be posting in OT at all ever again? I mean, it's one thing if you at least gave us a verse or so, but you just want us to jump at your command? Nevermind, you're just fucking hopeless.
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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | alright, i fucking quit. i give up. I thought it would be funny. I did not cut and paste. I thought it was a good topic. I said there are a lot of creative people, me not being one of them. | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Thanks Froy, that was pretty funny. Hey Ken, if we could just find a "middle" man, we could make millions writing stories :) | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Memo to my dear friend Slash: Nowhere on the board will you find me defending TW's right to post a thread requesting others to be creative at his bidding. Although I think he could have come up with a funny version by cutting and pasting a conglomerate from quote: | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 3:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: OK, I'll do it instead...I can see where TW was coming from, I thought it was a good idea (especially since I didn't know one was done last year), and like TW, I'm totally uncreative. Although TW, you could have at least started it ;) | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: He should have known better. Baaaaad Teenweek baaaaad Teenweek. ;)  Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] This message was edited by av8er on 12-13-01 @ 3:34 PM | ||||
| sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Gime sum tyme imma think of a lil rythm !  | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: someones caps key is broken AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | dammit no night before christmas for me WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:48 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Twas the night before X mas n all threw the air, All You smelled was jay morh’s bad hair, The spotlight On ant as Bar 9 got quiet, Up steps brother joe to start a huge riot , MorON on the side flashing away, While quiet lil nortoN tip toes astray, a BuNCh oF hooligans sit by the bar , Awaiting there shots yelled From a fAr . Not QuiEt sure how the reaL storY GoeS , Don’t realy care its not one of those … As beer is served and Younging dew not partake , Suzie is sure that they bake . with CrX and her Colt Out side , Manyard ,Panther n straw & MooSEnS LineD up with PirDE , ShotS of CourSe …And FroY is up, to sing first verse, And alas we hear from inside itS Skull crushing time!! Antsinthepants Quiet as kept, as drunkenGW beings to get prepped. Needles alas a piercing is done, its just to bad OpieS always on the ruN , The misel toe hangs Under alkeys eaR, As Gag storms in his marine gear.. GoNzo looking proud to serve he begins his evening stir... As TuneS played through the night, Kid africa scares such fright, with his big mean words, and typos too, he jus wishes the Froy luved you too . In the Corner the twins sit side By Side Sep and Magus sip, on there fine drinks in witch ,Noone knows witch is witch . the night Comes to an end cause Syko’S hand hurts , as Caz and crew crawl to the DooR , and dan JuSt oN the FlooR a bit to much to drink and hes got nothing to say I never thought this day would come into play!!! Glancing over the Smokey dark Hot heated room , im seeing the members thinking take it to a RooM ..!! TiSk TISk TiSK .. Now SEX iS more GooDeR morE iS Fun, BuT When ItS comes to this board peoples tend To RuN . A fight ProBlY BrokE out, doesn’t matter I woNt PouT , With GloRy and Pride wE wil begin to post ,as memories come to LifE ,when thouGhS were Lost , I Hada asK RogeR how much hEr ShirT CoSt ….J This hAs dragged on Long enouFF now you all have reaD ,and noW im probly dead , my spell checker Doesn’t work maybe santa might be a jerk , maybe Xmas isn’t So great Doenst matter it all soo over rate …. TwaS thiS night Syko got to this poem and Bored U For 15 mints or SooO No matter What cha TO show ??? Meaning Post Yours let me sEe hoW yOU dew …… I know I STINK ,! | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Syko, NICE job, that's some funny stuff.quote:Quiet? Me?? Nooo, not me, never.  This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina. | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 1:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | BRA-Fucking-VO Syko!!!!....quote:but Geez... don't give him any ideas...  | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 1:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | great job but you forgot and wnews girl getting left out WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 2:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | i just got boRd and it just FloWeD it Sucks if i sat n did sum thought ida had more heads in it and alil beeter . so what ERrRrr i stiNk lol but glad i made yas smile .! :) | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 2:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Syko fukin wins... Awesome.  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 8:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | That was great,quote: Ahh, thats funny cause he's black. :)  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Foy - thank for reviving that. I was lookin for it in my old files and couldn't find it. It took me a couple of hours to write that one. (yes, the midget is the original author). I'm working on a new one with newer names for this year. Maybe it'll be ready for tomorrow's party.  Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan! | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Fidget, I know I am not really in the clique since I don't do the parties, but I will be hurt if there is not a mention or FU to me in the '01 version. | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ok, everybody, I came up with one. I hope it's ok. See Seph, I can do something creative and not just post newsthreads. Twas the night before Christmas and all in the hood Kid Afrika was stirring cuz it wasn’t all good He likes to destroy threads on opieanthony.com He’s been banned more times, than the U.S. has dropped bombs Gonzo was stalking children at the mall while Jim Norton played crinkle crinkle in the men’s bathroom stall and dana dillon started another abortion thread while the rest of the board would just wish her dead When what do my wandering eyes should see but baldheaded whipped cream sigpics of stalker patty I logged onto foundry music and once again got lost while back on the board another Howard Stern fan got tossed Anthony can’t stop fantasizing about the Olsen’s, Ashley and Mary Kate While Opie is perfect in guessing a woman’s age through her taint They had this great bit called the Homeless Shopping Spree While Rick’s pickup line to gay guys is coffee, tea or me. Black Earl goes on sticker stops and is always late And Jay Mohr and Norton plug another comedy date Stinky is getting lifted with joints in the stairwell Spaz left the show and now he is in hell. Syndication for the boys for the most part is fine, Jay Mohr likes to steal bits and say now it’s mine Diceman is now lost in mediocrity Jim Breuer’s favorite game is stoner spelling bee The girls on O&A.com are sweet as can be But if you screw with them, watch out for your balls with a well placed knee Froy the kingshit, around here is the boss And no one around here likes the comedy of Rich Voss And now as this poem has come to an end I see most of the board as online friends I leave you now with one thing to remember A reminder to the girls to whip em out whenever. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 11:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey TW, thats actually really funny. Here's a thought. Take out the oa.com members names. You only used like 2 anyway, so it wouldnt be that hard to substitute. I think if you took them out, then you could send it into the show, and they might actually read it. Just my $0.02 | ||||
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