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PunkIsOkTerrific	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 12:49 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	I've been an O&A fan since '98 or '99 (that Nyquil gets to you, ya know, and you just can't remember things!). I've been registered since Halloween. But I've never posted. I'm such an unmotivated individual. Y'know, I've been wondering...are there any, like..people who aren't balding, fat, 34 year old middle age dudes with beer bellies who are plumbers? I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm an O&A fan minority. I'm not the average age of an O&A listener. I'm not a guy. How many people out there are kind of like me?? ::looks sad:: Oh well, guess I'll just have to deal with these 34 yr old plumbers meanwhile. Why does your dad wear pink leather pants? This message was edited by PunkIsOkTerrific on 12-16-01 @ 1:25 AM

~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 1:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	... THE BIG YELLOW ONE'S THE SUN! Thine In Honor, ~FallenAingL~ "But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 1:07 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	....I got sort'a, kind'a a brain!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 12-16-01 @ 1:15 AM

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 1:16 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	I'm a TOOl and I still Fuck TFEC's mom in the ass with SNUKA's AIDS ridden used runny rubber! [txt]I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig[/Txt]

adolescentmasturbator	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 1:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Does anybody find it ironic that he tried to underline the topic name in html when it does it automatically? Resident Board Socialist IM me at stickysituation2

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 2:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: CBH wrote: [txt]I'm a retarded TOOL!! I gotta get a Sig[/Txt] Hey man, KFC/Tenfats is a member of the Ronfez.net message board. I could ask him to make you a sig if you want. Or he could just improve on your "" if ya like. It's all up to you LOL AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:33 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	hey, she's not a guy. And I am not a balding, fat, 34 year old middle age (34 is not middle age) dude with beer bellies who are plumbers, I'm a balding, fat, 34 year old middle age dude with beer belly whose an electrician. You know aside from "not being a guy" you really haven't given us a lot to know if we are like you. Enjoy your stay here...and it looks like your time is just about up. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Saturday December 15- CBS: Story of Santa, Angel, District...NBC: 9- Christmas Vacation (last funny thing Chase did ever), SNL: Ellen/No Doubt--gay night!!...FOX: Cops, Cops, O'Reilly special...ABC: Figure skating,

PunkIsOkTerrific	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:44 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	I knew I was write about the 34 year old middle aged dudes. And most people I know who are around 34-38 call themselves middle aged. Ha! Damn, I feel like being so obnoxious. What I mean by my type is..is anyone a ~~teen girl~~ around here? I shouldn't have said that. Why does your dad wear pink leather pants?

PunkIsOkTerrific	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:47 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	And by the way, douche bag, I tried underlining ONE WORD, not knowing that its ALL underlined. So ha! Why does your dad wear pink leather pants?

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 4:08 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I tried underlining ONE WORD, not knowing that its ALL underlined. So ha! Well...you...sure...proved us, isn't that right crossed out teen girl? "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Sunday Dec 16- CBS: Touched, Town W/O Christmas...NBC: 7-9 Antz, 9- Titanic...FOX: 7:30- King, 8- Simpsons, 8:30 Malcolm, 9- Files, no Futurama, thanks for disappointing Fawx fuckers...ABC: CHarlie Brown Christmas, Alias, Practice...TBS: Terminator,

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 4:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I'm a TOOl and I still Fuck TFEC's mom in the ass with SNUKA's AIDS ridden used runny rubber! Now that is the best thing I've seen written on this site in weeks! =) Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.

PunkIsOkTerrific	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 4:18 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	I wasn't trying to prove anything. What's the point of trying to _{start up}? And you thought I was ~~immature?~~ ::rolls eyes:: I come onto the boards And //immediately// Someone has to start up. With a [crossed out]teen nontheless. Signed, A Crossed Out Teen PS: A quoate similar to the one _above: "Count on no one and no one will let you down" - Tsunami Bomb Why does your dad wear pink leather pants? This message was edited by PunkIsOkTerrific on 12-16-01 @ 4:29 AM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 4:33 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Hook up with Drunken GW, he's a hottie. Even if he was a plumber, I'd fuk him. Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts? Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 5:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Out of all the people that posted here, there is one that I want to kiss and hug and one that I want to euthanize. Guess which is which.

Maynard	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 6:05 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: there is one that I want to kiss and hug I knew there was something up between you and Gooch. I saw the dirty look you gave him when he opened up his blow up doll. People suck.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 5:54 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Out of all the people that posted here, there is one that I want to kiss and hug and one that I want to euthanize. This makes me nervous. Cunt-Bitch-Slut-Skank-Whore-Snatch-Fag-Twat!!11!! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 7:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	quote: This makes me nervous. It should!! AIM E-MAIL We were like peas and carrots AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 12-16-2001 @ 8:12 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	And here I was last night wondering why you havent posted before. I guess I have my answer now Happy Holidays I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 12-17-2001 @ 8:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	quote: I'm a TOOl and I still Fuck TFEC's mom in the ass with SNUKA's AIDS ridden used runny rubber! Ooo you sweet talker! You make the gonorrhea run right down my leg.

KeeKee	posted on 12-17-2001 @ 10:17 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	HOLY SHIT even I am stupified by this ...I apologize for bringing this to the top

Metalfan	posted on 12-18-2001 @ 9:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I knew I was write I suppose you right letters to people as well? Ponderous, f'in ponderous. quote: You make the gonorrhea run right down my leg. Is THAT what that smell is. My goodness, you haven't been this runny since we borrowed the jaws of life to open that radioactively sealed hatchet wound of yours. Speaking of which, is my crowbar still in there? I need it back E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 12-18-2001 @ 9:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	quote: radioactively sealed hatchet wound of yours You must have me mistaken for someone else... since I've discovered I can fit a wallet, makeup and my keys up in there, I've stopped carrying a purse.

King f-tard	posted on 12-18-2001 @ 9:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	quote: I can fit a wallet, makeup and my keys up in there So thats why you jingle when you walk naked. You should just do like petal and use your hemmheroids as key hooks, his ass could double as a valet parking box. IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks.

spitfire421	posted on 12-18-2001 @ 9:35 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Ha Ha! When did the short bus get here? Seems like the odor eminating from crossed out teen chick's rotting festering snatch brought the kidtouchers out of the cesspool. Now where's Grumpy's mom so we can really get this party started? *You can unlock any door, if you only have the key.* Saw you down there on the marble slab...The best trip that Iâ€™ve ever had...High up in a jet plane, pass it around...My drinks on empty, need another round NEVER FORGET!!!

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 12-18-2001 @ 9:44 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: So thats why you jingle when you walk naked. Wow, I just thought it was piercings, go figure. Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ]

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