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Sephiroth
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00

  • You should have to pass a test in order to procreate
  • Stem-cell research is a good thing
  • Life begins with consciousness, not conception
  • There was no Alien Crash in Roswell, New Mexico.
  • Nobody needs a M-16 carbine Assault rifle for "Hunting" purposes. No deer can possibly move that fast.
  • Rock Music has been dead for some time now. I think it started sometime after Nirvana became popular.
  • Not everyone belongs in College. Some of you are too fucking stupid to be of any real use in the real world. Pour my coffee, clean my toliets, mow my lawn and shut the fuck up.
  • We should close the goddamn borders already. Im all for Racial Diversity, but lets get our own shit together before we let anymore people in: Mexican, Irish, European and especially Canadian.
  • Society started to suck after the 1950's. They were the finest generation, the rest of us fucking blow.
  • There is no reason why America should be involved with the Middle-East. the only reason we care so much is because we cant afford our Oil prices to skyrocket. Once we find a infinitely renewable energy source, I can guarentee you we'll pull out of there faster than Bill Clinton can on a Blue Dress.
  • In fact, our whole foreign policy is a joke. George Washington had the best idea on foreign policy: DONT FUCKING HAVE ONE. America acting as the worlds police is only getting our Miltary Killed needlessly. Other than Afghanistan and other countires that harbor terrorists, we have no legitamate right to question the sovereignty of other nations.
  • Cherry Kool-Aid is infinetly better than Grape.
  • Pedophiles should be executed. Molestation is much worse than murder, and the law should realize that.
  • Fucking corpses is harmless fun for everyone!
  • Dave Mathews Band are the biggest group of overrated-all-our-songs- sound-alike-college-frat-boys-automatically-love-us-because-we-make-bland-music-that-doesn't-reach-an-emotion-in-single-listener-but-still-gets-chicks-horny-but-only-coz-they're-drunk-twig-sitting-cow-castrating-pussy-goo-drinking-daffy-teabagging-dickflapping-upper-lip-smells-like-shit fucktwats i've ever had the pleasure of spitting at.
  • The more I hear "Doing this makes the Terrorists win", the more I want to Drop a Nuke on America.


Now your turn. Dont Argue with what everyone says, just post what you think. Nobody wants to hear you defend your cause, just state your opinion on a issue and be done with it.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 12-18-01 @ 12:23 PM

av8er
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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think there should be harsher punishment for all crimes comitted. Like the death penalty for all crimes no matter what. No trial just cops shooting the offender dead in the street. Parking violation - dead, jaywalking - dead, etc... Might sound a little harsh, think about it though. if these wre the consequences people might actually think twice about fucking up.

Of course I could be wrong.




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Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

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'Shrooomer
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Serotonin reuptake inhibitors should be in the drinking water supply.

Wars should be hand to hand combat not fighter planes,tanks and bombs, etc.


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I Love the Psycho B*



This message was edited by LunaBabe on 12-18-01 @ 12:54 PM
Gang Green
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Global warming is total bullshit that some stupid tree hugger thought up when he/she was high. But if it is right do we really have to worry about it? I say fuck it, if I can stay in New York and be warm in the winter, who cares? But if anyone believes that there is a magical force-field that is protecting all of us from a certain type of sun rays but letting in the good ones, and now isn't strong enough to stay closed because of all the shit we are putting in the air, but isn't breaking up in major places that you would think like New York or LA or any other big city but in the Arctic, can go take another hit from the bong.

spitfire421
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
  • After the age of 55, you should be required to take a test to retain your license every 5 years
  • People who have those "It's not a choice, it's a life" bumper stickers should be shot or rammed off-road
  • Rock music isn't dead, you mfers are just to lazy to find it. Underground music thrives in this atmosphere, go out there and support your local scene. Be doomed! \m/ \m/
  • Our attourney general will be slowly taking away our liberties, without you even realizing, under the guise of fighting terrorism.
  • Like Seph said, not everyone belongs in college, there's a lot of stupid motherfuckers out there who shouldn't be in school. But then, why the fuck are they taking out wood shop, metal shop, etc from high schools and putting in "technology labs"? And whatever happened to the dignity of the blue collar worker?
  • The greatest Christmas present right now would be UBL's head on a stick, but he's probably hiding out somewhere laughing at our ineptness at catching him.
  • Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like the whole system is breaking down? Nothing works anymore, shit is just falling apart. I think we're inevitably fucked



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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 12-18-01 @ 12:56 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Well this should be fun :)
quote:

You should have to pass a test in order to procreate
- definitely agree with this, along the same lines I also think that if you can't get pregnant, it wasn't meant to be
*Legalize prostitution
*Make smoking illegal
*Force people to pay for the legal costs if they sue and lose - maybe that'll stop all the ridiculous law suits

Edit - damn, I just hit post by accident, and I was only getting started...



This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 12-18-01 @ 12:58 PM
NJopposition
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Life begins with consciousness, not conception


"You're not a person until you're in my phonebook". Ok, thats originally Bill Hicks, but that still holds so true...

Sephiroth
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00

  • I support the decline of sexual values in the United States. It's a real shame this country was founded by a bunch of uptight protestants instead of a boat filled with drunken prostitues and gamblers.
  • The VAST majority of Atheists are 12 year old kids who have to go to Church one hour every sunday instead of playing video games and/or Masturbating, and now hate God.
  • If you werent really Patriotic before 9/11 but now are, you're a fucking hypocrite and should be bludgeoned.
  • Voting should not be Automatically given to you once you are 18, it should be earned. Other nations go to war with their government for the right to elect their leaders. If you dont vote and dont care, it wont affect you. Maybe it'll make the rest of you appreciate what a great thing we got going for us.
  • There is nothing Masculine about beating women. If you do it, you should be treated no better than a pedophile.
  • Bring back Torture. 100 years in Jail might not scare someone, but a few hours/days/weeks of excrustiantingly horrible pain will.
  • Castration is a acceptable form of punishment for sex offeneders, Megan's Law is not.
  • ALL RAP MUSIC IS SHIT. END OF FUCKING STORY.
  • Anger is the only Pure Emotion.
  • Thus, Violence should be a acceptable form of resolving some disputes in everyday life.
  • Republicans are the closest thing we have to the Illuminati.


L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Sig Pic is a Original VirginGrrl Creation! My Ninjas, Robots, and army of Zombies are now are her disposal.

This message was edited by Sephiroth on 12-18-01 @ 1:07 PM

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
1) The media is not liberal, humanity is basically liberal in nature, the label put on the media is merely Conservatives trying to pigeonhole the masses by blaming the media outlets, instead.

2) The media is corporate controlled, and therefore, all news is compromised by this "corporate" filters. It is why things economic take precendence over human stories these days...because GE/NBC, Westinghouse/CBS, Disney/ABC all want you to BUY BUY BUY! So go forth and purchase like the sheep you are.

3) The leftist intellectuals who decry peace, have intellectualized the terrorist argument so much, they do not understand the basic survival instinct, and our need to protect ourselves. Instead, they have rationlized their own humanity to fall into line with "leftist agenda" and forgotten who and what they are...fallible, fragile human beings.

4) Bill O'Reilly is an egomaniac who only puts shills to argue with b/c his show is not a bout a "spin zone", but just about him being right and looking good. Larry King may kiss ass, but O'Reilly is nothing but a shylock trying to sell a narrow-minded reactionist agenda.

5) Terrorism in the US is payback for years of our gov't training and playing around with other countries. We trained Bin Laden, and he attacks us. The US foriegn policy and operations have created the negative worldview. If we are going to police the world, you better be ready to have thugs come gunning.

6) Israel should have never been given it's own country status until the world sorted out the area, space and politics involved. It was too soon, and has caused much of the problems in the area ever since. We have been dealing with the logistical nightmares ever since, and if this world gets blown to pieces, you can be sure that it started over in this area.

7) We should be taxed at 45%, with no sales or taxes on goods, but only on our income, and all health and education should be included up till grad school. You'd be surpised that it would only be about 10% more than we do now, and the diff is in the end you save cash in the long run.

8) Reagan is the shittiest president we ever had. He rode a recovery, and his economic program sold us short, and was why we had such a rough recession in the 90's. And his staff knew it too, when they proposed it that it would sell us short. He was a reactionary, vapid, but charismatic man who proves style is more than substance in the shallow 80's.

9) Jim Fassel, coach of the Giants, should have been fired years ago. His coaching is sporadic, and his team is stifled by his own indecision. This team will never win a super bowl or acheive consistency as long as he's in charge. Their rise last year was a fluke based on great matchups and weak scheduling, and a Viking implosion.

10) There should be 4 day work weeks, and retirement should kick in at 55. But as long as corporations dictate policy, it will enver happen.

11) Lobbyists should be dismantled, there should be limits on campaign financing, and all election TV time should be free, and can not be floated by the candidate more than 1 million dollars, even if his own funds. All voting is thru tax ID's thru the Internal Revenue data, and can be done online, by phone or via paper...just like taxes. Vote results are kept as a live running tabulation, based on data received.







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Pedophiles should be executed. Molestation is much worse than murder, and the law should realize that.

Fucking corpses is harmless fun for everyone!




Fuck you, opinion boy.




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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
* Everytime a soldier is wounded in combat, it should NOT be reported. We dont' have a right to know everything that's going on there and it's just a waste of time and puts us in more of a panic to know that our soldiers are getting hurt. It's a war. EXPECT SOME CASUALITIES!!!!!! The more we learn of Americans getting hurt over there the more people will turn to the way of "oh, we can't have more death, end the war now." Can you fucking imagine if WW2 was run that way?
* Not only should babies making require a test, voting for the president should as well
* Welfare mom gets pregnant after going on welfare, cut the fucking check down
* Hitting a misbehaving child (not constant abuse but a little slap now and then)- NOT A BAD THING. I hate people who say "oh if you talk to them they'll understand", they won't, they might comprehend "no" but not to what it was. They can understand a hit more than they can understand words (and no, I wasn't beaten as a child)
* Reagan DOES NOT REQUIRE AN AIRPORT NAMED AFTER HIM. Maybe I'm too young to realize his greatness but why do people praise him so highly?
* Bill MAher has good ideas and what he said about the military leaders being wimps for not finishing the job, I have to agree with.
* The Froy is not deserving of our love
* Japanese food is better than Chinese food but Italian food kicks ass above all
* Cigarette companies are not the great evil and people who get billions of them for smoking should die.
* Jury Duty is funny, none of Pauly Shore's other movies are
* Gremlins 2 is better than Gremlins 1
* Our dependence on oil and our president's cocksucking of the oil company helps the terrorists quite a deal.
* Alyson Hanigan - best chick ever on Buffy (note I didn't say hottest)
* Playing God Bless America sung by a boy band before a movie begins is disgusting
* Cars with American flags on their hoods STINK
* Human nature is inherently evil
* Religion was created primarily for order
* African Americans are BLACK PEOPLE!!!
* There is too much technology and we, as a people, are too dependent on computers.
* Goth chicks are hot as long as they aren't behemoths
* No political group is pro freedom of speech- conservatives because it offends their morality, liberals because they believe it offends other people.

and
quote:

Pedophiles should be executed. Molestation is much worse than murder, and the law should realize that.

Fucking corpses is harmless fun for everyone!
What about fucking the corpse of a child?


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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-18-01 @ 1:34 PM
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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Fuck you, opinion boy.



I saw that coming from a mile away. Hey Gonz, I'm babysitting a 7 year old philipino boy tonight. Wanna hang out?




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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
-If you are too fucking stupid to vote properly, and you ended up accidentally voting for Pat Buchanan, sorry, YOU FUCKING LOST YOUR VOTE. There are people at EACH AND EVERY voting facility that are there to help you if you have a problem. You also receive a sample ballot in the mail way before the election. If you STILL can't get it right, you shouldn't have fucking left the house that day.

-Welfare is a ridiculous thing. Workfare makes more sense. Giving people money for doing nothing, and not even attempting to help themselves, is fucking insane. And it's a waste of my goddamn tax dollars.

-Gooch is dead-on. Taxing our money when we make it AND when we spend it is a fucking crock.

-The people can bitch about whatever they want, and nothing will ever change.

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JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Convicted pedophiles should have to spend time in Juvenile Hall NOT prison.

Megans law should be...the local 8 year old hoochie should have to give head to the new Pedophile on the block. Or be put on the rotissere by two jungle bunnies while forcing her parents to watch.


TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
12) The terrorists won. They disrupted our way of life and scarred our consciousness. They were more successful than they ever dreamed, so quit trying to deny it. In the end, they may be defeated, but in terms of won and lost, they won once that plane went into the building...b/c that's what they were going for.

13) Fargo, as a movie, kind of sucked, except for the acting.







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Convicted pedophiles should have to spend time in Juvenile Hall NOT prison.



Snuka I fuckin love you.

Allright stop asking me here are some of my opinions off the top of my head.
Not controversial just my opinions.

-Athletes should not be making the money the make to play kids games

-Boy bands and girl groups should not be recognized as musicians

-If you don't play your instruments or write your songs, you are NOT a musician. You are an entertainer.

-If you're a teenager no you do not know everything and all the answers even if you think you do.

-Political correctness is mind control and making american people pussies and turning our kids into fuckin faggots

-The bible is nothing but a collection of some pretty cool stories, it is not life

-Religion is great, but keep it to yourself.

-People who say they love their lives and are happy should be fuckin shot. These people are fuckin phonies, and they are repressing anger, which they take out on their kids.

-Fred Durst should be blacklisted from any form of entertaiment.

-Just because you wear a baseball hat and baggy pants and hate the world, doesn't make you fuckin tough.

-And if you do hate the world and the man and this country, atleast have a prepared opinion that you didn't read or hear second hand. Think for your fuckin self for once.

-Women need to stop treating pussy as if it were the holy grail, stop fuckin holding it over us already.

-Don't hate people based on their race, color, or creed.. just hate the band Creed. Get to know people there are many more reasons to hate them.

-White Kids ATTENTION....You are NOT black get the fuck over it and stop trying to be something you wouldn't live up to in real life.

-Women who wanna be equal to men, stop complaining about domestic violence and learn to take a punch, pussy.

-Models should have nice tits, shapley asses and look beautiful not like something that walked out of auswitchz and was painted by picasso.

-Stupidity is contagious, stupid people should not be the first to hand out information. Yet they always are the first to report

-Girls stop trying to talk to men after sex, we are thankful but we really don't care. Women fake orgasms but men fake interest in post-sex conversation.

-If you try to talk during a movie in the theatre you should be taken outside, strapped to a tree and beaten repeatedly until the next showing.

-If you have no opinion or you don't have an original one, do not try to be funny to make up for that. because you can not be funny without personal views.

-Your problems are not the worlds problems, stop taking them out on everyone. You do not have it the worst, call a friend to be consoled don't beat your fuckin kid.

-If you have never stared in film, tv, or on stage. You are not a fuckin actress, if you have stared in porno you are also not an actress.

-British People.... Toothpaste it works trust me.

-Women we don't do orgasm fast, you just take too fuckin long.

-Cloning is OK as long as we clone something worthwhile and not fuckin sheep, we have enough sheep already they're called southerners.







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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-18-01 @ 2:10 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Pretty wise for a 23 yr. old GS :)

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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
~> Smoking & drinking are legal, drugs should be too. Some people will do them till the novelty wears off, some will till they die, some will be responsible about it.

~> We have too many laws for little things, and not enough common sense. Personal responsibility and accountability should be taught in schools if parents can't do it anymore. "Do to others as you would have them do to you." When did that get lost?

~> Sports & movie stars are paid too much. Teachers & Emergency workers are paid too little.

~> Censorship is for the weak minded. If you can't decide for yourself, what good are you.

~> Too many people get married because they think they should. Less marriage = less divorce & more $$ saved. If you don't trust someone enough to live with them & not have it "official," how strong is the relationship really.

~> People have too many opinions, and it does no good to tell anyone about them. If people kept more things to themselves, they would fight less.

~> Men shouldn't have to register for the draft at 18. If they wanted to fight, they would join up. Women should be allowed into any combat position they want, it's her life.

~> Birth control should be covered by health insurance, and given to everyone (who wants it). If something can be prevented in the first place, we won't have to keep fighting about what to do when it's too late.


MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
*If you can't read and write you shouldn't be allowed out of school, no matter what your age
*Parents should be held accountable for their childrens' actions (think Columbine)
*Given that your parents did their job, your life is your responsiblity and nobody owes you anything
*Affirmative action is not the answer
*Size does matter, and foreplay is still the best part anyway
*Just because someone has alot of money does not mean they owe rest of the country half of it.
*The Germans will never live down WWII even though there's a whole new generation of Germans
*Everyone should play the silent game when a Stern lover or O&A hater posts, the posts are boring to read and generally speaking, people getting more pissed off by being ignored than when you're fighting with them


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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
-There should be no required classes in college EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. People end up slacking off in classes they didn't want to take or waste time studying for a subject that will not affect them in the future.

-Porn is overrated, I'd rather spank it to Victoria Secret or ESPN excercise shows. There is more mystery and my imagination is much better than any type of porn out there.

-When we die, we are reincarnated as another living creature. There is no higher being that controls this rather it is a natural phenomenon.

-Feudalism is the best political/economic system ever created, though it wouldn't work in modern times.

-Improv comedy is the greatest form of comedy.

-Silence of the Lambs fuckin sucked.

-IrishAlkey's left ear is the same exact size as his right ear.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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Registered: May. 00

  • People coming into the country should be given an english test and if they fail it, they don't get to live here. There are too many fucking non-english speaking people in the country as it is. We dont need anymore.
  • To that end, all welfare or workfare applications should be in english and no other language. If you aren't going to learn the language that the country was founded on, then you shouldn't be able to get free money from the country.
  • Intelligence tests should be given out liberally to our society and results posted in the papers so we know who to avoid and who to talk to
  • If a crime is committed and the offender found to be guilty, the victim should have a say in their punishment
  • People that piss me off should just go the fuck away
  • Kill a cop, you die! No quetions asked
  • Any man who beats a woman should be gang-beat by only the best men on death row
  • Christina Aguilera is a much better singer than Britney Spears.
  • Jim Carey is a much better serious actor than a comedian
  • People that are mean to animals should be trapped in a room with a pissed-off, hungry mountain lion
  • No one is totally innocent of anything. We are all assholes at one time or another




Happy Holidays

I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Creamy Peanut butter is better than crunchy.

Little girls have more hair than little boys.

Straight men should stop saying their ass is an "exit only". Cause to truly be clean after a nice greazy dump you need to go DEEP.

The green cottage cheese looking funk under the tonail of a aids infected haitian prisoner actually smells good and can double for anal lube.

and

creamy peanut butter is better than chunky. :)
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Gooch just opened up the playing field, lol. Some historical and entertaiment points.

- Columbus did not discover america, if he did why the fuck would it be named after amrigo vespucci?

- Jews did not kill jesus, you fuckin nimrods.

- Yes jesus was born a hebrew, he wasn't born a christian. What was he gonna worship, himself?

- Roosevelt didn't know about the peral harbor attack beforehand, there were signs of an attacl. If you believe FDR would let japs bomb his navy fleet and soldiers you are not an american.

- America DID know of concentration camps and the attrocities happening there as did the british.

- There are 50 states yes, puerto rico is not a fuckin state.

- No matter what you tell me American Beauty was NOT a great movie.

- NO you did not fuckin figure out the end of the usual suspects beforehand you lying sack of shit.

- Colorizing films like Citizen Kane is not a good fuckin idea.

- Stop saying Gone With The Wind or Citizen Kane is the greatest movie ever only cause everyone else says so, try forming an honest opinion and not a popular one.

- Pearl Harbor was a good movie and the doolittle bombing was not put in the movie cause it was the most important mission for the war but for the significance of the mission.

- Gladiator was not as majestic movie as it could have been.

- Fight Club is NOT just and action flick with dudes who like to fight.

- Marlon Brando is not a genius, Montgomery Clift was.

- Jim Carrey is not funny anymore, he has matured a la tom hanks into a real actor who can handle serious roles.

- White people should not direct movies about 'da hood.

- Elvis was not the king of rock n' roll, chuck berry deserves that crown.

- Sinatra greatest vocalist, nuff said.

- I don't care how over rated, The Beatles are the greatest rock band ever.

- Why? "In the end the love you take, is equal to the love you make". The truest words ever spoken.

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*The Germans will never live down WWII even though there's a whole new generation of Germans



As a jew i do not agree with that statement, as a human being I think it's kinda dumb. You can't blame the son for the fathers sins, then that makes us no better than them. Hate without reason is never proper.




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King f-tard
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
- Brittney is hotter than Christina
- The red headed chick with the big cans from just the 10 of us is even hotter.
- Terri Hatcher from Tango and Cash is a close third
- Anal sex isnt fun without demerol first.
- Megans law is good, that way kids know who to go visit when they move into the neighborhood.
- I fucking hate carrot top.
- And above all else, Grumpy's mom shouldnt charge as much as she does, I have fucked pillows that had more emotion.

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Jury Duty is funny, none of Pauly Shore's other movies are


Dude, whatever you are smoking, flush it down the toilet. That was the worst movie ever - EVER. Jesus man, Pauly Shore dressing up as a chick looking for Ito, I want to slice his fucking head open with a rusty golf shoe spike. Son in law, was at least watachable. Fuckin Jury Duty.







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This message was edited by King f-tard on 12-18-01 @ 2:59 PM
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No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 12-18-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
- drugs should be legal, they help in the selection process. some shit dies of an over-dose, it's their problem.
- fuck being pc, it only gets everyine in more trouble.
- all abortion killers should die on their way to the clinic. you want your baby, fine, keep your ugly face out of other's business.
- smacking kids is fine. they turn out better that way. the harder t you hit, the better they behave.
- english is the lanuage of the american people, not spanish , fucking learn english or get out.
- you need to be a citizen of this country if you want a job, there are too many americans that are out of work cuz of the fucking illegal aliens. GO HOME YOU STUPID FUCKS .
- america should stay out of other countries affairs, and deal with shit in our backyard.

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