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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:44 AM      
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You do that every night Alkey. I heard you went out with fbp today to a fancy dining establishment.

As for me, Jason is over so I have to wait 15 minutes for Three's Company.


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Dec 24 Christmas Eve- CBS: Queens, Ellen, Raymond, Becker (R)...NBC: IT's a Wonderful Life...FOX: Boston, (R), McBeal (R)...ABC: Ernest Saves Christmas...ICN: Christmas Carol live...UPN: 8- Fat Albert Christmas...WB: 7th Heaven (R), Gilmore (R)...TNT: Christmas Story repeated throughout day...AMC: Miracle on 34th Street (original)...SCIFI: 9- Running Man...FOX FAM: 9- Year Without Santa... TV is lame, don't blame me
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:50 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I'm here. Just watched "Misery".


I Love the Brokenjaw
I Love the Psycho B*

Kid Afrika
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
I was at a party with board members gathering new material for inside jokes and shoving twenty dollar bills up Froy's ass as I kissed it.

Edit* ...while Berry videotaped it.

Ya know alkie, I almost got mad about this post, but it's funny. credit where credit's due, funny shit.


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

njstrawberry
posted on 12-24-2001 @ 1:57 AM      
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quote:
while berry videotaped it


Ahhhhh, the secret tapes of Strawgate.

LMFAOAISTIROAFOTFBMFOFIN


Happy Holidays!
Maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I can't believe there hasn't been a post in over a half hour. UGH!


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:03 AM      
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its christmas...people are busy.calm down



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
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quote:
its christmas...people are busy


NOT I!!! Being busy is for losers.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 12-26-2001 @ 2:14 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
What if I was busy being a loser???




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni 		posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:09 AM      
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quote:
What if I was busy being a loser???
I dunno, then you'd be Maynard? ;)

Do I win a prize?


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 12-26-2001 @ 8:17 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'm lying in my bed covered in evidence and shame


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday Dec 26- CBS: 60 II, Kennedy CEnter Honors...NBC: Ed (R), Wing (R), Law (R)...FOX: 70s, Grounded, Bernie, Grounded- all R...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Line- all R...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef..WB: Look Who's Talking Too
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Maynard
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Pipe down over there Doc.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni 		posted on 12-26-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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Oh, settle down Beavis, don't soil your drawers :)


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
Metalfan
posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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Bah, fuck all y'all >)

I see Gilligan finally revealed his secret fetish....skullfucking...nice one, deek!

Funny, I sent Ladi to my room, but she isn't there yet.....I forget it takes them longer to move when all tied up like that. Have to remember that for next time.

F-tard, when you're done turning Wilbur's backside into blood pudding, would you at least clean up after yourself....gah damn!

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:47 AM      
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quote:
What if I was busy being a loser???

Thats called life, deal with it. :)

quote:
I'm lying in my bed covered in evidence and shame

I think thats a personal problem, you should take a shower and go outside:)

quote:
I forget it takes them longer to move when all tied up like that

Metal, I learned from that troop that bungie cords work well, kinda strechy but still bind well.

Morning everybody else. Time to freshen up a bit

::throws fresh bucket of chum into kiddie pool and starts flinging feces around room::
Thats better.






IM me Or E-Mail Me

Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Metalfan
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:03 AM      
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Ftard, finally perfected the Kama Sutra position "pig in a blanket" with Wilbur? Kudos man...I hear that's tougher than "hairless young captive boy."

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
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Metal, I tell yuo, Wilbur is more flexable than Mary Lou Fucking Retton with a broken spine. Grump must have taught him well.






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Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Metalfan
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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Plus, you can probably use his tail as a toothpick as you "pork" him, right?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Actually, his corse hair works great for popping the sores inside my mouth so I can spit puss all over Ladi as I chew at her moss covered snatch. :)






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Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni 		posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Cool

That's what my breakfast looks like 10 minutes after I eat it

Thanks for the visual, ass :)


I can levitate birds
No one cares
Metalfan
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
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Damn, I thought Ladi was still in her Chia Pet stage.....moss now, huh? Does the moss cover her genital warts any better than before...although the bigger ones are quite helpful...they work well at killing that awful fishy taste she normally has.

Hey Doc, did you know that Ftard makes a rich and creamy anal fissure soup as well?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni 		posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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Rich and creamy?!

Damnit, I got jipped then. Last week it was by far not rich and creamy, more like soupy and chunky. I guess he's been eating more fiber recently

I'm not realy big on eating his ass anyway, I'm more of a bite-off-the-scabs-and-lick-the-puss-off-his-rape-rod kind of guy anyway


I can levitate birds
No one cares
Metalfan
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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quote:
I'm more of a bite-off-the-scabs-and-lick-the-puss-off-his-rape-rod kind of guy anyway


Well, I guess if Tard is busy, there's always Alkey, Ikea or Gilligan you can ask...one of those guys must have an opening for a man with your discriminating palate.

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
King f-tard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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quote:
one of those guys must have an opening for a man


Petal, isnt that what your personal ad states???






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Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 12-27-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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3 circus midgets, an ear of corn, and a bowl full of lime green jell-o. i love work.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Mmmmmm....there's always room for jello.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



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