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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Oh my god! There's an axe in my head!
Maynard
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I thought Colt 45 was a beer. Why does that look like a soda bottle Maynard?

Look closer honkey. ;-)


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-23-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

That coming from you, is hysterical my friend. lol


only you would appreciate it

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Maynard needs to know how to say "Will you sleep with me" in every language since he's struck out with every woman left who can speak English.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
All except for your sister.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Banana_juice
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I actually tried to say all of them



E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

All except for your sister.


Well, since she says "yes" to me, I wouldn't expect her to turn you down.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:31 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Your Duck walked away with my suitcase
Tus pato salir con me maletta

Cows? Shit, yes.
Las Vacas? Mierda, si!

Where is the post whore?
Adonde vas la whora de postia?





Thine In Honor,
Ree

"Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith'

I'm a man, dammit! User formaly known as ~FallenAingL~, dick. Seph is God for sig.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Alkey, it took you 4 days to come up with that?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
Maynard
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 8:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Well, since she says "yes" to me, I wouldn't expect her to turn you down.

But while your Dad videotaped? That's just sick!


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
You wanted him to join in right?




No great thing is created suddenly. Y The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love... and to be loved in return. Y This story is about beauty, truth, freedom, and especially... love. Y

Maynard
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Of course I wanted him to join in. I haven't had a great blowjob in awhile.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!



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