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IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 6:21 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I drink, I have fun, I get sick...there must be a better way to enjoy life than this. Are there any members of the board who don't drink, and, if not, what do you do to unwind? This alcohol thing is getting to be too expensive and I'm sure my liver is very unhappy with me as of late. IrishAlkey needs some alternatives! I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 6:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	Get oral. Um, nevermind. One Nation...Indivisible. NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all. I could never turn my back away. 11. 2. 01. "I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

King f-tard	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	I drink, I get real fucked up, then I pass out. I never get sick, I havent since my fraternity days. Its like a gift from God I tell you. IM me Or E-Mail Me Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:20 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I drink, I get real fucked up, then I pass out. I never get sick You're an inspiration to us all. quote: IrishAlkey needs some alternatives! Well, here are some hobbies you can take up to pass the time instead of drowning your sadness in Guiness: Bridge or pinnocle can be fun games Model rocketry Try to teach your cat to poop in the toilet Needlepoint Write a thesis for no reason Figure out how erasable pens work "I can levitate birds No one cares

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Getting sick is just a sign of a lightweight. I only get sick when I intake the weed when drunk. As some would know. Hey Doc...question on pinnocle...do you count kings as points??? I played over a friends house Christmas night and they didn't, they had a few different rules actually. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. This message was edited by Drunken GW on 12-27-01 @ 8:31 AM

Sephiroth	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I dont drink. Im fine. See how easy that is? Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:05 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: I dont drink. Im fine. See how easy that is? Says who? Quote of the Dayssssss - The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the others willing to let them. - Robert Frost . If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Maynard	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:05 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I dont drink. Im fine. If that's what you consider fine, maybe you should start drinking. IrishCokehead, plain and simple. don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: I dont drink. Im fine If you're the yardstick by which we measure "fine" then I need more smack Seriously Alkey, as long as beer isn't the cause of and solution to all of your problems, you're doing alright. A few libations every once in a while is fine, but if you drown your sorrows in whiskey, you need more than a hobby to fix yourself up, like some professional help Ok, I'm done being serious for the day...we now return you to your regularly sceduled non sequitors I can levitate birds No one cares

Sloatsburgh	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 10:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Alkey, Froy doesn't drink. Look at how uptight he is. No, I did not say that. Personally, I unwind by playing Russian roulette with an semi-automatic hand gun. For some reason, there never seems to be a bullet in the chamber. If I used a revolver, I would hit 1 out of 6 tries. She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy .

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:03 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Good grief man. Can you go 5 minutes without starting a thread?? FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

Sephiroth	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 11:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Let me re-phrase that: My Liver is kicking me everyday. Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: IrishCokehead, plain and simple. That's fuckin hilarious... nevermind. Babe, I'm in the same boat ... Wanna meet at JK and see what fun stuff they have to play with? I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.

Maynard	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:43 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: see what fun stuff they have to play with? You mean like a wiggly rubber dildo? don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Get oral. If that doesn't do the trick, nothing will. But knowing Alkey, he'd be paying for that too, so it doesn't work him out of the expensive habit. quote: I dont drink. Im fine. See how easy that is? Maybe Alkey should start playing DDR. Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out. "Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: You mean like a wiggly rubber dildo? No, it looks more like powdered sugar... sniff sniff hehe. I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.

Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Maybe Alkey should start playing DDR. I hear Everquest is a healthy way to spend two or three years I can levitate birds No one cares

hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I drink, I have fun, I get sick...there must be a better way to enjoy life than this Two words : pace yourself. If you've got a good buzz going, ride it out - don't take in more beer, 'cause thats when you get sick. As for alternatives, I hear needlepoint is very therapeutic, and not all that expensive :) Sig Pic Under Construction The mind is like a parachute...it works best when it is open You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: As for alternatives, I hear needlepoint is very therapeutic, and not all that expensive $6.99 to make a cute little celestial sampler. Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.

Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Come with me to the darkside. I'll show you how getting sick is meant to happen! Heh. Seriously man, if you think you can't go a day without beer... you might be an alchoholic. My closest nig is in AA and he's the wildest mother fucker you've ever seen sober. If you think your fine, and your drinkin's not causing you problems, keep enjoying! I know I will. This one's for you. It's Alkey time. (Pops open Chivas Regal) Ahhh... nice. (This has been a public service announcement from Ree, now go fuck yourself) Thine In Honor, Ree "Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith' I'm a man, dammit! User formaly known as ~FallenAingL~, dick. Seph is God for sig.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:50 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	Alcohol is your friend, it's my friend. "You make a conscious decision everytime you pick up the bottle"- oops wrong one of Alkey's numerous threads. And remember, if alcohol isn't treating you well, mnove onto weed. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R) "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

screwdriver	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 8:57 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01	quote: the cause of and solution to all of your problems yes i saw that episode too doc "jesus can you take the time to throw a drowning man a line, peace on earth"

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	quote: "jesus can you take the time to throw a drowning man a line not if the check's coming and you need to make a quick getaway (tog) "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R)...SCIFI 9- FREAKED (great flick) "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Alkey, I am being sincere when I say that I want to be your support partner. Everytime you feel the urge to pick up a bottle, pick up your keyboard and IM me, I am here for you, buddy ;) AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	This is just great! First Kid tells us that Froy is not our friend and now you are telling us that alcohol isn't our friend either. I've got no reason to go on now. Goodbye everyone. :( *If I'm gonna be called it, I might as well be it.*

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