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slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ah yes..... as of his next post, our beloved Mr. Cold will have a whopping 3900 posts! Can you imagine?

What must it feel like to be a lowly newbie with a mere 25 or 30 posts?

What I wouldn't give to know the feeling to have enlightened others 3900 times! Let me ask you Sean, do you remember what it was like way back in the day, when you only had 23 posts like that manwhore Gonzo?



Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!
AIM


Sean C0ld
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I must say that this is a very special day for me. I have been working hard at becoming a pilar of hope for OA.com, and with over 3800 posts in one day, I feel validated. The fact that you, my dear friend Slack Jaw, took time out of your day to honor me with such a thread proves to me that you are indeed a true friend.

I woiuld first like to thank Froy. If not for him, I would never have had this great challenge of helping lead us all into the new year. And with this glowing achievment of mine, I am now ready to take my place amongest the posting Gods! Thank you Matt, I will not let you down.

I would also like t thank that whore GS. GS, you have done sooooooo much with your 23 posts. I mean, they almost seem like 7800 post in quality. Thank you for getting me back involved in the war here.

I would like to thank Stingray for giving me my start to moderator stardom and his God like intelect for guiding me. He even left me a thank you note once.

I would like to thank my mother for without her, I wouldn't be here today.

I would like to thank God for making such a great place to live!

I would like to thank Vin for writing the code and for not selling out for 15 bucks.

I would like to thank.....:::sniff, sniff::: to thank......


:::sobs uncontrolably:::

Thank you all!!!!!





This message was edited by Sean C0ld on 12-29-01 @ 7:21 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Don't mind me, just post whoring.

Congrats? BAH! If you had all those posts in a matter of days instead of months, then maybe I'd raise an eyebrow ;)


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
I LOVE THE CRITICSLOVESNATCH
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-29-2001 @ 7:24 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I think you forgot to thank someone...

I think you owe a big appreciative thank you to JMB.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 7:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I mean, my bitch is probably standing on the edge of a building somewhere, but Sean has done so much for us all...this is way too emotional. I'm joining wackbag.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Nice Shoes, Lets Bang.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
I LOVE THE CRITICSLOVESNATCH
Sean C0ld
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Really, the emails are too much.

Thank you all again for your support.

No, really, thank you.

I mean it, from the bottom of my heart.

I can't even thank you all enough.

No really, you are all too kind.

It would not have been possible without every single one of you.

Thank you!

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Alkey...
It's time for you to bow down to the true King of Post count growth!
Sean is your God now!!!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ahhh Congrats My friend! I remember the "Good 'ol Days" when I broke my nut on 500...LOL!! Seeing my post count right now doesn't really bring me much joy....yes, I am still a lowly Newbie...LOL!! It's almost like going into the witness protection program and having your old life erased, but none the less, it's all good!! By the way, i got you those pre-teen asian mail order cock swabbers you were inquiring about in my catalog...LOL!!

P.S. I got your email and will be in touch soon!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
onehung lo434
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

P.S. I got your email and will be in touch soon!

TOG lol ;)

Congrats Sean...
windowlck
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Crybaby Howie, where did you just crawl out from?


AIM me


"DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
sean, you are cool!!! think i could get your AIM name?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Crybaby Howie, where did you just crawl out from?


Have you ever gotten trapped inside TFEC's mom's coat hanger scraped Uterus?? That's my excuse!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Howie!!
You change your AIM?? people have been bugging me for it, but I have an older one... besides... I wanted to say "Hi" and arrange a "special" session heh heh


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"

This message was edited by Lord Magus on 12-30-01 @ 12:20 AM
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey gay goth boy, pick up lice ridden, fungus smelling, inbred mongoloid half breeds on your own time. This is a thread to celebrate a great achievement.

You wanna cyber, go hang out at the uglypeople.com message board! :)



Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!
AIM


pinkkitty
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
Oh yes.....congrats !

Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 12:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Magus! How goes it Pal!! I haven't seen you since we hog-tied that retarded, down-syndrome, piss diapers-wearin'.....ummm...i mean Kingpin's little sisters birthday. How's the HIV??

Oh, and by the way, my new AIM is "STMHowie"....doesn't matter who knows it, i only reply to those i know!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!
Sean C0ld
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
You guys are just fucking every thing up, damn it!

This is a I love Me thread about me!

I love me!

I love me for posting 3890 times today, or is that yesterday?

Did I mention I would like to thank you all for making me into the Post God that I am today?

I will be accepting donations of no less than $50 fromm you all.

I am so fuckin cool, I mean, doesn't my post count dictate how much I reek of awesomeness?

Admit it, all of you fuckers want to be me. I am, like, a God now!

Anyone know how to misspell an obscure god of war name so i can make it my new status?

Oh, and I am also looking for some chick I can follow around and make up screwy names with. That would sooooooo fuckin rock.

And, if you would, call me petey.





This message was edited by Sean C0ld on 12-30-01 @ 1:21 AM
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wow.

Not only has Sean surpassed a single day's posting record, but he's gotten CBH to match his recent posting record.

I'm honored to be a part of this.

This is truly historic.

Sean C0ld
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
You are welcome, BM. Don't say I never give you anything. Aren't I just the greatest?

The line kissing my fat, bloated, beer soaked ass starts to the right. For you, though, you can skip right to the front because while I may be new to this God thing, you my friend are an Icon.



This message was edited by Sean C0ld on 12-30-01 @ 1:20 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
how important, are post counts REALLY? I mean what does my post count say about me?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sun Dec 30- CBS: 60, 8:30 Eraser...NBC: L&O, L&O:CI...FOX: Simpsons, Malcolm, X-Files...ABC: 7- Jack, 9-Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, PRactice S1...SCI-FI: All day Godzilla marathon... Don't blame me that TV sucks
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-30-01 @ 1:24 AM
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 1:25 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

how important, are post counts REALLY? I mean what does my post count say about me?

Damn...
Is THAT a loaded question!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Sean C0ld
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:07 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I think Ikea may need to check his email account for though it is a cheezy one, it may have the word of the new God in it!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
You're GameSpy Weekly?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sun Dec 30- CBS: 60, 8:30 Eraser...NBC: L&O, L&O:CI...FOX: Simpsons, Malcolm, X-Files...ABC: 7- Jack, 9-Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, PRactice S1...SCI-FI: All day Godzilla marathon... Don't blame me that TV sucks
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
Maynard
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 2:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

sean, you are cool!!! think i could get your AIM name?

Don't fall for it. He's gay, and wants sex from you.

quote:

I mean what does my post count say about me?

That you're fat and gay?


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my LARGE post count!!!!



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