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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Bring Back Maynard, HerbrankoKFC, Tenbatsuzen & IrishAlkey!!!! ...what the hell, bring back JMB, FOFOLINA & Cacasmooches too!!!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Don't ban me yet Face, I don't want to get stuck with all the buttons I still have in inventory.


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
If I did ban you, wouldn't you be more motivated to sell them? Maybe you should get Maynard's help in getting rid of them, he's got some free time on his hands now >)




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

o&aswallow
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Kid said;
quote:

Maybe you could post more and try to be interesting


Kid, I find it interesting that you always want my boring old ass to post more. I appreciate your efforts to try and get me to be more like you, but there are a few obstacles for you to overcome,
A. I'm white. Therefore I have more natural opportunities than you will ever have.
B. Most people actually like me.
C. If I get banned, unlike you I'm gone. No begging to come back (Ok Face, here's your chance!).
D. I actually leave my house to interact with society. Therefore I can't spend that much time sitting at my computer.
E. I actually get laid on a somewhat regular basis.

But hey Kid, I appreciate the thought.




I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I wouldn't get too excited yet. Barry Manilow just rang my doorbell, he's going house to house collecting signatures to petition for their pardons.

Mrquotes - shrink your sig down to 500 pixels.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
skidmark
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

I wouldn't get too excited yet. Barry Manilow just rang my doorbell, he's going house to house collecting signatures to petition for their pardons.

See, Ken, That's how you make teh funney.

Kid Afrika
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Kid, I find it interesting that you always want my boring old ass to post more. I appreciate your efforts to try and get me to be more like you, but there are a few obstacles for you to overcome,
A. I'm white. Therefore I have more natural opportunities than you will ever have.
B. Most people actually like me.
C. If I get banned, unlike you I'm gone. No begging to come back (Ok Face, here's your chance!).
D. I actually leave my house to interact with society. Therefore I can't spend that much time sitting at my computer.
E. I actually get laid on a somewhat regular basis.


I don't really care for your explanations, I was just busting your balls because you made a comment about activity.

Oh, and why do you insist on talking about how much you get laid? Usually the people who talk about it all of the time, are the people that aren't getting any, no?

I happen to enjoy being on the computer, and this is a problem for you why? I spend my time doing what I enjoy, hanging out with a bunch of false people is not what I consider fun.


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

o&aswallow
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I spend my time doing what I enjoy, hanging out with a bunch of false people is not what I consider fun.



Spending all your time hanging with people in a virtual society is hanging with real people? There must be something with this new technology I'm missing?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Kid and Swallow, Im outraged. This thread is supposed to be about our departed little buddy gaynerd, not a pissing contest between lamont and grady. Now if you will all excuse me,
I'M GOING TO LUNCH!!!! BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.





This message was edited by Faceman on 1-3-02 @ 12:28 PM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Speaking of which, I will never know what Maynard had for lunch today, damn you all to hell.

o&aswallow
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
With all due respect Facey, I hope you don't mind if I leave the banging of Aunt Esther up to Kid. I don't want the darkies to think the white boys are trying to take their women. :-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Kid Afrika
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Spending all your time hanging with people in a virtual society is hanging with real people?

Actually, I do hang out with people from time to time, I just don't go out, just to go out. But, I guess that makes me a "loser" in your eyes. Oh, and what a disappointment that is for me. I always hoped you would think that I was "cool", because that's what I base my life on, what you and other people think of me.

I don't need other people to make me happy. I was born alone, and I'll probably die alone, and it won't make one bit of difference to me.

At least I can rest well knowing that I won't have to read about maynard's lunch menu anymore. :)


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

o&aswallow
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I don't need other people to make me happy. I was born alone, and I'll probably die alone, and it won't make one bit of difference to me.



See Kid, even an antagonistic bastard like you can find common ground with people that don't like you. It won't make a difference to anyone else either.

But that is probably the only reason I do respect you, you don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
O.K... Here it is. Put YOUR name under the Banee of your choice:

Maynard ------- FNSluggo ------- Sluggo667 ------- Skidmark










(Pre-emptive)

Alkey (Looks like someone's got it in for you..)







Kid (For the NEXT time he gets banned)










OASwallow (Just in case Facey takes him up on it)







Barry Manilow (Just in case...;))


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE PSYCHO BITCH!
I MISS THE PSYCHO BITCH!







This message was edited by BARRY MANILOW on 1-3-02 @ 1:31 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
With all of your fancy shmancy petitions there, do you happen to have one to ban Kid? ;)






Every day I ask myself, is today going to be the day? Today, sadly, I can answer that question with a yes.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
With Maynard gone does that make me the gayest person on the board?

**No Ikea, you always were the gayest on the board.


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursday Jan 3, CBS: Survivor, CSI (R), Agency(R)...NBC: Friends (R), SChwarz, Grace, Shoot, ER--all R...FOX: Mrs. Doubtfire...ABC: College Football...UPN: Smackdwon...WB: Popstars 2, Chrmed (R)...TBS: License to Kill..AMC: Butch Cassidy...Comedy: OFfice Spce...Oz Season Premiere 10 pm HBO SUNDAY the 6th
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I, IrishAlkey, do solemnly swear to never again make a post homosexual or inflamatory in nature for as long as I shall live.

Edit* Can I renig on the gay part? I just realized I don't have any other material.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 1-3-02 @ 2:31 PM
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I, IrishAlkey, do solemnly swear to never again make a post homosexual or inflamatory in nature for as long as I shall live.

That Old Gag.

Sig Pic Under Construction

The mind is like a parachute...it works best when it is open


You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi!


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
in life though Alkey's more flaming than Johnny Storm


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursday Jan 3, CBS: Survivor, CSI (R), Agency(R)...NBC: Friends (R), SChwarz, Grace, Shoot, ER--all R...FOX: Mrs. Doubtfire...ABC: College Football...UPN: Smackdwon...WB: Popstars 2, Chrmed (R)...TBS: License to Kill..AMC: Butch Cassidy...Comedy: OFfice Spce...Oz Season Premiere 10 pm HBO SUNDAY the 6th
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

That Old Gag.


Gag? Like when half the closet homos on this board gag on my massive, pulsating cock?





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I was born alone

::scrathes head::
Uh...but what about your m...nevermind

I guess Maynard forgot page 347 from The Care and Feeding of Moderators...never, ever call them a ban-tease


If hate were people
I'd be China
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Doc, to be precise that was Chapter 2, Section 1(a)(i) from The Care and Feeding of Moderators, copyright Buttmunch, 2002.

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

copyright Buttmunch, 2002.

2002!!!
You published the updated version already? Great, I needed a new 600+ page book to read on the john this month.

I'm just pissed that I wasted a great obscure reference in a thread that NO ONE else will read. At least you saw it BM


If hate were people
I'd be China
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Maynard's gone?


I'm A Bad, Bad Girl...Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.


I love you, Xand. <3


One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

How quick the sun can...drop away...And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything...All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad, turned my world to black...tattooed all I see..all that I am...all I'll ever be...I know someday you'll have a beautiful life...I know you'll be a star...In somebody else's sky... but why...why...why...Can't it be...why can't it be mine?

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey doc, I got the reference. Just wait til the Dear Mom and Dad letters start popping again. coughcoughmidgetplagerismcoughcough

Nice callback though Doc.
Buttmunch, could you send me two copies of the new books. They replaced my toilet seat last month and now it's too high for me.


Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around.
Be warned and be very afraid!



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