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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: to all us peoples from joisey | ||||
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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:06 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | i got this e-mail from madhatta --hes in foundrymusic chat room i think its cool take a look at this ~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 69 ways you could tell you're from new jersey 69) You went to Seaside after your senior prom. 68) You watched "Mallrats" and said, "I've been to that mall!" 67) At least half the people you knew in high school went to Rutgers. 66) You know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. 65) Your big class trip in elementary school was to Morristown. 64) You long for the days when the Devils wore Christmas colors. 63) You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York. 62) You've been to the Meadowlands Fair. 61) You've planned a local trip around passing at least one Dunkin' Donuts. 60) You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." 59) You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." 58) You actually know bakeries that are not part of a supermarket, but are individual stores. 57) You've ordered a "hard roll with butter" for breakfast. 56) You've gone to a diner after drinking all night. 55) You've eaten at that diner at 3 a.m. at least a dozen times. 54) At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen. 53) "Anyone who makes bad pizza can go to hell" is your attitude. 52) You always use a minimum of 10 variations of the word "damn" while driving. 51) You don't have to go to Red Lobster to get fresh seafood. 50) You once said "It smells like New York in here." 49) You can go bowling at 1:30 a.m. (with automatic scoring!) 48) In high school you, or someone you know, worked at a Friendly's or Stewart's. 47) The Garden State Parkway doesn't freak you out at night. 46) You know what a "jug handle" is. 45) You have mandatory recycling, enforced by law. 44) You've eaten a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll, and liked it. 43) You go to the boardwalk at least once a year. 42) You've pondered, "Maybe basketball would be more popular in New Jersey if the Nets weren't here." 41) You say the words "water," "coffee," "dog," and "whatever" weird (Wadder, Cawfee, Dowg, Wadever). 40) Even your high school cafeteria made good Italian subs. 39) You've lived through hurricanes, nor'easters, and brushfires, but have never seen a tornado, earthquake, tsunami, or volcano. 38) You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights. 37) You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation. 36) You only go to New York City for day trips. 35) You've run out of money on the Parkway. 34) You're Italian. 33) You know where to get a great bagel. 32) You think Perkins is terrible and should have never opened any restaurants in New Jersey. 31) There are no self-serve gas stations, and you like it that way. 30) You've had sex on the beach (not the beverage). 29) You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle. 28) The Jets/Giants game has started fights at your school and/or local bar. 27) Your car is covered with yellow-green dust in April and May. 26) You can't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners anywhere else in the country. 25) You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls. 24) Someone at the beach once called you a benny. 23) You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town. 22) You know what MCCC is and a good percentage of people from your high school go there. 21) You've seen, or been in, a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan. 20) You have, or know someone who has, Mafia connections. 19) You're related to someone who thinks the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets. 18) You have at least one friend who drives a truck. 17) You've been camping. 16) You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English. 15) You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship. 14) You know where to get drugs in Trenton, Paterson, Newark, or New York. 13) You've been to a party in the woods. 12) You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown. 11) You played in a P.A.L. league. 10) You liked the Jets even before last season. 9) You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg, and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m. 8) You don't take no crap from no one. 7) You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there. 6) At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook mall. 5) Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock. 4) Anything less than three inches of snow isn't worth much. 3) Someone on the road cut you off and you used at least four swear words to tell them what you thought. 2) You think people from South Jersey talk funny. 1) You know someone who lives in a neighborhood with contaminated water, because of toxic chemicals. WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------------------------  THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! CUCKOO CUCKOO :::TEEN STALKER::: MY ANGELS/STALKERS IN TRAINING: deadchef, 6666, Vos "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" | ||||
| 1st Sgt. Fil Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Very well done Amy. and the best part is that it's all true! What makes you look over here? What are you, queer?  | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey ya little trollop. I take great offense to that. I NEVER liked the jets. LOL, it was funny though. ;) No offense meant by the trollop thingy. :) This message was edited by bluetarp on 3-10-01 @ 1:26 PM | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | yeah i was sittin there thinking wow thats me I AM FROM NEW JERSEY ARENT I?????????? i thought it was all a dream WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------------------------- THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! CUCKOO CUCKOO :::TEEN STALKER::: MY ANGELS/STALKERS IN TRAINING: deadchef, 6666, Vos "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Goddamn, I when I first saw the topic I was like, "not another jersey bashing page" but then i read it and realized that nearly all of it is fuckin true! good job! Smoke Weed Everyday | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: I can vouch for this one  | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | 31) There are no self-serve gas stations, and you like it that way. THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!HAHA YOU NY SUCKERS GOTTA GET OUT OF THE CAR TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS!! ;-) | ||||
| menudointhemorning | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Damn if that whole list isn't true. Yes, sex on the beach doesn't have alcohol in it. If you F my Mom, I'll F yours | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Hey at least there isnt a nasty stench when you cross the state border to come to NY...you can always tell when you are in jersey when you smell that smell   What are we gonna do about this?"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys" | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | ugggg that is the worst stench Grk...and it always appears somewhere around Exit 14 on the Turnpike...the spot where you see on the Sopranos intro with all the gas tanks in the background | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | you forgot to add: "your absolutely sure you were at that one spot that the sopranos filmed at" i would know because i live 3 houses from where tony's mom's house was, before she died of course.  syndication when opak changes my status | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | yep Mr Quotes that's getting really old to hear..."Oh I was there at the Bada Bing and I saw Tony there!" (which is really Satin Dolls on Rte 17 in Lodi) yea right | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 1:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Thanks for sharing Amy. That was pretty funny. :) "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: My fav, also I am Italian, well the better part anyway! Only true Jersey born and bred people can understand this. We all say how it sucks to live in Jersey, but seriously, would you really live anywhere else?   GRRRRRR! E-Mail Me | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 2:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Ron...lemme think about that one...ummmm....YES! I can definately think of 3 places off the top of my head that I'd rather be than NJ.. lol ;-) | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 2:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | jersey is fucking paradise i love it here, the only natural disasters we have are minor hurricanes and blizzards, and they close school for me, and of course, home of the devils syndication when opak changes my status | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 2:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Here is one I totally disagree with. I listened to K-Rock back in the late 80's, early 90's for Howard. I have listened to NEW for many years, since I was a TEEN! I NEVER LISTENED TO Z-100, THOSE FUCKING TOOLS! The ONLY station I listen to now is NEW! GRRRRRR!E-Mail Me | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 2:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Nah, man, we all listen to DHA when OnA aren't on Smoke Weed Everyday | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 2:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm a transplant to the garden state. over 21 years ago, and in that time I have lived in a bunch of other places. 3 years ago, my company was promoting me, and asked what 3 places I would want to go. I said NJ,NJ,NJ! | ||||
| opak | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 2:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Thanks Amy...nice find kid... | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 3:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | LMAO @ how true that is. Amy thanks for the Laugh. Hey did ya figure out you B-day party yet?  | ||||
| MrBreeze | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 6:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00 | That whole list is sooooo on the fucking money,it's hilarious.But i wouldnt want to live anywhere else. | ||||
| SpiderBob | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 6:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I don't want to live anywhere else. Like the list, I have seen it before & and I love it each time. I am 25 minutes from the city with the skyline of NYC outside my window. I have 6 malls (prolly more) within my house, The Meadowlands (25 minutes), the Garden (35 minutes), 10 hockey rinks within 30 minutes. I love it. And a Stanley Cup Champion Hockey Team. | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 7:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Hey Amy, I was laughing the whole time i read the list cuz its all true, but the list doesn't have one thing on it. You also know ur from NJ cuz u u know that Jersey tomatoes r better than any other tomatoes from any other state. | ||||
| Sniper | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 8:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | I was DYING to get out of here, the great state of CONFUSION and ATTITUDE, also known as NJ once I graduated High School. I DID. I lived in a few places that were warmer,Florida & CALI. I lived through 2 hurricanes 4 or 5 earthquakes(2 of which scared the shit out of me)and brushfires and riots. Funny, I couldn`t wait to get back here,and I did in 95 and was greeted to the worst winter in recent memory. Everytime I met someone and they asked where I was from and told them, they usually had a derrogatory comment about the GARDEN STATE and I defended her like you would your Mom or Wife or kids. I`m glad I came back home. Had I not I would never have known...tear in eye(LOL)...the disaster that is our BELOVED OPIE & ANTHONY SHOW. That, my friends is turning TRAGEDY INTO COMEDY!!!:) GOOD JOB AMY!!!!!:) PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!! | ||||
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