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Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Of course, if I saw the guy on the street I'd tackle him and lick him like a starved cat


LMAO!! That a girl Ladi!! Just make sure ya give me a beefy tongue kiss afterwards so i can reclaim some of my undigested corn..LMAO!! Also Ladi, once your used-up Crimson-stained Taco Bandage's are used up....send them over Snuka's way! Seeing that he's got the skewers, we could cook up a might fine coppery tastin' dish...Ugghhh!! LMMFAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention a Complete retarded TOOL!!
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

cook up a might fine coppery tastin' dish...

Well, you're in luck! I haven't washed my dirty penny in weeks. You should see the shit under my nails from scratching my ass. Come here and suck 'em clean!

Speaking of food... I could use some. This tapeworm is really hanging on. The other day I thought I had to shit, but it was just half the worm hanging down. Then I had to sit there while it crawled all back it, and made itself comfortable in the spacious canyon that is my ravaged, puss filled, green eggs & ham seeping colon.



I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
LMMFAOWMTMBGP!! Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off While Masturbating To My Bee Gee's Poster!

Ya know Snuka's gonna be bummed that he missed this post and i got ya first...LOL!! Unlike him, i'd want ya to cut those nails with the shit still intact then use them to gently lance the bulbous Herp-Blistered lesions on my sack and watch as the shit and disease fought over control of my undercarriage...LOL!! And don't go teasing us with that Tapeworm of yours because i'll yank that Sum'Bitch out of your rotted, decayed-meat passing ass and shove it up that "Stillborn-Delivering" Trout shooter of a Vagina...Then after 5 days i'll eat the dripping Schmeg outta your Sump with a cocktail fork and regurgitate it in Snuka's food bowl...LMMFAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention a Complete retarded TOOL!!
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Nice sig, the yellow corn dot makes it all better then?
quote:

shove it up that "Stillborn-Delivering" Trout shooter

Well where else am I supposed to keep my car keys. I think I keep puncturing their little egg shell heads.



I want a girl that smells the coffee ... I want a girl who spills the wine ... I want a girl with mangled hair and words that never quite define ... I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong ... jacket
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
LMAO...well if ya didn't use a tire iron to get that stewey swamp mess of a vagina (just like we like it..lol)...off then there'd be less damage to the "Grubworms"...LMMFAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention a Complete retarded TOOL!!
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
LOL who said I'm missing this CBH. I had to leave after Ladi's starved cat comment (suddently had the urge for some pussy). I made one of our "scouts" take a greazy corn and peanut infested dump in this kittens mouth. I then put a "C" clamp on its head so it couldnt spit it out. Then I put my lips to its ass and sucked the "scouts" shit right through the cat. Funny thing is the shit had peices of thick crusty scabs in it. Only time I have ever seen scabs like that is after the wounds healed from when Ladi broke that mayonaise jar in her ass. LOL...remember we thought she couldnt fit it.
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 8:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Hmmmm...speaking of scabs.....have ya noticed Ladi's Beef Basket starting to resemble a bowl of moist corn-flakes with spam jelly?? We told her to watch where she sat when she was over the trailer last weekend, i think she might have caught the bug from the toilet. I told her to wipe the lid but she said she liked the sloppy squish sound it made when she sat down on a pubic hair and dandruff caked toilet seat...go figure....LMMFAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention a Complete retarded TOOL!!

This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 1-11-02 @ 3:40 PM
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Yeah I noticed all of them. There are so many and they are oozing so much it looks like she has 4 sets of tripe curtains down there.

I think that is actually the squishing sound. When she sits on the bowl the tripe curtains fold over the rim of the bowl and she sits on them. She gets up from the bowl and it looks as if someone smeared raw cookie dough on the seat.



This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 1-11-02 @ 3:24 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

broke that mayonaise jar in her ass

Well if you hadn't made me laugh with that thing you were doing with the donkey, it would have been ok. Who knew you were so flexible. You smeared up w/peanunt butter like CB's sig.
quote:

said she liked the sloppy squish sound it made when she sat down

Yes, it's second only to the sound the hivvy blisters all over your back make when I pop them. But I need to find my protective goggles, last time I almost got it in my eye. That stuff really can shoot.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.



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