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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I only continue to be able to post on this Message Board by the magnanimous grace of Buttmunch – Hehehehe. This came after a little tiff with Buttmunch. I don’t really remember what it was about. I don’t think he does either to tell you the truth.


Oh, I remember quite well, girlie man.

You happened to think that you actually had a say in the way the Board is run one day in the FU forum. You went so far as to assert your right to have a say in said Board. Still further, you thought that you actually had a clue.

I took your diminished mental capacity into consideration and through my magnanimous nature, I let you stay.

I'm not sure how much longer that will last.

I will move my latest addition to your status below the line soon.

Later fucker.

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I don't know what made me think of this, maybe I'm watching too much History Channel:

Do you think that back when they used the guillotine to execute people in France, the executioner would strap the condemned man in place, raise the blade, and then just wait there for a while. I can imagine him doing this, all the people in the crowd leaning forward slightly, just anticipating the final action. They all know what will happen, but it's just on the edge of occuring. They might even think for a second that it won't happen, but most know that it is only a matter of time

I also wonder what goes through the condemned's head as he just lays there, waiting, knowing what is inevitable, but just trying sit there and wait.

Sorry to go off on a tangent like that...what were we talking about again?



If hate were people
I'd be China
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Oh, I remember quite well, girlie man.

You happened to think that you actually had a say in the way the Board is run one day in the FU forum. You went so far as to assert your right to have a say in said Board. Still further, you thought that you actually had a clue.

I took your diminished mental capacity into consideration and through my magnanimous nature, I let you stay.

I'm not sure how much longer that will last.

I will move my latest addition to your status below the line soon.

Later fucker.


Okay - I found my Legalese to English dictionary and translated what BM just wrote. It says :

You fucked up. Now... sit the fuck down, shut the hell up or I'll toast your ass and force you to toss my salad

But that's a very rough guess. it loses things in the translation.


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy

Coming Soon to a debauchery near you!

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Doc, I too have thought about that. I don't know what they think about when lying there. Most of them probably cried and screamed. I'd just kind of lay there watching everyone's face. Just to see their reactions. I would love to lay there and have a crowd of people yelling at me and having a deep hatred for me. It would be a hell of an adrenaline rush.


This fucking city
Is run by PIGS
They take the rights away
From all the kids

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I would love to lay there and have a crowd of people yelling at me and having a deep hatred for me.


At last, a cause I can get behind.

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

At last, a cause I can get behind.

Go for it fucko. At least the feeling would be mutual.


This fucking city
Is run by PIGS
They take the rights away
From all the kids

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Ass kisser.

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm an asskisser now for hating you? But I thought people were starting to like you now, thus then making it un-cool to hate you?


This fucking city
Is run by PIGS
They take the rights away
From all the kids

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

But I thought people were starting to like you now

NOW? I thought they always liked him? You mean I like him and I shouldn't? I can't get it right here:confused:

*******All posts imply sarcasm/humor even if not obvious*******

This message was edited by MomYou'dLikeToF' on 1-10-02 @ 12:26 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I would love to lay there and have a crowd of people yelling at me and having a deep hatred for me.


Bravo Gilligan, not everybody accomplishes their life long dreams.

Doc, interesting point. I always thought it was cool that the last thing the condemed person would hear is the whir of the blade as it dropped to the bottom of the tower. Or the beauty in a condemed F that is sitting in a gas chamber, silent, secluded and they hear the plop plop fizz fizz of the gas tablets droping into the water canister under the chair, knowing they now only have about 15 seconds of life left.

Nice!!!



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'm so fucking popular I am thinking of running for student council president of the board.

o&aswallow
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ken, set your sights on prom queen. You have a better chance of winning.



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
That's it OAS, behind the building after school.

Besides, the tiara will be proudly worn by Gonzo.

o&aswallow
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Sorry Ken. Your attempt to sway me by offering sordid sexual favors behind the school will not get me to vote for you.



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Crank the hearing aid geezer.
I said ass KICKED. Not Kissed, or Licked.......
ass KICKED.

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
What? You didn't say kicked. You didn't say anything. Stop trying to make excuses. You wanted to blow the old man behind the building and now you're trying to weasel your way out of it. Now go suck that wrinkle dick.


This fucking city
Is run by PIGS
They take the rights away
From all the kids

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Fuck that. He smells of BenGay and soiled Depends. Besides, by tomorrow Mr. Alzheimers won't remember I didn't top him off.

Can we get back to my candidacy? I need a running mate.

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I need a running mate.

How about Rotten Vinny?


This fucking city
Is run by PIGS
They take the rights away
From all the kids

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
How about Brundlefly?



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

How about Brundlefly?

I think we have our winner!
But, would anyone really elect a chick as vice anything?


This fucking city
Is run by PIGS
They take the rights away
From all the kids



This message was edited by Maynard on 1-10-02 @ 1:54 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I need a running mate

OK, I'll be your running mate..oh, wait,what? This is a popularity contest? Better pick someone else ;)

*******All posts imply sarcasm/humor even if not obvious*******
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Oh no....here we go again....deja vu



I had to :):):):):)





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"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:


But, would anyone really elect a chick as vice anything



Why would they elect ken?



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Face don't you have something more important to do, like take care of the spill in aisle 12?



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