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WoRMFACE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey FN.. Why did you leave his status and post count behind?

and Booboo.. Can you re-phrase what you said? I didnt udnerstand it. Speak slowly. im an idiot.

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
that's it! i'm taking my ball and going home!


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
spitfire421
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I'm Italian and daddy always called me a Princess.

No good can come of this...

Ok, my turn

qwertityyuofaggot!!!!1111


One Inch Man, lonely soul...Two Inch Man, gimme more...Always so lonely, lonely, lonely...One Inch Man, he's so lonely, oh, he's breathin'...Damn my thoughts for you, do you really wanna fuck me?...Love my time for you, do you really wanna hold me?...Had my time for you, do you really wanna hold me?...Love my time for you, do you really wanna?

NEVER FORGET!!!
WoRMFACE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think its pretty darn funny.

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
wood floor spit?

RonRon5477
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

RonRon - yuo suk !!1

Were you trying to rub it on the keyboard again or trying to spell something? I couldn't really tell.


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
WoRMFACE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Holy Hell! Spits vagina can speak!

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
boobookittyfuk
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Speak slowly. im an idiot.


I won't hold that against you, Every man has it's faults.

quote:

Holy Hell! Spits vagina can speak!



HeHeHAHAHAHA. Spit could make lots of money with that! I can see it now... there will be people lined up way down the road paying to see
The Amazing Literary Vagina

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
and she can sing.....from her diaphragm.

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
i wonder the stories it could tell...

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 10:36 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
I liked this game better in the chat room. Has anyone seen Bob Barker lately?

Alkey, fbdldsfdkfjlkjls - Cue Music, tell them what they're playing for today.......:D


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy

Coming Soon to a debauchery near you!

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
here goes nothing....coughballscough...ok, take your best guess

*******All posts imply sarcasm/humor even if not obvious*******
Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

coughballscough

You have luggage?


This fucking city
Is run by PIGS
They take the rights away
From all the kids

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

coughballscough


God why can't I get "the crying game" out of my head? No wonder she hates "panties"...."SHE's" wearing boxers.

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

qwertityyuofaggot!!!!1111

OK this is just a guess. You have it shaved to look like Jeff K.



barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
This is never gonna work. What the hell was I thinking? The effin gingle doesn't even work when reduced to text:

It's time to play...
It's time to play...
It's time to play hey,
guess what's in my pants

see? It's just not the same.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Sephiroth
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

hiothfinf uhr77eifhe;2 jefieknfo26eafhw9ifci46wjfkn

Im going to go with "COCK" for $300 Alex.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

coughballscough



Einhorn is Finkle... Finkle is Einhorn!


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

coughballscough

quote:

Einhorn is Finkle... Finkle is Einhorn!

Come on Froy, it could just be a really bad case of hemorrhoids.


This fucking city
Is run by PIGS
They take the rights away
From all the kids

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Einhorn is Finkle... Finkle is Einhorn!
I wish I knew what that meant.
quote:

Come on Froy, it could just be a really bad case of hemorrhoids
lmfybo
Any questions? Look down :)


*******All posts imply sarcasm/humor even if not obvious*******
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

lmfybo

Laughed My Fucking Yam Bag Off????
I am going to be sick.......
She said it was her gun poking me.

RonRon5477
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Einhorn is Finkle... Finkle is Einhorn!
I wish I knew what that meant.
This quote is from Ace Ventura 1 or 2. when he found out that Einhorn(female) is Finkle(man).

quote:

Im going to go with "COCK" for $300 Alex.
The answer is, "This is the place Rick likes other men to put their cocks."


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

She said it was her gun poking me

It was, REALLY! Besides my boobs were poking you too, besides, I'd never lie to you ;)

*******All posts imply sarcasm/humor even if not obvious*******
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Oooh...ooooh...can I play, too?

7yhnbhhuh7
asdkkglk''



Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Don't bother wasting your time RonRon. Humor is wasted on the stupid.


Luna, you look like a mohawk to me.




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