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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Secret of Life ( A Layman’s guide to deep rooted hatred) | ||||
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| Maynard | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:41 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | People often ask me why I hate everyone. Why? Well because when you hate everyone, you don’t expect things from people and can achieve a higher state of happiness. Yeah, I know, you might think that this is a bleak outlook on life, but I don’t see it that way at all. The way that I look at it is that if you hate someone, then anything pleasant that they do, you will look at in a positive manner. If they open the door for you, then it becomes something wonderful. If they say good morning to you, then it’s a pleasant surprise. Basically what you have to do is set your sights low on the entire human race. How do you achieve this? Ahhh yes, that part can be difficult. Brainwashing yourself is not really all that hard. Come on, we’ve all convinced ourselves of something at somepoint. You need that new video game, or you need that new shirt. Convinced yourself that you were in love with someone, and then to the extreme, that you hated someone. All you have to do is find something about a person that you don’t like. NO ONE is perfect, so this shouldn’t be too hard to do. I can sit right now and think about something that I dislike about everyone that I know, and then just turn that into hatred. It’s really not that hard to brainwash a human, and it’s even easier to brainwash yourself. Hopefully these tips will help you to achieving enlightenment on your path to ultimate bliss as it has done for me. Good Luck, and Fuck You!  This message was edited by Maynard on 1-10-02 @ 2:10 PM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | So is this "A Day in the Life of Maynard"? I get it, you lower your expectations to the point where they are already met and you'll be happy as a pig in shit  If hate were people I'd be China | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I didn't need to brainwash myself Gilligan. Despising you just came naturally. :-) Can we just be friends?? Hummmm???? Can we??? Oh please can we??? Come on Gilligan, won't you come out and play? Please? Pretty please? With sugar on it??  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: No. quote: Exactly. Why do you think retards are always so happy? It's because they have no expectations in life. I think that everyone should have a frontal labotomy when they're born. quote: NO, fuck you, and thanks for playing.  This fucking city Is run by PIGS They take the rights away From all the kids This message was edited by Maynard on 1-10-02 @ 1:50 PM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Wow, what an incredible view of human nature you have. Do you usually kick babies when you see them, or do you just cut out the middle man and punch pregnant women in the stomach? If hate were people I'd be China | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Please, I'm not that fucking cruel. I usually just like to get pregnant women to smike angel dust and get them to hop in the boiling hot Hot-Tub. If that doesn't abort the fetus, the babies will come out retarted anyway, so we've achieved that without the labotomy. This fucking city Is run by PIGS They take the rights away From all the kids | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Fine! Be that way, We'll just take our board and go home. FN Moron, can you do whatever voodoo you do and move that little banned thing beloew the line? American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Alot of people will say "That is a horrible way yo live". Do you know what my response it to that? Nothing. I just punch them in the teeth then take their wallet. Thanks Maynard! Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM | E-MAIL | 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Wait a minute here. I thought you weren't going to post until they removed that balloondog thing from your status. Are you performing some kind of trickery here??? quote: And that's why I love the Sephiroth. This fucking city Is run by PIGS They take the rights away From all the kids This message was edited by Maynard on 1-10-02 @ 2:01 PM | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | The other beautiful thing about this method is that when you meet people, you don't have to deal with all the bullshit. People are always wondering, well, does this person actually like me, or are they just putting on an act? Answer is....I don't like you! Plain and simple. I just let you know up front that I hate you, and then there's not all the sleepless nights and wondering about our friendship. This fucking city Is run by PIGS They take the rights away From all the kids | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | . AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:Too late! I'm starting to realize the general population are idiots. :confused:  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | People suck, people are stupid, we're doomed as a society but we'll be dead before society falls or society falling will kill us.; "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Yea, I fuckin hate when people tag you along like they are your friend and then you realize that it was all fake. I have a newfound respect for people who were pricks to me. At least they were honest about it.  You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done? | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: so sayeth the poster child of all that sucks and is stupid AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | After reading this thread, I'm eternally grateful to see that maynerd is back from the land of the banned. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Alkey's back? Seriously though I agree with Maynard. Having no expectations or hopes make everything much better because you weren't expecting good to come from it. If you except something to be great and it's just good you're more disappointed but if you expect it to suck and it's good, it's more gooder. No one is great. Everyone has more faults than we know. On a whole humans are awful, spiteful people that you wouldn't want to be around. I live my life through this belief: Everyone sucks until they give you a reason otherwise. I need them to give ME reason to like them instead of vice versa. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 7:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: A great example of this is when you fall in love with someone, you tell them and they reject you. How quickly that love turns to hate. On a side note: I know you don't behave this way with me Maynard, or do you always give hummers to people you hate?  Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | See, and this is why I'm glad I hate everyone. Because now I'm not disappointed that you're an asshole av8er. If I actually liked you and respected what you said, I'd be upset with that comment now. | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:really, i thought it was because he has a dog... quote:You're welocme :)  | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Liar. You'd be wiping your chin. ;) Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. This message was edited by av8er on 1-10-02 @ 11:37 PM | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | fags AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Jealous much? Bitch! Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I find it funny that you are the first one to post a comment like that, yet, you still invite men over to your house to play you twisted games. Sicko. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 01-10-2002 @ 11:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: when did parchesi become twisted? AIM- Arpikarhu | ||||
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