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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Maynerd Fucks Alkey
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

WEll, I for one am glad you left that whore banned. Everyone thought it would be a joke and he would be unbanned in a day. I had faith in you Moron, I knew you'd stick to your guns!


No sooner was it posted than thread death reappeared.

see FTL, I'm a rebel.

This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 1-11-02 @ 8:06 AM
Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ummmm Ken, I posted it because I knew that he was unbanned.

So how long will it take you to change the title of this thread?

:shakes head:


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Crawl up my ass and die.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I posted it because I knew that he was unbanned.


REALLY I had no idea......jackass.

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

How Do I Love Thee.. let me count the ways!!!!

Awww Ken. I love you too. Can I call you my BooBoo Kitty Fuck?


FN Moron
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Damn Ken, I would've called it something nice and appropriate... like "Whores R Us" or something...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



This message was edited by FN Moron on 1-10-02 @ 4:26 PM

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Crawl up my ass and die.



that would be difficult since you already have two thirds of we the people up there

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Alkey's the Whore, Maynard's the Jackass

Hey fuckwad. I'm an asshole, not a jackass.


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a Whore's 'R' Us kid
There's a million STDs at Whore's 'R' Us
That I can die with
From gays with AIDS
To trannies and spades
It's the filthiest place there is
I don't wanna grow up
Because if I did
I couldn't be a Whores 'R' Us kid





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Whores 'R' Us!!!!

IF this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!



This thread isn't going to be complete without a post from Gonzo.


Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Grumpy just plain sucks

Well, he IS at the perfect height.


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

Hey fuckwad. I'm an asshole, not a jackass



NO, NO, NO, NO. Fez is a dick, Kid is the asshole and Grumpy just plain sucks. Get it right dipshits



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

FN Moron
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

NO, NO, NO, NO. Fez is a dick, Kid is the asshole and Grumpy just plain sucks. Get it right dipshits
And, who are you again?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Maynard Posted on: 1-10-02 @ 4:28 PM

quote:
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Grumpy just plain sucks
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Well, he IS at the perfect height.
followed by...
quote:

Faceman Posted on: 1-10-02 @ 4:32 PM

quote:
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Hey fuckwad. I'm an asshole, not a jackass
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NO, NO, NO, NO. Fez is a dick, Kid is the asshole and Grumpy just plain sucks. Get it right dipshits
can someone please explain this?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

And, who are you again?




I'm the guy who invented the banning game that you are abusing



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
this is the most self indulgent thread i have ever read and i hate you all!!

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

can someone please explain this?

I am the all knowing, all powerful, MAYNARD!


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-10-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

I am the all knowing, all powerful, MAYNARD



You forgot, all dog-fucking and stupid-game starting MAYNARD



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This board is a strange place. >)

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out.
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank
Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

this is the most self indulgent thread i have ever read and i hate you all!!

It's ok Arpi, breathe. Just come sit by alkey and I, and we can teach you how to be a real whore.


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I am an unfunny whore!
Bow down and cup my balls with your tongue!
I am that damn good!





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

It's ok Arpi, breathe. Just come sit by alkey and I, and we can teach you how to be a real whore


i have never been as terrified as i am right now

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

i have never been as terrified as i am right now

Come to MayMay!


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 5:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Arpi, you beg and beg for our attention, then, when we ackoweledge your presence, you pretend like you don't like it. Crazy bitch.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Come to MayMay!



only if i can get pretty red letters like you and alkie

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu



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