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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:09 PM      
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Will you two stop bickering already.


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njstrawberry
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:10 PM      
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As soon as you go back to cooking your arroz con pollo. lol



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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
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quote:

As soon as you go back to cooking your arroz con pollo. lol

Yeah Yeah Yeah TOG


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FN Moron
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The way i see it, it's just a place to goof off and tool on each other. If i see a bunch of nonsense posts, i just sign off and go do something else.
whooooooah, there killer... that statement almost made sense...You're starting to scare me... I don't want to have to bitch-slap you... You better just stick to being a sperm gurggling horse fucker... it'll be so much easier...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Sephiroth
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

You psuedo-intellectual pablum-puking mental ameoba.

Im not gonna take sides here, but that is one of the coolest insults I ever heard. I fully plan on using it more often in my daily life, LMAO.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

You better just stick to being a sperm gurggling horse fucker... it'll be so much easier...


Hey now, don't go repeating dinner-table conversations your dad had with your mom last night..LMAO! It's not our fault she can't even cook TV dinners right..LOL!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
FN Moron
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It's not our fault she can't even cook TV dinners right.
you're supposed to cook those things?... damn, i kinda liked cheken pot pop-sickle's too... well, looks like i learned something new today...

By the way, Howie... the clinic called looking for your sister... it seems her pap-smear results are in... Herpes symplex 1 thru 7, Syphilys, Ghonerhea, and crabs... and she has a festering, oozing growth the size of Rhode Island on her labia... No sign of AIDS yet, so you can still give her that... other than that, she's fine



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Herpes symplex 1 thru 7, Syphilys, Ghonerhea, and crabs...


...that's funny, Snuka's got a medicine cabinet full of pill bottles that have those very same names on them..LMAO! Yeah, well at least they let my sister go and didn't keep her for observation like your Bee-hive haired, sausage-titted, Hash-slingin', short-order cook of a mother..LOL!! We kinda miss seeing her down at the IHOP. I guess the hospital was afraid of her spreading her "Bug" through all the dandruff that falls out of her hair and into peoples food!! And just to let you people know, that ain't powdered sugar you're getting on your pancakes..LMMFAO!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
FN Moron
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
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quote:

Yeah, well at least they let my sister go and didn't keep her for observation like your Bee-hive haired, sausage-titted, Hash-slingin', short-order cook of a mother..LOL!! We kinda miss seeing her down at the IHOP.
How many times do i have to tell you... it's Denny's you stupid turd burglar... IHOP is where' Grumpy's retarted half sister works... you know, the one with 3 tits...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 8:49 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Nah, she works at Sams Club gathering all the shopping carts and putting them in the corral. Ya can't miss her, she's the only chick out in the parking lot who constantly drools and looks like someone jammed an old, wet moldy gray diaper in her mouth! Hmmm....Old, moldy, wet (Fishy-smellin wet)[/], and Gray.....well damn, that could even be your mother for all we know!! Hell, when ya see the stanky bitch, give her a squeeze on one of her Truck-Stop bruised ass cheeks for me..lol!! Your mom's the only one i know who has hand-print bruises and refers to them as her "Love Tats"!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Yup...this thread I think is effectively defiled. Especially after we all now now Moron's mother is no fucking Donna Reed and she serves her servered uterus mixed in with the scrambled eggs at Denny's.

No wonder I like that place.

FN Moron
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Snuka... Mom sends her love & said thanks for devouring the tuna taco salad...whatever that means...

Anyways, Snuk... I was wondering if your sister Yolanda was free this weekend... I'm hosting a Satan's Puppies BBQ... I need to find a good old fashioned trailer trash whore to act as an oil pan for a bunch of drunken diseased spreading bikers to unload their choke fluid... If that canker sore covered, walking eneama bag is available, tell her to gimme a call... thanks



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:37 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
LMMFAO..."Choke Fluid"...NICE!! Also, Snuka's sisters name is "Chiquanda". Make a mental note, her Egg-dripper usually smells like hot rotten crawfish paste, so ya better bring some nose plugs and cover your car seat!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
FN Moron
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Also, Snuka's sisters name is "Chiquanda"
How do you pronouce that.... with a mouthful of Snuka's fecal matter on your tounge?



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Kid Afrika
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
even I have to admire this thread hi-jack. :D


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

How do you pronouce that.... with a mouthful of Snuka's fecal matter on your tounge?


Oh I'm sorry, i didn't mean to interrup you while you were eating Snuka's ass...I'll let ya know when you're finished giving his ass pollops a good cleanin'..hehe!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
FN Moron
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

even I have to admire this thread hi-jack.
Ok... Snuka... Howie... our work is done here... time to move on...


unless you wann lynch Kid just for shits & giggles...

Oh... and Howie... I was asking how YOU said it... I can't hold poop on my tounge that long... it just seems to slide right down...




Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!


This message was edited by FN Moron on 1-11-02 @ 9:54 PM
Kid Afrika
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

unless you wann lynch Kid just for shits & giggles...

lynch these nutz in your mouth you fuggin' rope-smuggler. ::eek::


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

Sluggo667
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I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
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quote:

I can't hold poop on my tounge that long... it just seems to slide right down...

He said POOP...


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Crybaby Howie
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
LMMFAO...God Damn Kid....that was a pisser!! I never thought of this as a Hijacking...i thought we were all just having a "Li'l Fun"



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wha-wha-what happened??? Howie...damn you, how
many times did I tell you when you take a dump on
Grumpy's mom when she's trollin for Cleveland
Steamers after having been drilled by Snuka's
blood-riddin syphillus-blotched semen stick,
you're supposed to run that wart-spackled tongue
like a mop to clean up the corn pieces. Christ,
can I even take you anywhere?!






Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Wha-wha-what happened??? Howie...damn you, how
many times did I tell you when you take a dump on
Grumpy's mom when she's trollin for Cleveland
Steamers after having been drilled by Snuka's
blood-riddin syphillus-blotched semen stick,
you're supposed to run that wart-spackled tongue
like a mop to clean up the corn pieces. Christ,
can I even take you anywhere?!



LMMFAO!! Awe come on man, you know when i'm railin' Grumps mom that i'm desperate!! Hell, you expect me to clean the place up also?? Daamn Brutha, that requires a HazMat team...lol!! Or if i can find FN's legless sister, i could drag that "Shag" pelt of hers across the floor to clean the place up!! Either way, the place is gonna smell horrible tomorrow morning!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
SeXxie Lil' OpAck Grl
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Was speaking to an old friend (Hi Howie) and just thought I would come back for a quick moment and say hi....so Hi to all my old o&a posters and as well as to the new ones.

Just one question, do we still have helmets here or no?

XOXO


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This message was edited by SeXxie Lil' OpAck Grl on 1-11-02 @ 10:50 PM
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Well Howdy there Sexxie!! Nice to see ya back again! Sorry to say there are no helmets anymore because funding was cut...now on, we're just gonna wrap your head in Snuka's used underwear, the shit growing on the inside should give you reasonable protection in case you fall or Grumpy tries to "Cock-Strike" the side of your head..LOL!! Anyway darlin' if there's anything you want (i.e. candy, toys), you just cum & see ol' Uncle Snuka & Howie...LMMFAO!! Welcome back to the playground Sexxie!!



I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!....Not to mention my cannibalistic seed swims in triangles and have fish-hooked tails!!
Kid Afrika
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
hiya, sloggy.

What a pleasant surprise. I only hope it's not a fleeting glimpse...


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.



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