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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
This is a little exercise I used to do with some friends when we got bored. It takes creativity. Please don’t totally defile this because it can be fun. There are no rules to his other then you need to add to the story. Just continue where the last person left off. You can make it as funny, or as serious as you’d like. I know there are a lot of writers out there, so do your worst!




And so we begin...

After leaving the hospital I went straight back to the house again. Little did I know there was a new family living there. This would prove to be much more interesting then I thought, ahhh yes, old habits die hard. I would have to plan this one much more carefully though because I couldn’t bear to go back to that place again.





This message was edited by Maynard on 1-11-02 @ 1:19 PM
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
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But then the cops saw me and shot me... i died, The End.


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
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party pooper

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Banana_juice
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
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But i didnt die actually, I forgot I was wearing the kevlar under my shirt. so i was only unconsious for a short period.



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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

donotkidme
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

But i didnt die actually



you know once someone dies, he's dead. you can't revive the story with i didn't die actually.

continue with this...

then i came back in my next life as a...




Complaints? Too bad!

This message was edited by donotkidme on 1-11-02 @ 1:33 PM
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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So I came to just as the mortician was about to slice my skull open with a saw and send my brain to the university to further their studies of psychosis.


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
This is neither fresh nor original.
You get no custom status.

Let's revive the how you like them eggs thread next, K?

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
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quote:

You get no custom status.




neither did I.




Av8er Radio
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Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard.


Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
This thread requires too much thinking.

Besides...all I want to do is defile it...but I will behave.............for now.

Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Donating my brain to science would have probably been the best thing for everyone, but no, I wasn't finished with it yet. There were still more children to corrupt and more harm to cause the world.
Standing up from that cold embalming table was like taking my first step as a newborn. I felt kind of wabbly like a fawn with it's rubber legs. MAybe it was the drugs they pumped into my body, or could it be possibly something else?


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
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Let's start again:

Maynard while out for his evening stroll saw the very same stray yellow lab he saw the evening before. He followed the dog down a back alley and when he caught him.....

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:02 PM      
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That's when I looked down and realized.. i hadn't come too BEFORE the autopsy... I had come too DURING.. and they had removed my legs from the KNEES DOWN!!!!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
OAAWITE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
This thread is a complete abortion. I will spare everyone the pictures of the stillborns but you get the picture.


Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
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Not having legs is much worse than it may seem to most people. Forget the fact that you can't walk, but you have these lifeless bloody stumps just hangin from your torso. There are many solutions to this, but all of them require some sort of healing to occour before you can get any sort of prosthetic.


*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
I looked up as Dr. Giggles was extremely close to slicing my cranium apart. With a sigh of relief, I slowly sat up, only to find out, that Dr. Giggles had MEANT to rip apart the flesh of my skull, and watch me scream, as if it were a thrill to him. So I...





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"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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quote:

I looked up as Dr. Giggles was extremely close to slicing my cranium apart. With a sigh of relief, I slowly sat up, only to find out, that Dr. Giggles had MEANT to rip apart the flesh of my skull, and watch me scream, as if it were a thrill to him. So I...

You stole that from a bad horror movie, so it doesn't count.

Thank you, try again!


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

as if it were a thrill to him. So I...


... tried to kick him with a bloody stump. But I only lost my balance and fell over. When I hit the ground my brain almost flopped out of my skull, so I pushed it back in.

Then I rolled over and tried to drag myself to the door. There was a rusty scalpel on the floor, so I threw it at Dr Giggles, hitting him in the...



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

There was a rusty scalpel on the floor, so I threw it at Dr Giggles, hitting him in the...



eye. Blinding him was a good way to find an escape route..to get away from his personal mental ward.
I found some ductap to hold my brain in, while I stumbled for the door. I needed a weapon, so I looked and found a..





AIM | E-Mail Me




"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD, DON'T POST. MOVE ALONG. DON'T TURN IT INTO A PLACE TO POST YOUR OPINION ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THIS THREAD!




This message was edited by Maynard on 1-11-02 @ 2:21 PM
WoRMFACE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I found a pair of nailclippers, but before I could do any damage, I had to cut my nails.. But why am I continuing this story.? I thought since Dr Giggles was involved it was discontinued..

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn


This message was edited by WoRMFACE on 1-11-02 @ 2:21 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
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I figured it was best if I didn't leave a bloody trail down the hallway, so I taped up my bloody stumps. They also seemed to feel alittle better, so I tried to stand up on them.

I would have to hurry, I could hear someone coming...



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
WoRMFACE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
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The person I had heard coming came closer and closer, and when he finnally was visable to me, he proposed no danger, what he did propose was, 50$ for each amputee video i shoot.

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
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As I staggered down the hallway on my stumps,
I realized my junk was dragging on the floor...
The sound of someone coming...
WAS ME!!!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

50$ for each amputee video i shoot.

But that wasn't my bag. I'd been through alot today. I also tucked my junk back in and zipped my pants.

I hurried to the door at the end of the hall. I was surpried to walk into a Vegas Casino! I stole a hat and coat from an old man obsorbed in a slot machine. Outside I got in a taxi & headed ...



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 1-11-02 @ 2:46 PM
WoRMFACE
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
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To meet my man for the greens.. I needed anesthetic.. He asked me how much I needed, and I said..

My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn


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