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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Here is a little game we played to keep us awake on the stand at the beach. It is really simple you take three people and rate them in order of chuck(get rid of), fuck, or marry. then the one who answers picks the next three people. Let's begin....
1) Tipper Gore
2) Jenna Jameson
3) Yazmen Bleeth
ENJOY!!! :)

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
chuck tipper
fuck yasmine
marry jenna

Shannon Elizabeth
Tara Reid
Alyson Hannigan




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Jan 13- CBS: Bickford, People's Choice AWards...NBC: Link, CI, UC...FOX: 7- hour of lame Simpsons, 8- preview of lame The Chamber, 9- X Files...ABC: George of Jungle, Alias Repeat (damn it)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB:8- Jamie Kennedy Experience (Jamie Kennedy does improv...wooo) repeated at 9:30...AMC: Predator...TNT: Analyze This...
donotkidme
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
even though i'm female at this point its all on their personality

chuck tara
fuck alyson
marry shannon

1) tom brokaw
2) jim norton
3) andrew dice clay

this should be interesting




Complaints? Too bad!
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Chuck Tipper Gore. Worthless cunt.
Fuck Yasmeen Bleeth. But after seeing that mugshot, I'd have to put a bag over her head first.
Marry Jenna Jameson. Threesomes all the time, plus she has boatloads of money, and when she finally OD's, it's MINE!

As for IkeaQueer's list...

Chuck Allyson Hannigan. She's just unattractive to me.
Fuck Tara Reid. Oh yea I would
Marry Shannon Elizabeth. She's SOOOO hot, I'd be the man.


Angelina Jolie
Julia Stiles
Anna Kornikova

GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Fuck Dice
Chuck Norton
Marry Brokaw(for his $$$$$$ of course! duh!)

Stalker Patty
Retarded Laverne
Retarded Shirley
Have fun!

women encouraged to play!

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!


This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 1-13-02 @ 7:38 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
you ruined the game donotkidme. thanks. stupid women be a lesbian like a good girl.

EDIT:
Chuck Lady Di
Fuck Marion
Marry Patty

and fuck you Sir for your comments on Alyson

Sarah Gellar
Jen Garner
Jessica Alba




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Jan 13- CBS: Bickford, People's Choice AWards...NBC: Link, CI, UC...FOX: 7- hour of lame Simpsons, 8- preview of lame The Chamber, 9- X Files...ABC: George of Jungle, Alias Repeat (damn it)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB:8- Jamie Kennedy Experience (Jamie Kennedy does improv...wooo) repeated at 9:30...AMC: Predator...TNT: Analyze This...

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-13-02 @ 7:39 PM
donotkidme
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

you ruined the game donotkidme. thanks. stupid women be a lesbian like a good girl.



i so did not ruin the game.

and the rules are

quote:

It is really simple you take three people and rate them in order of chuck(get rid of), fuck, or marry.



besides, ikea according to fbdlingfrg, aren't my people more on your territory anyways?




Complaints? Too bad!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Angelina Jolie
Julia Stiles
Anna Kornikova


Chuck Anna
Fuck Julia
Marry Angelina (one day she will be mine)

Let's go with...

Julia Child
Barbara Bush
Janet Reno






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Fuck Jolie (The sex would be A:great cause she's a psyco or B:crappy because she is stuck on herself and would just lay there like a fish)
Chuck Stiles
Marry Anna(foreign chicks know how to please their man)

1)George W Bush
2) Ronald Reagan
3) Taz from wwf

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!


This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 1-13-02 @ 7:48 PM
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

and fuck you Sir for your comments on Alyson
Sorry Ikea, my back end is not for your dabbling.

Chuck Jen Garner. Don't know who she is.
Fuck Sarah Michelle Gellar. She's not as hot as Alba.
Marry Jessica Alba. My own personal Dark Angel for life.

Since nobody replied to mine, it still stands:
Angelina Jolie
Julia Stiles
Anna Kornikova

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Fuck Reno since she'd be hard core
Marry Barbara since she gives good hummers
Chuck Child

and Gellar, Alba, Garner once again




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Jan 13- CBS: Bickford, People's Choice AWards...NBC: Link, CI, UC...FOX: 7- hour of lame Simpsons, 8- preview of lame The Chamber, 9- X Files...ABC: George of Jungle, Alias Repeat (damn it)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB:8- Jamie Kennedy Experience (Jamie Kennedy does improv...wooo) repeated at 9:30...AMC: Predator...TNT: Analyze This...
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Sarah Gellar
Jen Garner
Jessica Alba

Chuck Garner
Fuck Gellar
Marry Alba...



Mmmmm... Jessica Alba...

Oops, oh yeah, almost forgot:

Halle Berry
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
Jennifer Lopez



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT...
The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain.
STAY STRONG, AMERICA
donotkidme
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
ok this game was ruined. i give up.

alright fuck chuck or marry with message board people.

supply your own names:
1)
2)
3)




Complaints? Too bad!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Chuck Lopez, overrated whore
Fuck Berry
Marry Theiseen, take that Morris!

Jeri Ryan
Natalie Portman
Drew Barrymore




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Jan 13- CBS: Bickford, People's Choice AWards...NBC: Link, CI, UC...FOX: 7- hour of lame Simpsons, 8- preview of lame The Chamber, 9- X Files...ABC: George of Jungle, Alias Repeat (damn it)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB:8- Jamie Kennedy Experience (Jamie Kennedy does improv...wooo) repeated at 9:30...AMC: Predator...TNT: Analyze This...
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Chuck J-Lo. Puffy's been there, I want none of that.
Fuck Halle Berry. Caffe latte all the way!
Marry Tiffani Amber Theissen. And dress her in cheerleader outfits every day...

Marge Schott
Bea Arthur
Roseanne

donotkidme
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Chuck Drew Barrymore -- don't need leftovers
Fuck Natalie Portman
Marry Jeri Ryan

saved by the bell dude:
dustin diamond (screech)
mario lopez (slater)
mark paul gosselar (zach)




Complaints? Too bad!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Chuck Roseanne
Fuck Schott
Marry Bea Arthur

Ryan, Portman, Barrymore




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Jan 13- CBS: Bickford, People's Choice AWards...NBC: Link, CI, UC...FOX: 7- hour of lame Simpsons, 8- preview of lame The Chamber, 9- X Files...ABC: George of Jungle, Alias Repeat (damn it)...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB:8- Jamie Kennedy Experience (Jamie Kennedy does improv...wooo) repeated at 9:30...AMC: Predator...TNT: Analyze This...
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

dustin diamond (screech)
mario lopez (slater)
mark paul gosselar (zach)


Chuck Screech.
Fuck Mario.
Marry MPG. (He's still on NYPD Blue, right?)

Ed Asner
Morley Safer
Bob Dole


You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right?
Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?


OAAWITE
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 2:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Ryan, Portman, Barrymore

Chuck Ryan
Fuck Barrymore I don't care for either of them much, but Drew is so fucked up that, she'd probably be good in bed.
Marry Portman. God Damn, now she's a wife.

since I don't know any of them or what they look like...

CRX Girl
Rape Fantasizer
Donotkidme


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-14-2002 @ 3:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

CRX Girl
Rape Fantasizer
Donotkidme


Screw playing the game and fuck all three of them at once.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 4:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
The least you could do alkey is present another 3




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Jan 14-:CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker--all new...NBC: Link, FActor, Jordan- all new...FOX: Public, McBeal (Bon Jovi)- all new...ABC: Millionare, Forces of Nature...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel - ALL NEW... TBS: Austin Powers 1
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 5:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:


CRX Girl
Rape Fantasizer
Donotkidme



Where's Shelle?

More importantly, where am I???

WWF line up:

Trish
Molly
Stephanie



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 5:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

More importantly, where am I???
Exactly. We have a short term memory, if you don't post often we forget. ANd I don't know the wrestling ladies so I'm kindly stepping out of this lineup




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Jan 14-:CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker--all new...NBC: Link, FActor, Jordan- all new...FOX: Public, McBeal (Bon Jovi)- all new...ABC: Millionare, Forces of Nature...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel - ALL NEW... TBS: Austin Powers 1
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 5:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
You seem to have missed me, what with twice taking note of how long I've been gone.



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash


This message was edited by katya_ann on 1-14-02 @ 6:10 AM
WoRMFACE
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 6:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
HOO HOO HOO


Gasoline . Vaseline . Benzene . Amphetamine . All the chemicals in between .

There ain't no cure for suicide. There ain't no cure for suicide. There ain't no cure for suicide.


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