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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: lap dance etiquette | ||||
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| speg71 | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:44 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02  | ok - I'm a perv, but I had a question about lap dances. My friends & I are going to a titty bar on Friday where the girls give great lapdances. Would it be obscene for me to wear dress pants with no boxers? I want to get my $20 worth you know. | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | There was a place in my neck of the woods (closed down now) that had girls give great lap dances. They would sit on your lap and work ya with the crack of their ass. Point being, you might stain a good pair of dress pants when you unload. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | truer words were never spoken ken. i would definately wear boxers...and khaki's or jeans...it spot won't show as easily! | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Mmmmmm....one day AM leaves the board, next day a new member signs up and asks about lap dance do's and don'ts on his first post. Mmmmmmm,,,,,,,???? And for $20 bucks, the only way your going to finish is with your junk in your hands. So if you aim well, you don't have to worry about staining the slacks.  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| boobookittyfuk | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:34 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: I've never had this experience, but, wouldn't it work the other way also? Even though they may wear a thong or g-string, it IS possible that she may stain you from her "end" $20??? that's it??? She must be really ugly!!!  | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Booboo please they are professionals.... and as far as $20 goes, the market has seen an influx of hot Russian babes.... nothing better than the humiliation of a woman trained in ballet with dreams of the Bolshoi (spell???) who is forced to ride me for pocket change. One chick spoke 4 languages and had an engineering degree.... it was great. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Was her degree in enginering physics? Rise and fall technology? American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| *~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:55 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Ask Alkey..he should know. BUT in MY opinion?? FUK yeah man..free-ball it.. ;) AIM | E-Mail Me | ||||
| Silvio Dante | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 12:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I would go with the Adidas nylon pants | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 12:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Taken From The Berry Bible Of Stripping Etiquette: Otherwise known to some as Nigel's Thread "At the start of the lap dance always say “I know I know no handsâ€. The stripper will either say yes you are right or she’ll say do whatever makes you feel good. In that case control yourself. You can touch her thighs but don’t go fisting her. There are still limits. LOL But at least you’ll know up front how far you can go to maximize your enjoyment for $20. One more thing, if you’re bringing a girl to the strip club with you don’t expect every stripper to want to dance for her. Believe it or not the majority of strippers are not bi and are freaked by the thought of dancing for a girl. So always ask up front “Is this okay with you?†or “Do you usually dance for women?â€. If they say this is my first time or I don’t really like to and believe it or not they will say that then tell them thanks but no thanks. For $20 I want the girl to enjoy herself on my lap and in my face and not feel skived. Also, if your girlfriend is not bi but you are bringing her anyway for whatever reason always call ahead and ask if the strippers changing room and the women’s rest room are the same room. Usually they are. At least this way your girl will know in advance to expect a dozen naked strippers in front of the mirror when she goes to tinkle. Now, me on the other hand I usually go to the bathroom at a strip club every hour whether or not I have to pee. LOL" Remember, if you are looking to spend $400 on the same stripper make sure she's at least going fuck your brains out and cook you breakfast when she's done. :wink: EDIT: You have to dress according to the club's standards before they let you in. So, I suggest if you want to be nude then you need to go to your mommy's house for the lap dance. :)  This message was edited by njstrawberry on 1-15-02 @ 1:02 PM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 1:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | according to the man show, don't wear underwear "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| Meatbus | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | May I suggest parachute pants?quote:Or in my case, a Bazooka Joe wrapper, a paper clip, and a piece of dryer lint. "The simulacrum is never what hides the truth--it is truth that hides the fact that there is none. The simulacrum is true." - Jean Baudrillard | ||||
| SweetAngel | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Can anyone explain why this made me laugh so hard?  I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: i found it quite funny myself. my suggestion is not to wear any, but hey i'm on the giving end of lap dances, so i can't say what to wear..  Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | NIGGA PLEASE , can't you share the name of this fine ....ehh....adult establishment with your fellow board brothers/sisters :confused: What are you expecting from a 3-min song/dance? quote: If you really are a perv (as you claim), then you REALLY wouldn't be asking us, you would KNOW what you have to do  | ||||
| speg71 | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 9:20 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | HOTT 22 in Union, NJ. It's BYOB and the chicks are [Scorch]Totally Nude!!![/Scorch] | ||||
| *~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!! | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 11:49 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Im guessing enough bumpin n grindin to blow a load in his pants.. ;) quote: do chicks get in free?? :D AIM | E-Mail Me | ||||
| NJopposition | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Very True! freeballing in Swishees is the best way to go. Hot 22 should be worth it, its supposed to be the best juice bar in Jersey, but i havent found out yet. ive been to a few places, and i think Delilah's Den isnt what its cracked up to be, its way too expensive for what you actually get. a real good secret place is The Go-Go Rama in Laurence Harbor on Rt. 35, its a real hole-in-the-wall but its only $10 to get in, no drink min., and the girls are actually not that bad. besides, the vast majority there will let you squeeze their tits and ass during lapdances. some of them also do something what my friends and i have dubbed "chair-visits" which is basically when some of the girls come around to where youre sitting at and just grind you while you feed them $1's, its great, because its just like a lapdance, but for a whole lot cheaper. | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: don't you have any female friends that can service you the same way? sounds like you're losing a lot of cash. make some female friends and at least if they're friends, there is hope in banging them pitiful.... Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 1:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Go commando with "White Shorts" Wear something darker than tan or kaki. The cum stains always show up on light colors. And thicker the material the better, you know, for absorbancy factor. "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 1:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | What ever you do don't let one of your drunk friends piss on the bar. It is no fun looking down the barrel of a .45 "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! | ||||
| NJopposition | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 5:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Actually for what its worth I've been to 3 strip clubs a grand total of hmm maybe 10-12 times, so actually no i dont lose alot of money at all. what's so "pitiful" about having fun when you go to a strip club? or is it "pitiful" that i apparently dont have any female friends that'll just let me feel their tits and ass? | ||||
| Evil Dead Ash G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 8:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Go to the GoGo Rama in NJ.The dancers let you touch there funbags the whole time during the lap dance. HAIL TO THE FROY BABY! | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 8:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | You guys keep talking like this and the women on the board are bound to realize that all they need to do to get us do anything they want is let us grope them. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-16-2002 @ 8:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: i don't know. i just felt like writing pitiful, lol. Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
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