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FDA
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
my job blows.. i hate the people and the job ARgh. I have a stupid candle burning in my office and i got yelled at because it's making someone nausious in the building. F' them! so i blew the candle out and yelled out WHAT YOU'D RATHER ENJOY THE SMELL OF ASS AND FARTS ALL DAY LONG? We have a bunch of smelly ass fuck's in our office all they do is scratch their balls and fart at their desks. it's disgusting. ARGH i want out!
o&aswallow
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 2:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Based on the productivity of your co-workers, I assume you have a government job?



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posted on 01-15-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I would've thought he was refering to that chicago radio station that O&A were talking about the other day.




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Meatbus
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Based on the productivity of your co-workers, I assume you have a government job?
Evidently it's the FDA. If they approve one more fart-ridden morengue, I'm gonna sue.




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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Has anyone in history ever wished for the job market to get worse?



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Spork
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Has anyone in history ever wished for the job market to get worse?

Kervorkian?







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and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country.
We are a free people because of your efforts.
Donald Love
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Why not apply at Love Media Inc. My company has plenty of opportunities for everyone.

-Donald Love


MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!		posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I have a stupid candle burning in my office


NIGGA PLEASE , in the immortal words of JeffK.......YUO=FAGOT11! ;)

Damn, people are slipping here

jonfmerz
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 10:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Love Media - great name. Errr...what exactly does your company do?






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