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SweetAngel	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 8:55 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	*DISCLAIMER* The following is in no way intended to take away from the human tragedy that occurred on 9/11. Biscuit The story that this link will bring you to is one of thousands relating to the tragedy of 9/11, but it is not about human tragedy. Many animals were injured and left behind in the wake of the crashes at the World Trade Centers. While I have no idea of the numbers involved, this particular one has become close to my heart because not only was this dog rescued from the scene, but also because he was fostered, until recently, just a couple of houses away from me. This is an abbreviated account of Biscuit's story. My hope is that maybe someone here, or someone one of you may know, might be able to help. Biscuit was recently "returned" to the Humane Society shelter in Forked River, New Jersey. Apparently, he was taken away from his foster home because he got loose and bit a little girl (at least, that's the story the shelter is telling). Biscuit was very hard to keep contained. In the short while he lived in my neighborhood, he often got loose and ran around. On one occasion, my son and I went outside to try to catch him with dog biscuits. He stopped by us, started to approach us, but then just ran away. He had every opportunity to attack us, and didn't. Biscuit is not a bad dog...he has just been through a very traumatic time. I would consider fostering or adopting him, but I already have two pets and don't honestly think I have the time to devote to him to make him feel secure. I know this is a shot in the dark, but if anyone can help, or knows of anyone who may be able to help Biscuit, please contact me and I will be happy to get any further information you might want. Just for the record, I am not a tree-hugger, nor am I a PETA supporter. I would just hate to see this animal, who has been through so much, be put down. Thanks for your help. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter This message was edited by SweetAngel on 1-15-02 @ 9:16 PM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I can help. I have 2 shot guns, a 12 guage and a 20 guage. For bringing me this story, I will give you the opp'ty to choose which one for me to use :D AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

SweetAngel	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:12 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	On me or the dog? Nevermind...don't answer that. I don't think I wanna know. :) I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Bah.... SLASH, you're just trying to play the big old meanie.... you know you want a pooch! Why, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were welling up inside! Eat shit and die :) AIM

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:14 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	Whatever you wind up doing just do my one favor. Keep the dog away from Maynard please. I am the game, you don't want to play me i am control, no way you can shake me i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:23 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	See, this is just further proof that you should have gotten something wonderful for Christmas :) I wish I could help out, but the dog's been through enough, it wouldn't be fair to subject him to my son as well. *****All posts imply sarcasm/humor even if not obvious*****

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Hey SA..haha funny...I'd help if I could......but as for myself, no dog allowed here. Quote of the Dayssssss - "Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape." - Anon

Meatbus	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:28 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	I hear you all the way SA. I just wish I could have been able to help out the ASPCA officers at ground zero in the days and weeks following 9/11. "The simulacrum is never what hides the truth--it is truth that hides the fact that there is none. The simulacrum is true." - Jean Baudrillard

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 9:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	:( I sincerley hope this pooch finds a caring and understanding home. If someone takes him I would be more than willing to help with whatever behavioural dilemmas he has. I am a companion dog trainer in training.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I am not allowed to have dogs where I live, or I would definitely take him in. Is there a way that he can be taken from the ASPCA shelter and taken to another one that does not euthanize their animals? I would "adopt" him for a bit just to make sure he wasn't put down...but I guess going from home to home can't be too good for him either....poor doggie. (Sorry, I'm a softie when it comes to animals) The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

Donald Love	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:48 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	All Biscuit needs is a can of "Bitch 'N' Dog Food". "Bitch 'N' Dog Food" will make that bitch shut up. I guarantee it, I stand behind my products. -Donald Love

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 10:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	Awww, he looks like my puppy-dog... :( In following up on what FunBags suggested, I found a listing of no-kill shelters in New Jersey; I know it's not ideal to take him from one shelter to another, but it's preferable to just having him put down. New Jersey No-Kill Animal Shelters Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Bottom-Feeding Trash Bag Ho

Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 11:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	quote: I can help. I have 2 shot guns, a 12 guage and a 20 guage Pfffft! 20 gauge? Fuckin squirrel gun. :) Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- ..................what?

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 11:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Pfffft! 20 gauge? Fuckin squirrel gun. The 20 guage was given to me. Welcome back, mister I play for a shitty band at lamours and cause a suffering experience fpor all in attendande. I was let down. I actually thought this thread was about SA needing some help with her whisker buiscut. Some people false advertise with their sig pics, anmd other with their thread titles. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 1-16-02 @ 12:07 AM

Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist	posted on 01-15-2002 @ 11:50 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	quote: cause a suffering experience fpor all in attendande Thats why we are called The Suffering quote: The 20 guage was given to me Well that just makes it better doesn't it? :D EDIT: oh and thanks Slash for welcome back. I appreciate it. Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- ..................what? This message was edited by Jon Benet Norton on 1-15-02 @ 11:57 PM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: EDIT: oh and thanks Slash for welcome back. I appreciate it. Yea, well a real man can only take so much astrology before he snaps LOL AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:06 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Yea, well a real man can only take so much astrology before he snaps LOL LMFAO! Good one man. (not like I haven't heard that one before.) You forgot about our Joe Dirt forum too. Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- ..................what?

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: not like I haven't heard that one before Yea, it was part of my 'that ol' gag' series Ripping FMJeff off? Hoo Hoo - "I have the Joe Dirt Mullet." AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:12 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	quote: I have the Joe Dirt Mullet Keep wearin that top hat and you'll look like you have the Joe Dirt Mullet also. Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- ..................what?

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:17 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Admit that you are hot for me in my tight leather pants, and we can move to the next level in our relationship. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Can Someone Help Biscuit? NO

Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 12:27 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Admit that you are hot for me in my tight leather pants, and we can move to the next level in our relationship If you buy me dinner and take me shopping I just might say maybe. You'll have to try harder than that to get me. :) Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- ..................what?

Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 7:31 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Biscuit's story is one of the funniest I have ever read!! Non stop laughs! No... my best friend's dog is named Biscuit. I never thought I'd hear of another dog with that moniker. I hope Frisky Bisky can find a nice home and a nice bitch to fuck. Everyone wants a nice bitch, right? "Close your eyes girl... look inside them... let the sound take you away!" - Magic Carpet Ride, Steppenwolf Electronic Mail? Ree@opieanthony.com I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, I love my Bink. FN Moron is my brother in weed, indeed. This message was edited by Ree on 1-16-02 @ 7:37 AM

SweetAngel	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 7:37 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Thanks to all of you who provided serious responses and to those who didn't...thanks for the giggles. I'm going to check into the "no-kill shelter" that is closest to this one. I asked the Forked River shelter about their sponsor program, which is, I guess, the same idea. The dog is given a permanent home there...as long as it's paid for. Unfortunately, it's $230 per month and the first year needs to be paid in advance. Again, thanks for your help...and BACK TO THE TOP! :) I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 01-16-2002 @ 3:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I know that Bideawee (sp?) is a no kill shelter look into that. Also there has to be some place willing to help a displaced dog due to 9/11.... The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

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