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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 12:07 PM |    |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
 |  | You give off bad vibes, and like to have control in any given situation. If you aren't satisfied with something then you don't think anyone else should be either. You'd go pretty far to get what you want, even if it means wiping out human existance! On an upside...you do have sexy horns.
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 | You are passionate about what you want out of life, and some have even described you as coarse. But deep down inside you have a good heart and that's all that matters. Actually...all that really matters is that your boyfriend is Brodie!
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New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.
My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen. |
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I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car
UFC | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 12:13 PM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
| Heh heh.. Knew it was one of two before I even started lol
 | You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments.
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!" |
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kindredbabe
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 1:04 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
| Hmmm.....
 | You are very flirtatious and have no problem flaunting your sexual side. You enjoy all the attention you get from acting ditzy, but behind your exterior you're very street smart and can help anyone along the way with their relationships. And hey, who else can look exactly like Burt Reynolds?(Except for the mustache!)
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BURT REYNOLDS???? ugh.....
Thank You, Austin |
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Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan. | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:28 PM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
|  | You have a very simple view of life, and it takes a lot of convincing to get you to break your routine. You seem to overreact over petty things, and your one track mind keeps you from focusing in on your main problem: the fact that you never let go of the past. You're too busy thinking about what used to be that you don't notice the wonderful things you have right in front of you. You fail to appreciate your interesting adventures because of the broken record playing in your head: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
"Miracles and lucky charms made the girl of my dreams the girl in my arms." - Dr. Frank |
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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:52 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
| pretty much except for thw whole gay thing he had going on | Your friends would describe you as a true blue pal, but sometimes you just don't know when to let things go. You have a few problems when it comes to letting your true feelings out into the open, and that can cause permanent hardships for you. Other than that, you're a great person to be around. Your jokes are crude, you have a big porn collection, what more could anyone ask for?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
AIM | E-MAIL
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
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Sir Okonkwo
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 3:46 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
| I don't appreciate your ruse...
 | Whispers In The Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt & Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming In Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah and uh, All Holes Filled With Hard Cock...oops, did I offend you? Your main goal in life seems to be shocking and apalling anyone and everyone you meet. You don't give a shit what anyone thinks about you and you play off your depression and boredom with your life by making fun of everything. You love your job, you just hate the customers. Your advice to live by is title does not dictate behavior. Ooh, Navy Seals!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
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Snoteater
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 4:14 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
| Well aren't I a unique son of a bitch...
 | You are one morose motherfucker. Everytime something goes the way you want it to in life, as soon as it is at its peak, it always comes crashing down to hit you in the face. That factors in with your almost always unreachable goals, and that you always manage to say the wrong things at the wrong time. If you just get a haircut and quit trying to make the impossible happen, you're going to be much better off.
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
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The sky is blue | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 4:15 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
| Like anyone will read this or care...
 | Needless to say, you are a man of few words. But when you do actually open up, you offer humorous and wise advice to all who surround you. You are known for being the quiet ring leader in hair-brained schemes that always seem to go wrong, but when it really counts you usually hit the nail on the head. You have given the entire male population the best dating council anyone has to offer, and let's not forget, you're an electrical genius. Ultimately, you're just fucking cool. Motherfucker's like McGuyver, no motherfucker's better than McGuyver!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah
Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com |
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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 4:28 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
| | Needless to say, you are a man of few words. But when you do actually open up, you offer humorous and wise advice to all who surround you. You are known for being the quiet ring leader in hair-brained schemes that always seem to go wrong, but when it really counts you usually hit the nail on the head. You have given the entire male population the best dating council anyone has to offer, and let's not forget, you're an electrical genius. Ultimately, you're just fucking cool. Motherfucker's like McGuyver, no motherfucker's better than McGuyver!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
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GRABMYJUNK
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 4:42 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
| | Your friends would describe you as a true blue pal, but sometimes you just don't know when to let things go. You have a few problems when it comes to letting your true feelings out into the open, and that can cause permanent hardships for you. Other than that, you're a great person to be around. Your jokes are crude, you have a big porn collection, what more could anyone ask for?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
Pretty accurate!
"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!
This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 1-17-02 @ 4:44 PM |
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MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 5:01 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
| No pleasure no rapture no exquisite sin greater, than central air..
| You give off bad vibes, and like to have control in any given situation. If you aren't satisfied with something then you don't think anyone else should be either. You'd go pretty far to get what you want, even if it means wiping out human existance! On an upside...you do have sexy horns.
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
See you space cowboy...
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Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
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O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
|  | Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
Point Your Mindless Drivel Here or Tell Me Personally
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Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 5:14 PM | |
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Registered: Sep. 01
|  | You're all about romantic love, and you would do anything for your man. You will be successful in your life and relationships as long as you can keep a handle on your oral fixations. 37!! That's just too much!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
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You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right?
Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?
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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 5:16 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
| why is there a huge black border now?
edit-gone, yet noelle was edited by ftl..hmmmmm
I'll edit you too, so you don't get jealous. -FTL
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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 5:22 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
| If I were a female I registered for :  | You must really hate yourself. You're cynical and self-loathing, the epitome of the Prozac poster child. No guy in his right mind would touch you with a ten foot pole. You've had some odd adventures in your day and hopefully, in the future one of your strange journeys will lead you to a tiny shred of happiness...or atleast a good shrink. Poopy train.
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
but still, I'm a guy and I'M FUCKING AZRAEL!!! YEAH!!
"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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SweetAngel
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 5:22 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
|  | *Yawn* Your life appears to be quite boring and dull, spiced up only by the fact that you have really awesome friends. You're a hopeless romantic, and at least you're persistent, we'll give you that. You would benefit from gaining a sense of humor and learning not to be so whiney all the time. But when it all comes down to it, you really know how to get your shit together, which is an admirable trait. You're a mad fat chick killa!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
 | You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter
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HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 6:40 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
| How did I know? Oh how, how, how did I know?
| You are passionate about what you want out of life, and some have even described you as coarse. But deep down inside you have a good heart and that's all that matters. Actually...all that really matters is that your boyfriend is Brodie!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
| You have a very simple view of life, and it takes a lot of convincing to get you to break your routine. You seem to overreact over petty things, and your one track mind keeps you from focusing in on your main problem: the fact that you never let go of the past. You're too busy thinking about what used to be that you don't notice the wonderful things you have right in front of you. You fail to appreciate your interesting adventures because of the broken record playing in your head: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 1-17-02 @ 6:47 PM |
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CantHandleMyBooty
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 7:34 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
| Yup...dats me except the 37 part....thats jus a lil crazy!! I'm a good girl!! :)
| You're all about romantic love, and you would do anything for your man. You will be successful in your life and relationships as long as you can keep a handle on your oral fixations. 37!! That's just too much!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that.
You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees.
I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want
and if only you could see into me....
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Turk408
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 7:41 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
| Silent Bob?? Me?? I dunno.
It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness. |
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Mangino
I live... again. | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 7:51 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
| You give off bad vibes, and like to have control in any given situation. If you aren't satisfied with something then you don't think anyone else should be either. You'd go pretty far to get what you want, even if it means wiping out human existance! On an upside...you do have sexy horns.
YESSSSS....Im Azreal.I was scared for a second I would end up being the fucking shit demon.
I am the master of the clit.When you see this face you think clit. I get up in that shit yo! |
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Sgt. Squeegie
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 7:58 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
|  | There are a million things we'd like to say to you, but we can't express ourselves monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all. Basically, you're an asshole. You're a phony and a fake who likes taking road trips down the Hershey Highway. No one likes you except for your cellmates, because your actions are obnoxious and arrogant. But hey, where you're at, they screw people in a very uncomfortable place. Like the back of a volkswagen? I thought she was 35!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
I think I feel violated...
MSN Messenger: waybaker@hotmail.com |
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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:30 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
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Without taking the quiz, I already know I'm the girl who sucked 37 dicks.
Alkey, you rang? Oh.. you meant Vanessa
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Where is your preferred place to have sex??
Doesn't matter as long as I have my socks on.
they're on to me.
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| You are passionate about what you want out of life, and some have even described you as coarse. But deep down inside you have a good heart and that's all that matters. Actually...all that really matters is that your boyfriend is Brodie!
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!! |
FUCK! IM BRENDA!
Edit* I read the "Brodie is ur bf" comment after... it was just dinner! i SWEAR! ;p
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
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NJDude
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:27 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 00
| | Your friends would describe you as a true blue pal, but sometimes you just don't know when to let things go. You have a few problems when it comes to letting your true feelings out into the open, and that can cause permanent hardships for you. Other than that, you're a great person to be around. Your jokes are crude, you have a big porn collection, what more could anyone ask for?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
E-Mail Me
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HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:34 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
| cool
| Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers! What's up baby? Sup sluts? You're Jay, and you're all about pussy! You hate guys, you love women! But deep behind your mask of stupidity, some would say you possess knowledge beyond your years. Well, maybe not. Who fuckin' farted?
Take The "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!! |
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donotkidme
| posted on 01-17-2002 @ 9:59 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
| ok, so looking at the responses. WHY AM I THE ONLY ALYSSA???
Complaints? Too bad! |
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