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GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Anybody see that artical in the news about the guy from Delaware who had six monitor lizards as pets? According to the article, friends and family hadn't seen or heard from him in days, so they called the police were called. The police found the man dead on the floor with the lizards EATING HIM! One of the lizards was apparently over six feet long! Now is this an unlucky lottery? or is it techniqely(sp?) a Darwin Award? :eek: :eek: "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!
OAgirl25	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Hey GRABMYJUNK, why did u post those smileys? I think i know why. It's becuase at that moment u were taking it hard in the ass. And u like that, don't ya bitch? I don't think i'm ready to help u yet, but someday I wil. :):):)
*~*BeckyDC*~* Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:33 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	at least it's not gonna be me this time AIM | E-Mail Me "I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"
RonRon5477	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:34 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Nah, this guy wins the Darwin Award. I don't think lizards are as smart as dog when it comes to "biting the hand that feeds you". Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back.	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	did the lizards kill him or did he just die and they started to eat him? NOW I'M ALL ALONE, KEPT THE PAIN INSIDE, WANT TO TORCH THE WORLD, CUZ I'M BREATHING FIRE
Norton's Victim	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:55 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Definatley the Darwin award. Anyway, I think some kid got attack by a lizard somewhere else today. "I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s. I think that should count." - George Carlin
GRABMYJUNK	posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	The police are still trying to determine whether the lizards attacked and killed him. "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!
Meatbus	posted on 01-18-2002 @ 2:56 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	About 10 years ago, there was a story out of Florida where a man disappeared, and it turned out that the boa constrictor he owned ended up crushing and devouring him. No wonder they couldn't find the poor bastard. "Now listen Ralph, as long as we're neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton... Call me Eduardo."
donotkidme	posted on 01-18-2002 @ 9:28 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	I thought opie and anthony deemed this as "sucks to be you." Complaints? Too bad!

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