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hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
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quote:

What's next, a forum dedicated to listing where the local Star Trek conventions are being held??
Hey, Trek Cons are cool!!

edit : to stay on topic (why not), I'd be Techie Smurf. Best I can do with a crappy topic.

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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 1-17-02 @ 10:52 PM
The Sleeper
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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
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Sleeper Smurf


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Shaking Head....Oh I can't believe this!

CBH: Are you talking about this thread or your sig pic? You have issues.


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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
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i dunno, dig. seems to me his sig has lost some of its shock value. i no longer vomit when i see it.


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1



This message was edited by danked on 1-17-02 @ 11:16 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

i dunno, dig. seems to me his sig has lost some of its shock value. i no longer vomit when i see it.

Yeah. Maybe he could find a pic with the guy stuffing shit in his mouth as well. CBH probably has his whole hard drive loaded with this kind of stuff.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'd be Pathetic Smurf, the smurf who just sits in his mushroom house and hides when something's going on. He won't fight because he's too much of a puss

no ikea you'd be Fag Smurf





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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

i dunno, dig. seems to me his sig has lost some of its shock value. i no longer vomit when i see it.


wtg, now its almost a guarantee we'll see something new and disgusting tomorrow. lol


Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.



danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

wtg, now its almost a guarantee we'll see something new and disgusting tomorrow. lol


he's been gone a loooooong time. i'm just trying to keep him on his toes.


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Has anyone seen the Snork thread? Well anyways, someone reduced the size of the "moron" font in my status. Does that mean I'm getting smarter?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
prototype
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Id be Papa Smurf.

USA
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Free Northern Ireland
Meatbus
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

it was a toss up between this or what ya had for dinner tonight!
My dinner was a Smurf.




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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Well anyways, someone reduced the size of the "moron" font in my status. Does that mean I'm getting smarter?



No, it means I'm tired of having to do so much extra scrolling because your status is written in a size 200 font.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
I must be really fuckin drunk tonight. I could swear I actually see "real" responses to this fuckin thread.

asfouighjpsoufigaasfpighna

Ooops...sorry my head just fell on the keyboard.

Gary the Human Cum Dumpster
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:15 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Thats right, there are real replies.
Hey I have a cool wacky zanerific game we could play!
Lets play, "Lets Change the Title of the Thread In the Middle of the Thread Game"

This thread is now: "Which Flinstones Character would you Like most to Give you a "Hot Lunch" while Fingering a Donkey?"

Squidward
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 2:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Sometimes (like right now) I'm drunk smurf. Sometimes I'm that very wierd but sorta interesting smurf. Most times I'm invisible smurf. Probably better off that way.......

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
hmmmm... I would have to be the smurf that goes out all the time,drinks like a fish,hits on all females,gets nowhere, goes back to his mushroom and spanks it smurf. Yep...Im that guy

I am the master of the clit.When you see this face you think clit. I get up in that shit yo!
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 6:54 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'd be Serial Killer Smurf, and kill them all. I hate the smurfs.

Gary, do your parents know you're on the computer?


o&aswallow
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 7:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Holy fucking shit! Maynerd comes back as a smurf and kid comes back as a 25 year old bimbo that wants to take it up the ass but is married to a fag.

This gah damn life after death thing isn't all it was cracked up to be.

God help us all.



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 9:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Ooh this is a tough one.





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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Didn't trolls smash the living shit out of smurfs?


First we ass rape them then we kill them and use their blue skulls as ashtrays. Except for Smurfette, he we kept alive as a fuck toy when she's not cleaning the splooge and blood off the floors and walls.

The color blue goes with just about any decor. Get your smurf skulltray now for only $2.99. Be dialin people. Limited supply.


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Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
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av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
If I could be a smurf for a day....I'd be happy smurf.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Lets play, "Lets Change the Title of the Thread In the Middle of the Thread Game"

This thread is now: "Which Flinstones Character would you Like most to Give you a "Hot Lunch" while Fingering a Donkey?"



Done.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
o&aswallow
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh goody can I be first? Bam Bam was a stud from day one. Kicked ass the moment he could walk. Therefore, I am The Bam!

Can we do "If you were Scooby-Doo, who would you do doggie-style first, Thelma or Shaggy" next?



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
lol wow this topic just knocks the Smurfs out of the water

Definitely Teenaged BamBam...he was a hottie lol j/k


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But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:


Damn, av8er! That's some funny shit there.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen


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