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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 10:59 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I wanna profess my love for OAgirl25 I think she is just misunderstood. Just because she is an unfunny cunt doesn't mean can not be a good person. Many people do not have teh funney but they can be good people, she is a special girl. I think she deserves a second chance and she should come and tussle with the GonzoStyle for a goodtime on the board. Come on don't be scared baby I won't hurt you, I just wanna be your friend.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-18-02 @ 11:01 AM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:02 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

make your sloppy cunt mine...
I thought she was strictly a "backdoor" kinda girl?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:04 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
yeah barch but we all know herpes festers better on the tuna steak box. Can you just picture her opening up those legs and that beautiful cum hole festering with flies and gnats gnawing away at the open sores that her "alabama herp chowder" left from the leakage of bile and puss. Hell any chick who has stuff that the CDC can't identify is definatly fuck material in my book.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Ok I guess the joke is over, I am OAgirl25, take me you stud.

GonzoStyle
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Ok I guess the joke is over, I am OAgirl25, take me you stud.



Please you wish you had half the comedic possibilities she has, Mistar Ken from Hoboken.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


o&aswallow
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Look at this Gonzo come lately walking in here after the fact trying to hit on the young (coughkidcough)hottie. Have you no shame?



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Have you no shame?



Yeah I see where you are coming from, i should tell her a bit about myself first.

My name is Gonzo, I am a sagitarius. I'm fat. bald, and a midget. I suffer from all known STD's ranging from herpes simplex 12 to syphillis. My penis resembles a half eaten twizller that's been sitting in the sun too long and leaks like a busted faucet constantly; if not from the herpes than due to me picking the scabs and pockets full of puss on my shaft. I like to intrude my girlfriends smelly tuna lockers with various love toys like broken beer bottles and shoe horns. Unfortunatly my only girlfriend to date has been my mother but her he-cock always makes me wanna puke. I want a woman without a penis for the first time in my life, maybe that woman can be you. Please be mine, before the leprosy takes my penis like it did all my toes and right arm.

here's a little picture of your future stud muffin.



I know you are getting wet now.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-18-02 @ 11:25 AM
OAgirl25
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey GonzoStyle, I'm sorry to tel u that can't be yor valentine, becuase i'm already married, and happily at that. But u seem like a nice young man who can contribute greatly to this decaying society. I like u GonzoStyle.
:):):)

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey GonzoStyle, I'm sorry to tel u that can't be yor valentine, becuase i'm already married, and happily at that. But u seem like a nice young man who can contribute greatly to this decaying society. I like u GonzoStyle.


I wrote that.

quote:

Please you wish you had half the comedic possibilities she has, Mistar Ken from Hoboken.


Do you really wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?

OAgirl25
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey Ken'sPen, u are the second person that wants to pretend that u are me. Why is that?
I think i know why, it's because u are probbly obssesed with me. U probably get hard-ons each time that i post, and u probabl cream verytime u picture me ass-fucking u with a 60" strap-on.
U are a sick person Ken'sPen, it will take many psycologists to help u, please look for them.
:):):)

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Queen's chicks make me horny. Ken, don't be such an Efin-Tool, and get out of the way.

Ignore Ken, darlin', and come over to me my little midless twatsicle. Come with me to the GoldenGate Hotel

(Gooch COCKBLOCKS Gonzo)





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.


This message was edited by TheGooch on 1-18-02 @ 11:47 AM
donotkidme
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

it will take many psycologists to help u, please look for them.


hmm, take your own advice maybe? especially with the 60" strap-on.




Complaints? Too bad!
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Hey GonzoStyle, I'm sorry to tel u that can't be yor valentine, becuase i'm already married, and happily at that. But u seem like a nice young man who can contribute greatly to this decaying society. I like u GonzoStyle.



Yes I wanna contribute here, I never get no respect. I always get peed on by these fuckin bastards. I feel your pain OAgirl, that is why we'd be perfect together. You will be mine, I don't care about your husband, that fucker is dead in my opinion.... yes that is the key I will kill that miserable piece of shit and you will be mine forever and ever. Your husband is fuckin dog food, you'll see, fuckin dead. You got no say in this you don't know it yet but we are soul mates.

Ken's Pen stop pretending you are OAgirl, you're not half the man she is.

quote:

(Gooch COCKBLOCKS Gonzo)


Aren't you on a sabatical?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-18-02 @ 11:50 AM
Snoteater
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
60"??? That's only 10" smaller than me. :eek:



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It's sabat??? Already?!?!??!?!





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
OAgirl25
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey GonzoStyle, i don't think somebody like uould take on my hubby. lol. He's very strong and manly. U are a nice guy, but my hubby and I were made for each other. He's such a nice guy, expect for when his boyfrined is in around, then he acts lie a jackass, that's why I don;t lie his boyfriend.

And I have a for everyone here.
Why do so many people here pot this smiley?

Don't u guys know what it means?
U are suppost to post this smiley only when u are getting ass-fucked, that explains the jumpy eyes.
:):):)

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I wanna profess my love for OAgirl25 I think she is just misunderstood. Just because she is an unfunny cunt doesn't mean can not be a good person. Many people do not have teh funney but they can be good people, she is a special girl. I think she deserves a second chance and she should come and tussle with the GonzoStyle for a goodtime on the board. Come on don't be scared baby I won't hurt you, I just wanna be your friend.

Flash back to Hooters... flash back to Hooters.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens

This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 1-18-02 @ 12:13 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Flash back to Hooters... flash back to Hooters.



Atleast someone got it, lol.

Hey OAgirl I bet I could kick your husbands ass six ways to sunday. I have what they call "retard strength" That cocksucking faggot can not top that. Who gives a shit what you think anyway? You're a woman, just life support for vagina and nothing else. And where in the blue fuck did you learn to spell?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Atleast someone got it, lol.

How could I forget the first time you fell in love. What a special night it was. Gonzo on his knees with a rose, trying to dodge the tongue. Brings tears to my eyes.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
o&aswallow
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Brings tears to my eyes.


And horror to mine.



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Where did the cunt go? We were just having fun, did her "husband" call her in the dementiaville she lives in? What man could put up with someone like you? Do you have imaginary kids too? Do you put cabbage patch kids in that gaping cum cavern you call a twat and walk around with it for 9 months?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-18-02 @ 1:04 PM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey asshole, stop!!

No fair, I saw her first, she's mine

I want to whisk her away to beautiful and luxurious Weehawken where we will dine at the finest Wendy's and then retire to the bed of my pickup truck where--if God willing the GHB has kicked in--I will get to penetrate her in every concievable orafice and then perhaps make some new ones so I can stick my bald-headed champ in truely virgin territory

And if she's fat, I'll just get a wetsuit and a flashlight and boldly go where no man should ever go again


I spilled spot remover on my dog once
He's gone now


This message was edited by Doc Smith on 1-18-02 @ 1:23 PM
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
This girl must have down's syndrome or something, at the very least she has one of those median IQ's like Forrest Gump.
God I want to duct tape her naked up to a tree way out in the woods, cover her with honey and leave her there for a bear of wolves.
(Jesus, I think I have women issues)

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Bears love honey head twats.

o&aswallow
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I think it's funny that some people are still coming in here thinking that;
A. She is female
B. That it is a newbie
C. That Gonzo is not in heat at the moment

Remember to drink plenty of fluids and eat unlimited raw oysters Gonzo to keep your strengh up between fantasies!



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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