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| Shoring | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 2:51 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? You with those curves, and me with no brakes ... Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Wow! Are those real? If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime. Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt? Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day! Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful? True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place. Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck? Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus? Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza? I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Can I flirt with you? I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night! You have been very naughty! Go to my room! Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? Be unique and different, say yes. You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew) Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight! My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP! The Only Thing More Honorable Then Dying 4 Your Country Is.... KILLING 4 IT !!!!!!!! | ||||
| donotkidme | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 2:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | That's a long post. Alright I got one. Guy: Hey baby, your body has 206 bones in it, how 'bout one more? my friend used that one on someone once but he said it wrong, that's why it's so funny.  Complaints? Too bad! | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 2:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Are we supposed to add our own or just look at your hard work? I guess I'll add one: Are your pants a mirror? Because I can see myself in them! "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! | ||||
| NASA | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 2:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | The only one I know off the top of my head that I didn't see there: Let's pretend your a door and I'll slam you all night long.  Honor our heroes. Honor their wishes. GodBlessAmerica. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 2:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Can I buy you a drink so i'll look better? I'm not that good with pickup lines, so can I just play with your breasts? ::while staring right at her chest:: Cold out today, isn't it?  I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow. | ||||
| Shoring | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | THE BEST PICK UP LINE EVER IS.................. "Baby your like a canadian nickle. Under that ugly face is a beautiful beaver" ALWAYS WORKS NO LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 The Only Thing More Honorable Then Dying 4 Your Country Is.... KILLING 4 IT !!!!!!!! | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I don't want to rape you but if you say no, i'm afraid I have no choice. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | This is my favorite i think its so cute yet corney but whatever... I lost my teddy bear...do u mind if i sleep with you instead?  You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that. You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees. I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want and if only you could see into me.... | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I don't know, I never said no to a hottie that used the old, "Hey Handsome, would you fuck my brains out?". Hey CHMB, does the teddy bear thing work as well as "Hey, how would you like to wake up with me for a Fruity Pebbles breakfast?" ;)  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 1-18-02 @ 3:15 PM | ||||
| BlazeX420 | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | Want to Play War. I will Lay Down And You Blow the Fuck Out of Me! | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Ever bang a guy who has over 2500 posts on a message board? I spilled spot remover on my dog once He's gone now | ||||
| Turk408 | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Those pants look nice. They'll look even nicer on my floor later. It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness. | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: No..im not falling for ur pick up lines....ur just empty promises...imstill witing for my cereal!! Its been months...liar!! :p You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that. You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees. I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want and if only you could see into me.... | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Hey, I was just waiting for you to tell me you got milk! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Scrappleking
| posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Words don't work as well as standing less than a foot from the girl, putting your hands in your pockets, and making throat sounds like the guy from "Sling Blad "Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours." | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Now if i say yes is that going to lead into a cheesey response? You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that. You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees. I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want and if only you could see into me.... | ||||
| NASA | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 4:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Hey cutie, I know yo don't go for guys who have missing teeth. But that just means there's more room for your tongue. Honor our heroes. Honor their wishes. GodBlessAmerica. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 4:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: No, it would probably be more along the lines of "Hey, I lost my teddy bear, do you mind if I sleep with you instead?" ;) American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 5:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: What are you talking about.. Hard work... I got the same thing in an e-mail  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 5:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: No...your lying ass can sleep on the couch! :) You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that. You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees. I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want and if only you could see into me.... | ||||
| short hills mall | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 8:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | My favorite line comes from Ben Affleck in 200 Cigarettes. If you haven't seen it do so soon. "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?!" 
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| danked Dankarella! | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 10:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Hey baby... you look very familiar. Didn't I meet you in last month's pick up lines thread? | ||||
| Donald Love | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 10:39 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | Here is my pick up line: "I'm a billionaire so let's fuck and I'll pay twenty dollars bitch! You fucking whore! I am Donald Love, the CEO of Love Media Inc., so you better spread your legs! Come on bitch! Bill Gates is waiting for me, we are going to play "Grand Theft Auto 3" on SONY'S PLAYSTATION 2. Fuck X-box! Come on slut, you pig! I'll get the Triads after you! Finally, you opened up, now it's time to do my business. Oh yeah, baby, oooh, you like bitch, yeah harder, cunt, feels so good! NICE! Yeah, baby, in and out, almost there....OHHHHHH! AHHHHH! CUM!! Thank you bitch!" -Donald Love  | ||||
| VooDude | posted on 01-18-2002 @ 11:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | Hey, your parents must be retarded because you are one special girl. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? Hey, can you get on your knees and smile like a donut? You're ugly but you intrigue me. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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| Meatbus | posted on 01-19-2002 @ 12:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | "I have no money, but I'd be willing to rob an old lady for you." "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!" | ||||
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