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WNEWs GIRL
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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 2:54 AM      
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what way did your mom cut your sandwiches?

did she cut them long ways, side ways, or in a triangle

i just cut my pb&j sammich in a triangle and it got me thinking of when i was younger

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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:01 AM      
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Oh my, if a thread ever screamed out "DEFILE ME!!11!!".
quote:

it got me thinking of when i was younger
When you were younger??? Aren't you like 12?



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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:05 AM      
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my mommy cut mine in triangles :) :) :) :) :)




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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:10 AM      
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PB&J's in triangles, all other sandwiches in half lengthwise. And she'd always write a little note on my napkin telling me that I was her special little girl. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

And I wonder why I got my ass kicked so much in elementary school..



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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:18 AM      
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GREAT THREAD!!!! I can't believe how excited I am for for a fucking thread. My mom was retarded and cut my sandwiches the wrong way. She basically cut them so one end had a long-straight line, and the other end had the butt-looking thing. When I started going out with my girlfriend she thought that my mother was legitimately mental for even thinking that this was the normal way to cut a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:23 AM      
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quote:

Oh my, if a thread ever screamed out "DEFILE ME!!11!!".


no matter what i post it gets defiled, it really doesnt matter

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER
"And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn,
make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands"

God Bless America
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:26 AM      
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quote:

no matter what i post it gets defiled, it really doesnt matter
Okay, I'll be nice. But when Alkey gets here, I can't promise anything. He's a bad influence on me.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:26 AM      
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quote:

no matter what i post it gets defiled, it really doesnt matter


If there is one topic that I love to talk about, it's when I was young...and innocent;)


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:30 AM      
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quote:

Okay, I'll be nice. But when Alkey gets here, I can't promise anything. He's a bad influence on me.



do whatever u want with it, i dont care

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER
"And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn,
make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands"

God Bless America


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 1-21-02 @ 3:37 AM
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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:43 AM      
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SPOO SAMICHES!!11!!


But seriously, Lunchables were pre-cut.




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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:48 AM      
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Longways. Always.

Spoo rules, but shouldn't it go in Inside Jokes? hehe..

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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 3:57 AM      
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quote:

Lunchables were pre-cut


Please tell me that no one ever put lunchables in your Kiss lunchbox. Finding those in your lunch is worse than finding anthrax in your mail. Please tell me that you are kidding. If not, you were very deprived as a child.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 4:25 AM      
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I liked Lunchables.
Some even had pudding!




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 4:25 AM      
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I liked Lunchables.
Some even had pudding!




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 4:33 AM      
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Pudding is one thing, lunchables is another. Next thing you'll tell me is that you never had any fruit roll-ups in you bag either.

DoughBoy
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 8:20 AM      
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Hell yeah! This topic RULES. It always depends on the sammich. PB&J was always cut in half, down the middle. PB & Fluff was NEVER CUT. Tuna was always cut in little triangles. Cold cuts was always in little squares. Oh yeah, and who WOULDN'T trade for cupcakes?

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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 9:03 AM      
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all sandwiches were cut in half, if they were cut at all. and i would not trade for cupcakes, but twinkees, oh yeah, let hte trading begin

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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
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hmmmm my mommy used to cut my sandwiches into little tiny triangles. Or sometimes when I was really little she would use like a big cookie cutter to give everything a cool shape, so i would have a star shaped or a heart shaped sandwich....and on days when I had a field trip, she would take me to the deli and get me a sandwich from there and a bunch of cool snacks to share with my friends. Wow those were nice memories, thanks Amy.


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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
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my mom would cut my chunky pb and grape jelly sandwiches in either 4 triangles or squares. mmm...pb+j...mmm...

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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
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I like triangles. Tell your mom to cut them in triangles, so when I take your lunch away, it'll be the way I like it.


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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
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corner to corner...making two nice, even triangles


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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
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triangles..now im hungry

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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
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My mom cut my sandwiches in the shape of my grandma's face so I would always remember her.



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
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quote:

Oh yeah, and who WOULDN'T trade for cupcakes?


quote:

and i would not trade for cupcakes, but twinkees, oh yeah, let hte trading begin


Trading? Woo-hoo!

I got Little Debbie Zebra Cakes, anyone want them? (I ALWAYS hated those things, yet Mom packed them every single day and insisted they were my favorite snack)



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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
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my mom cut them right down the middle.........in fact, she still does. :D


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