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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: When will you die?
o&aswallow
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 8:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ha Ha! I'm still going to be around for another 45 years!

And to answer you f's that thought I was already dead, my sadistic side died back in 1991. :p



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
1/28/2047...not bad! i can get used to being over 70 when i die

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, May 27, 2047 (72)


FeelMyFunBags
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well according to the death clock, I have no reason to finish school cause I'm dying in 16 years...September 23, 2018....wtf man??


The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




OAgirI25
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
I don't get it...

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

I don't get it...


That's because your a dumb cunt.

OAgirI25
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
go fuck your mother in the ass you little dick, not my fault you have a small penis... die already.

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 8:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Normal - Wednesday, April 5, 2045
Pessimistic - Friday, February 26, 2027
Sadistic - Friday, April 4, 2008 Nice!!
Optimistic- Tuesday, April 25, 2056

Hey OAAWITE, wanna trade?






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Currently Enrolled in HATE U. with Professor Maynard.


Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


njstrawberry
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
The Berry Patch will close it's doors for good on Thursday October 4, 2063 after being in business for 89 years.

Hey at least I'll live long enough to see the rest of those Kennedy Assassination files. ;)



It’s amazing how you have the ability of taking my heart of stone and melting it like butter. Maybe it’s the passion in your eyes, possibly in the magic, which lives within the curves of your smile or perhaps in your uncanny ability to make me feel that I too can fall head over feet, twice in one lifetime.


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 1-22-02 @ 10:23 PM
NJ Panther
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, May 4, 2061

(98???????)

Someone put a bullet in my head in 30 years









This message was edited by NJ Panther on 1-22-02 @ 10:22 PM
sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
UHmm ive got sum time ..... SAT NOV 24th 2018 UhMmm well i hope i lived a happy life ...by then at least id beeter get on it n stoP taking werid tests like this One ... AS mIke sAid i neED to FinD someone anD" * FUK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME *" ahah i love that i dono when ill stop giggling about that line .

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Wednesday, April 15, 2048.

Woohoo, I get to die on tax day.




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 2:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Sadistic: Monday, September 18, 2017 (age 39)
Normal: Tuesday, September 18, 2057 (age 79)
Pessimistic: Wednesday, August 24, 2039 (age 61)
Optimistic: Sunday, October 22, 2079 (age 101)



have some chuckles

you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek

If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Norton's Victim
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
February 10, 2056 when I am 74. Not bad. At least I will get to live long enough to be a dirty old man. This Death Test is also kinda cool.

"I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s. I think that should count." - George Carlin
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 6, 2038 at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Homicide (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


10400181 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 173697 people claim to have leprosy.



LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Norton's Victim
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 19, 2051
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


10400181 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 173697 people claim to have leprosy.


"I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s. I think that should count." - George Carlin
OAgirI25
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:16 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
November 19, 2081
at the age of 99 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Getting ass fuked (59%)
Cancer (41%)


skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

fmfb said: Well according to the death clock, I have no reason to finish school cause I'm dying in 16 years...September 23, 2018....wtf man??




it must be because someone got pissed after you put them to sleep!

RonRon5477
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Panther said: Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, May 4, 2061
(98???????)
Someone put a bullet in my head in 30 years
I will do that. May 4th is my birthday. what a great birthday present that would be!


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
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jumper
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
normal = monday, december 27, 2049
pessimistic = thursday, november 7, 2039
sadistic = sunday, december 27, 2009
optimistic = friday, feb. 24, 2065


Thanks to Austin for the sig.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

sadistic = sunday, december 27, 2009

I am waiting patiently for that day


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm



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