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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
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Ok, I am completely stoned right now. I mean whacked out of my head stoned. The kind of stoned that has me watching RAW, and barely able to comprehend that there is wrestling going on screen. Just a bunch of colors and flashes of light, barely perceived between the molasses-like synapses in my head. Do you know of the STONED I mean??? I think some do. And it always struck me how stoned thoughts only make sense stoned, and that once you sober up, when it comes to mind, you realize how basted you really were. To even contemplate that the idea had merit in the first place. I wonder what thought you had stoned that you were so sure was fantastic, meaningful and real...only to not make iota of sense the day after.







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Tequila
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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
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quote:

And it always struck me how stoned thoughts only make sense stoned

So what is your big thought?




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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
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This post, you dolt. :D







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
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quote:

This post, you dolt.

What is so great about this post?


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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
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gooch is TRASHED




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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
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quote:

The kind of stoned that has me watching RAW, and barely able to comprehend that there is wrestling going on screen.



Funny, I'm completely sober and I'm having the same problem...



kindredbabe
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
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Got the munchies yet, Gooch?? What will it be? Cheetos? Chips? Pretzals? French Fries? Taco Bell?

Not that I have any experience with the stuff.... ;)



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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
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quote:

And it always struck me how stoned thoughts only make sense stoned, and that once you sober up, when it comes to mind, you realize how basted you really were. To even contemplate that the idea had merit in the first place. I wonder what thought you had stoned that you were so sure was fantastic, meaningful and real...only to not make iota of sense the day after.
exactly :D



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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
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craving to go to White Castle yet?



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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
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nah, just Diet Coke





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
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White castle = Bronx Bombers, murder burgers


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posted on 01-21-2002 @ 10:50 PM      
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quote:

nah, just Diet Coke

What's this...A conscious stoner?

itsamiata
posted on 01-21-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
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I know exactly where you are coming from. I thought that I had some of my greatest moments of sheer brilliance when completely baked only to reminisce about them the next day and ask myself what the fuck I was thinking. The only time being stoned did help me out intellectually was in my Public Speaking class last semester. I was stuck on a topic for a 6 minute speech so I chose the legalization of marijuana. Instead of preparing a well thought out speech I just got ripped b4 class and let it flow. I have no recollection of what exactly I said but my friends told me I did one hell of a job. I got an A- so apparently my teacher liked it to.

As far as the munchies goes, I find that when I eat a real lot when high, it really lessens and kills my buzz. I used to get the munchies like crazy when I was younger but now I've learned to control it better and usually just opt to drink water. Weed quality also has alot to do with munchies. Smoking schwag leaves you more prone to getting the munchies. But more dank herb like Ak-47, White Widdow, Purple/Silver Haze or even quality Hydro and outdoor bud gives you a more clear headed high lessening the munchies. Thats my four cents on Bud.

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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:18 AM      
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quote:

quote:

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The kind of stoned that has me watching RAW, and barely able to comprehend that there is wrestling going on screen.

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Funny, I'm completely sober and I'm having the same problem...

same here, although it is getting better...



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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
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WHAT!?!?!?!?!


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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
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WHAT!?!?!?!?!


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I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
Raven
Portugal
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
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WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?


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I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
Raven
Portugal
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?


E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 3:06 AM      
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i haven't been that stoned in awhile. I want to be that stoned again




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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 6:51 AM      
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hey gooch, did you find yourself wearing hanukah socks?? cuz i really hate when that happens!!

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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
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Raven are you trying to steal someones gimmick?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
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Wow, I WAS pretty stoned last night :D





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
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whats worse trying to type stoned or trying to type drunk?

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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
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I usually get really profound thoughts, but then I can't remember them later. I like the times when you go in and out of it. You have a really "profound" thought and you just stand there, then later you "come back" & can tell everyone about it, then you go away again.

I don't usually get munchies. The thought of trying to eat would be too trouble. I just like to sit there.



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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:46 AM      
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typing drunk. just see VG's status for case and point.





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.


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