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Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:31 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	I have been looking at some site that have been in my favorites for a while that were pretty funny such as Joecartoon.com. This site has a pretty cool flash game to kick Bin Laden's ass. What sites do you recommend? LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 1-24-02 @ 8:30 PM

OAAWITE	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:46 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Funniest website on the planet without question is The Onion even though this weeks issue kinda sucked. The best issue was the one right after the bombings on 9/11. It's called "Holy Fucking Shit: Attack on America" I was so leery of going there, but they handled it perfectly considering the atmosphere. Peruse the archives for some hilarious shit. Racial Slur Database is pretty funny. Not becuase it's updated, but becuase it's got a ton of racial epithets and even describes their origin. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 1-23-02 @ 8:03 PM

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:59 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	There's some funny shit @ this new site called Over The Limit (come on, who didn't see that one coming?) I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	www.Froy,editthatshit.Allyoucontributelatelyisthatlinkinonefashionoranother.com AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 1-23-02 @ 8:05 PM

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Froy, you've already won 2002 Whore of the Year. Record time, too. Congrats! Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out."dream yourself awake" he calls "an eternity awaits us all open your eyes and be with me forever.."

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	www.Yea,FTL,healsohasTOGClinchedaswell.com AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Turk408	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Check out Killfrog.com The Ulitmate Survivor and the Evil Piggies show are hysterical. It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness.

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:11 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	I also heard about this great comedy website called the hell hole... ...oops. FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at fezoanda@hotmail.com

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: I also heard about this great comedy website called the hell hole... Yea, but I heard that it was left behind for greener pastures. Kinda like another site I used to enjoy.., AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

danked Dankarella!	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	www.DuffGardens.com is pretty fucking funny! ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	College University is cool. i found an episode on newgrounds. its a series of flash cartoons that are pretty funny AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:24 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Modern Humorist is a great site. Go through the archives and find the Holy Tango of Poetry. They tackle the question "What if poets wrote poems who's titles are anagrams of their names". Such classics as "I Will Alarm Islamic Owls", by William Carlos Williams,... and William Shakespeare's classic sonnet, "Is a Sperm Like a Whale?" I can't beleive I'm wasting POST 500 on this. ---------------------------- "sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL! Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 01-23-2002 @ 8:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	collegehumor.com is a pretty funny site if you're a fan of stupid :shock: college humor. I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow.

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 01-24-2002 @ 11:49 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	www.joeytwigarmsmom.com is always good for a laugh or two. Look for the hidden naked pics of her in the shower. Really, really.....uhmmm.....interesting. Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away? Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems? Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 01-24-2002 @ 11:57 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	quote: There's some funny shit @ this new site called Over The Limit youre worse than norton and jay mohr put together WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" God Bless America

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 01-24-2002 @ 12:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	www.grumpysmotherabyssshecallsacunt.com I always find this amusing. When logging on, you hear sounds of the ocean. I love the little catch phrase; â€œLog on and I will get you offâ€. The rates are the best, 2 bits for 2 months including personal visits. I personally donâ€™t like the idea I can buy panties she wore for 6 months straight, but hey somebody has that fetish. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* Over The Limit

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 01-24-2002 @ 12:58 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	great web site WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE "And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn, make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands" God Bless America

RonRon5477	posted on 01-24-2002 @ 1:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	8-bit Theater This is a funny site. The guy uses the Final Fantasy characters for his own story line. Very Funny.. [Fighter]DOUBLE FISTED MONKEY STYLE! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!![/Fighter] Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477

HsaWaknow G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex	posted on 01-24-2002 @ 5:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01	My new fav site is definitely www.homestarrunner.com I did a gweat whaaaat? This message was edited by HsaWaknow on 1-24-02 @ 5:36 PM

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 01-24-2002 @ 6:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Newgrounds.com a very funny flash site.lots of good games and movies My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 1-24-02 @ 6:12 PM

The Belcher	posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:14 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	www.mp3.com/thebelcher Is my own personal favorite for great radio show crank calls, but then again, I'm a little biased, and self-centered, and partially nude. Go there to hear about whether you can catch colon cancer from a dirty sanchez. This is NEWS YOU CAN USE! CLICK ON THE SNOWMAN TO GET THERE! And when you go, write something really filthy in the guestbook. Apply pressure to Stabby's wound to stop the bleeding. AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me? This message was edited by The Belcher on 1-25-02 @ 12:24 AM

MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command	posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:35 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	Family fun for all ages See you space cowboy... This message was edited by MrQuotes on 1-25-02 @ 12:37 AM

Sgt. Squeegie	posted on 01-25-2002 @ 12:55 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	Check out the pictures section of http://www.steakandcheese.com Not all humor but with the sick minds around here I can tell that some new sig pics will come out of that site. MSN Messenger: waybaker@hotmail.com

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