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| Shoring | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 7:54 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | > > > > > >>Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 > > > > > apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? > > > Try spelling Evian > > > > > backwards. > > > > > >> > > > Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a > > > lot like making a peeing section in a swimming > > > pool? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known > > > as > > > > > the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are > > > known as the "Bucs," what > > > > > does that make the Tennessee Titans? > > > > > >> > > > If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does > > > that mean that > > > one enjoys it? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>The Bible contains six admonishments to > > > > > homosexuals and 326 admonishments to > > > heterosexuals. That doesn't mean > > > > > God doesn't love heterosexuals - He just thinks > > > they need more > > > > > supervision. > > > > > >> > > > > > >>"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in > > > the > > > > > English language. > > > > > >>Could it be that- "I do" is the longest > > > sentence? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Why do we say something is out of whack? > > > What's a > > > > > whack? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Why do croutons come in airtight packages? > > > It's > > > > > just stale bread to begin with. > > > > > >> > > > > > >>When someone asks you, A penny for your > > > thoughts, > > > > > and you put your > > > > > >>two cents in, what happens to the other penny? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Why is the man (or woman) who invests called a > > > > > broker? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does > > > it > > > > > say? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen > > > defrocked, > > > > > doesn't it follow > > > > > >>that: electricians can be delighted, musicians > > > > > denoted? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they > > > call > > > > > it Fed UP? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>I thought about how mothers feed their babies > > > with > > > > > tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what > > > do Chinese > > > > > mothers use? Toothpicks? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Why do they put pictures of criminals up in > > > the > > > > > Post Office? What are we supposed to do, Write > > > To Them? Why don't > > > > > they just put their pictures on the postage > > > stamps,- so the Mailmen > > > > > could look for them while they delivered the > > > mail? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>If it's true that we are here to help others, > > > then > > > what exactly are the others here for? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Last night I played a blank tape at full > > > blast. > > > > > The mime next door > > > > > >>went nuts. > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Why do overlook and oversee, mean Opposite > > > things? > > > > > >> > > > > > >>If a cow laughed, would milk come out her > > > nose? The Only Thing More Honorable Then Dying 4 Your Country Is.... KILLING 4 IT !!!!!!!! | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | These are good too. Deep Thoughts thread  | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I love it when people copy and paste text from an e-mail and include all the ">>>>>>>>>>"s. It makes it such a joy to read... I used to post on OpieAnthony.com but I lost my bookmark and now I can't find the site. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | i got a bunch of junk in my e-mail too, can i post it here? | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Yes, except for chain letters. They belong in the chain letters forum... I used to post on OpieAnthony.com but I lost my bookmark and now I can't find the site. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | thats over by the movie forum right rookie? | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 8:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Yeah, which is right below the TV forum... >) I used to post on OpieAnthony.com but I lost my bookmark and now I can't find the site. | ||||
| Shoring | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 9:07 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | rookie you are soooooooooooooooooo funny it is hard for me to belive that someone as original and as funny as you is wasting there time and talents on a message board you should stop sucking your moms cock and move on dick & take your bitch skitchr4u with you The Only Thing More Honorable Then Dying 4 Your Country Is.... KILLING 4 IT !!!!!!!! | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 9:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Shoring, forgive me for underestimating the magnitude of your stupidity. I realize now that a person as mentally challenged as yourself cannot help but share his unfunny e-mail with the board, much less clean it up before posting it. Then again, perhaps I should thank God you are here posting these wonderfully original, intelligent thoughts, otherwise the board would be in jeopardy of going stale... I used to post on OpieAnthony.com but I lost my bookmark and now I can't find the site. | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 9:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think someone's wittle feelings were hurt!! Nice work Rookie and Skitch ;)  Heartbreaker you've got the best of me But I just keep on comin' back incessantly Oh why did you have to run your game on me I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart | ||||
| RonRon5477 | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 9:33 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Hey I got one! What if dog was really spelt C-A-T? wwwooooohhhhhhh.... Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477 | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 9:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | grk, we do what we must to keep this place happy and fun. how are you this morning? | ||||
| Shoring | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | you think you or anyone on here has the power to hurt my feelings........ now that is funny shit i unlike many of you i dont take this shit seriously it is a message board ie a place to write and read dumb shit no one on this board writes anything of any importance so if you dont like read and move on i dont see any of you Rookie,skitchr4u,GrkqtOandAfan posting any earth shattering topics so either put up or shut up The Only Thing More Honorable Then Dying 4 Your Country Is.... KILLING 4 IT !!!!!!!! | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 10:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | so shoring, thus then in your infinate wisdom, that piece of crap e-mail that you got, (which most of us got last year) was earth shattering?? in defacto, i have to revert to a previous post that I saw... DILLON!!!! | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 10:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: You call this an earth shattering topic? What the Fuck are you thinking about when you copy/pasted this  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 10:36 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: quote:
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| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 10:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Who's trying to hurt feelings? I am simply making an observation of fact... The fact that you are a complete moron. And remember what you said about "if you dont like read and move on"... To that I say BULLSHIT. Read and react. It's more fun that way... I used to post on OpieAnthony.com but I lost my bookmark and now I can't find the site. This message was edited by Rookie on 1-24-02 @ 10:39 AM | ||||
| Shoring | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | rookie you are a child i forget more in a day than you will ever know! for now on i will post all of my junk email as you asked for The Only Thing More Honorable Then Dying 4 Your Country Is.... KILLING 4 IT !!!!!!!! | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 11:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | omg who is the child here, your panties got twisted as soon as people reacted to your thread the way you didnt want them to. Do a search next time tool. I gotta go think of an earth shattering thread, shouldnt be too hard since you think this one is, maybe I'll ask everyone whats for lunch or something...ASS Heartbreaker you've got the best of me But I just keep on comin' back incessantly Oh why did you have to run your game on me I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote:I'm having a Spoo sandwich for lunch. With some Spoo-cola. Oops, wrong earth-shattering thread.
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| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 11:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Oh please do... Even better, e-mail it all to me directly at tinkledrinker@aol.com By the way, I think its pretty obvious that YOU are the only one who has acted like a child in this thread. I simply made a little joke about how much I love copy/pasted e-mail posts, and you got your frilly panties in a bunch. As you said yourself, this board is quote: not for posting anything of importance. So perhaps you should lighten up a bit when people make jokes about something you post. It happens to everyone... I used to post on OpieAnthony.com but I lost my bookmark and now I can't find the site. | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 12:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Keep your stupid e-mail forwards to yourself. This is why I just delete when i see the >>>> bucause they usually suck. Our Flag always stands. God Bless The USA. | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 12:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | REMOVE | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Holy shit Danked, now that was fucking funny! :D I used to post on OpieAnthony.com but I lost my bookmark and now I can't find the site. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 01-24-2002 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | danked wins...thats the funniest line in the thread! | ||||
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