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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Mass Shooting- What Would You Do?
barch97
BBTB
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Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
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Lawyer? no, he's just an F-tard


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I think you're just inviting the long arm of the law to reach in and snap your banana hammock. Or at least that's what your cell-mate Bruno would do.
quote:

No, but I am in the criminal law and justice field.
Oh, I want you as my defense




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Friday 1/26- CBS: touched by Angel, Life, Distruct...NBC: L&O (repeat), LOCI (R), LOSVU(R), SNL: Paltrow/Ryan Adams...FOX: Cops, Cops (R), AMW...HBO: Saving Silverman...ABC: Dr. No...UPN: Clara's Heart...WB: Red October...PBS: 9- Treasure of Sierra Madre...TNT: Analyze This...TBS: 7- Goonies...
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
considering there are cops that check this board
i will refrain from future self incrimination

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn,
make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands"

I LIVE FOR SPOO
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 2:51 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i learned my lesson thanks to The Truth For Youth




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Friday 1/26- CBS: touched by Angel, Life, Distruct...NBC: L&O (repeat), LOCI (R), LOSVU(R), SNL: Paltrow/Ryan Adams...FOX: Cops, Cops (R), AMW...HBO: Saving Silverman...ABC: Dr. No...UPN: Clara's Heart...WB: Red October...PBS: 9- Treasure of Sierra Madre...TNT: Analyze This...TBS: 7- Goonies...
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 2:55 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
For the record, this isn't school specific. I just chose school as an example. There's a reason why this is titled 'mass shooting' and not 'school shooting' is because it can go any place with a large crowd such as a parade or even your office building.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Friday 1/26- CBS: touched by Angel, Life, Distruct...NBC: L&O (repeat), LOCI (R), LOSVU(R), SNL: Paltrow/Ryan Adams...FOX: Cops, Cops (R), AMW...HBO: Saving Silverman...ABC: Dr. No...UPN: Clara's Heart...WB: Red October...PBS: 9- Treasure of Sierra Madre...TNT: Analyze This...TBS: 7- Goonies...
Lord Duvious
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
It's good to know things haven't become any less twisted then we I "left".

For me, it would have to be a kamikaze attack. Anyone remember the shootout between the LAPD and a couple of heavily armored bank robbers a couple years ago? Yeah, I'd probably end up dead, but if loaded up on ammo, got myself some top of the line body armor, and holed myself up in the gym, I think I could take out quite a few giggly teenage cum receptacles.



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:03 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Admit it, you're gonna snap soon.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! Especially when she's covered in Spoo!
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
FTL is all about the Spoo. FTL is a child of the Spoo.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:09 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i hope he doesnt sanp at a bar 9 event, that would really suck

shoot up your school, not a bar

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn,
make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands"

I LIVE FOR SPOO
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I think I would use the method used in the movie Speed. But instead of the target being a bus the target would be a school. Instead of the trigger being the speedometer it would be the school thermostats.
Place your explosives in places where the entire building would colapse. Wire all the explosives to the heating and cooling system and once the temperature went above or below a certain temp...... Kaboom bye bye school and everyone in it. Of course there is shit I'm leaving out but that is the general idea of it.




THE SUFFERING

..................WHAT?
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Lawyer? no, he's just an F-tard
An F-tard with a degree. ;)


This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 1-26-02 @ 3:57 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:28 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'm drunk.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! Especially when she's covered in Spoo!
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
FTL is all about the Spoo. FTL is a child of the Spoo.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I'm drunk.



wow the singing in chat would never have given that away

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"And he will raise you up on eagles wings, hear you on the breath of dawn,
make you to shine like the sun and hold you in the palm of his hands"

I LIVE FOR SPOO
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 11:02 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

An F-tard with a degree
awfully proud of that GED, aren't you? First in the family?


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
o&aswallow
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
As long as Enigma continues to post his hot teen sigs, I refuse to consider shooting anyone on the possibility that I might accidently shoot one of the teen hotties in his sig. Enigma's sigs = safety for teens.



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

awfully proud of that GED, aren't you? First in the family?
Yes, I'm quite proud actually, thanks. That GED surely does come in handy when I'm writing up field reports. And what field of expertise are you currently employed in, considering you're so ignorantly quick to shoot-down a little pertinent advice and judge others based upon absolutely no information? Actually, you know what, nevermind. I'm sorry I queried, because your response will probably no doubt be just another snide sarcastic asinine remark to a reasonable post. Thanks again for displaying not even a modicum of maturity.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 7:29 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
You're a poopy head


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hello, my name is Jeremy, and oh yes, I will speak in class one day!!

Sheer motherfucking genious. kudos to the mod who did that.

as for the shooting thing, i wouldn't do that here, my school fuckin rules.

but my old high school...now theres a different story.


I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring
I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything
Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now
I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
stay away from Kramden! he has cooooooooooties!
Kramden has cooties!
Kramden has cooties!


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I'd go about this GTA3 style.
*activates all weapons cheat code*

Open the show with a molatov cocktail in the teachers' lounge. Grab the flame thrower and open it up into a few class rooms while relishing the deafing squeals eminating from the so-called "gifted" students classes. Work your way down the hall with the shotgun, take out the hall mods and the janitorial staff. Hopefully the dickhead gym teacher's somewhere in site. Work your way into the cafeteria and wip out the M-16. Mow them fuckers down with the quickness. Lobe a grenade or two behind the cafe worker's stands. Exit with oozie in hand and head for the auditorium where the anti drug/violence speakers are giving their little talk. Take out the main speaker and selectively pick off a few people in the crowd. Exit with the bazooka and fire a couple back into the auditorium to tie up a few loose ends. Then with handgun in hand go to the main office and shoot the secretaries in the knee caps. Grab the bat and beat the vice to a bloody pulp. Then grab the principal throw him to the floor in full view of the now cripled secretaries and bloodied vice. Beat princiPAL to death, cause he's my pal. End the sobbing audience's misery with the shotgun. Then go to the roof w/ the sniper rifle and wait for the cops.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-26-2002 @ 8:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry, this is just a bad idea


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit


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