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Tequila
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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
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I was thinking about the TV moms and wondering which I would bang.

The first one that came to mind was Courtney Thorne Smith from "According to Jim"

Who would you do?


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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
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I don't know what her name is but I think that mom from "Ground For Life" is hot. I'd definately nail her. And even though she is not a T.V. mom I would like to bang Titus' girlfriend.

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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
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That mother from, "What's eating Gilbert Grape?"
Yeah... that one.



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Tequila
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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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quote:

Titus' girlfriend

Definatly would do her


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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
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quote:

That mother from, "What's eating Gilbert Grape?"
Yeah... that one.


NICE! More cushion for the pushin', I say.



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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 10:07 PM      
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quote:

I don't know what her name is but I think that mom from "Ground For Life" is hot. I'd definately nail her. And even though she is not a T.V. mom I would like to bang Titus' girlfriend.



That wouid be Megan Pryce. What a milf! I'd pay big money for her and Lynsey Bartilson (the daughter) to eat each other out.



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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
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titus girlfriend is hot as hell!!!!


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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
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quote:

Mama Fratelli

hells yeah! that whole mustache/mole thing rocks


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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
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quote:

That mother from, "What's eating Gilbert Grape?"
Yeah... that one.






huh, silly me, i thought the thread was about hot TV mom's, not morbidly obese movie mom's


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posted on 01-28-2002 @ 10:44 PM      
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Malcolm in the Middle's mom.
The mother in Simpsons, Family Guy
And I thought the GfL mom was hot in lateline




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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
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Johnny Bravo's mom



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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 1:02 AM      
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I'd T-F Peggy Bundy.



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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 1:08 AM      
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In that new Olsen Twins show, they had to have a pretend marriage and pretend family in home ec class so they could learn about budgets.

I'd definately fuck them.


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 7:54 AM      
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Kitty from That 70's show. Gah damn right. That laugh of hers is HOT!



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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 8:24 AM      
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I hardly ever watch the show, but I think it's called "King of Queens". (The one with Kevin James) His wife in that is definatley doable. And I definatley have to agree with the "Grounded for Life" mom.



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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 8:34 AM      
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I use to love Jill from Tooltime.





Tequila
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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:22 AM      
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quote:

Kitty from That 70's show

Robbing the cradle arent we?


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:42 AM      
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quote:

In that new Olsen Twins show, they had to have a pretend marriage and pretend family in home ec class so they could learn about budgets.

You actually WATCH? fag.
quote:

I hardly ever watch the show, but I think it's called "King of Queens". (The one with Kevin James) His wife in that is definatley doable.


Leah Remini :D



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Shifty
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:57 AM      
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The mom from that show where Bobcat Golthwait was the stuffed animal.
That kids mom from the Sixth Sense.


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
does anyone realize that the topic says

TV and Moms?





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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
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TV Mom's I'd bang

- The mom from What's Happening?
- Bea Arthur's mom on Golden Girls
- Florence Henderson (with Wesson oil all over her)
- Weezee Jefferson
- Roseanne Barr

But that's just me...I'm a sucker for old fat broads with wide hips.


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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
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quote:

That mother from, "What's eating Gilbert Grape?"
Yeah... that one.



Would you pick a fold or roll her in flour?



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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
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June Cleaver from "Leave it to Beaver." I think she had a lot of pent up sexual frustration due to Ward's nagging war injury.

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posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
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She's not on anymore but Tanya Roberts looked HOT when she played Donna's mom on That 70's Show! Especially cuz she could look younger than Donna!

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