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o&aswallow
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well seeing as things are in slow mode around here, why don't we take a peek at your future?

Not where you envision yourself or someone else to be, but what you fear about getting older. Everyone has had his or her laughs poking fun at old Uncle Swallow, but to be honest with you, I am enjoying life at this point in my existence more now than ever.

As one age’s, certain things do become more evident such as;

Teens and young hotties seem to get hotter every day. More people seem to try and get their hands on your money. As your children reach college age you realize you will be broke again for a period of time. The generation gap widens at a much faster pace; and those around you change faster than you anticipate.

So let it rip. What fears do you have about growing older? Many of you are approaching that dreaded "thirty something" range. What scares you? What regrets are you having?

Put your concerns in here and as Uncle Swallow has time to check in, I will try to answer your concerns.

Come on, you didn't think you were going to stay young and invincible forever did you?




Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
heh heh

you're old.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
o&aswallow
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Danked, I prefer to call it experienced and refined. Thank You!



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
heh heh.

"i have good hair and good teeth."

"oh boy... chicken!"


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
they call me my names bill


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
PatCooper
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I think the majority of members on the board think being old is like 30.lmao. I just turned 29 last week and damn i'm still young. Even though trying to stand up from the couch sometimes kicks my ass but non the less i'm young at heart.


E-Mail Me
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00




KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
A
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I'm not pushing thirty, but I've got my fears for the future, that I won't be as successful as some people expect of me, or that I won't find the woman I seek. All that usual stuff.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit


This message was edited by Froy on 2-3-02 @ 10:13 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
ok, im confused, why is froys name a capital A??


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I just turned 29 last week and damn i'm still young.


heh,... you're old.



----------------------------
"sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL!
Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-03-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i'm so proud of the little fucker.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Oh my, I fear so many things, but I guess on the top of the list is not finding someone i love enough to be with for the rest of my life, or even worse, finding him, and him not wanting me.



I LOVE THE MORON
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

, or even worse, finding him, and him not wanting me.

Ugh, yes, or my favorite ... find him & he's already taken. :(

I'm also afraid of becoming a 'typical' wife... losing interest in sex, getting a picky or whiney, forgetting how to just be cool and hang out.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 12:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

find him & he's already taken

Well, of course, but i kinda figured that was under not wanting me, cause he wants the other girl.



I LOVE THE MORON
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Oh, ok, true... sorry lol

And then no one else stands a chance, because they aren't "him"




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
see, my only fear is that as i grow older, the things i love to do become more and more challenging...like abusing my knees and ankles skiing and snowboarding are going to take their toll in the long run...uncle swallow, is there a wonder drug to keep the joints going??

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
is the sex still good uncle swallow?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"Nothing Or Nobody Should Ever Stand In The Way Of A Girl's Quest For A Good Cock"--Jennie

My Bitches: The HEAD BITCH Maynard With AntsInMyPants, Av8er, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg and Austin ((The Youngans Club))
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

is there a wonder drug to keep the joints going??



I think Danked or FN Moron are better suited to answer that.




Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]


Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
nah, too easy.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Maybe this should be called the "Mid Life Crisis Corner"



The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
I just think oas is mad that he did not get a Ask o&aswallow colum like Grumpy did.


I have been accused of spamming members of this site. In reality, I e-mailed one person to tell her about the existence of another site. I never gave said person the URL of this other site and only asked if she would be interested. Well, long story short, she told your beloved froy and he decided that this would be his perfect opportunity to ban me for good. As usual, his reason is without merit. I think it is important to point out that they boy wonder feels that you, as members, are his possessions: possessions that are not to be contacted by outside sources. I readily admit that I sent the above-mentioned e-mail of my own volition and was not sponsored in doing so by any other outside source. This has put here to explain what froy won't explain to you. He would have you venture a guess as to what I did, and furthermore let your imagination get the better of you. I have no shame, and I will tell the truth as I always have, for better or worse. So, those of you who wanted me gone for so long, you've finally gotten your wish. Now can all have your Kid is Dead Party. And I can cry in my Corn Flakes because I care so much. This board was fun when it was fun, but man when it sucks does it really suck. Enjoy it though; it's your world now. A world without Kid Afrika

I've been here for a long time. I've seen a lot of people come and go: Mods,newbies and Veterans alike. It never really occurred to me why someone would walk away from such a tight-knit community as OA.com, but it has become painfully clear to me as of late.All of us have noticed the change, the drop in posts, the general fun gone. I remember a time where I would Log-into the board and have a sense of excitement: seeing what others have to say to my comments, taking a backseat and watching absolute mayhem unfold before my eyes, it was a great time. That time is gone now, and it's becoming crystal clear that it will never return. Many people have voiced their distain with the board, and the general response has always been "If you don't like it, leave." Well, I have decided that I have run my course, that I can go no further, and that it would be in my best interests to Leave OA.com. There has been a push as of late to return the board to some sense of its former glory, and many ideas have been proposed. However, at every single turn, it was said (and most often by Froy himself) that the board has evolved, and will never go back. As much as I hate to admit it, he is right. For me, it was always of question of "What can I do to make the board better?", but now it has been reduced to "How much fun can I have on the way down?" This destructive mentality, however fun it might seem, would only hasten the board's death. When I mention "death of the board", I don't mean a literal "404 ERROR" message, I mean that the board gets reduced to such a state that it is at best a nuisance to log-in, and at worst a bad idea altogether. At the pace the board is going at, it will happen. For me, it already has. Please don't get me wrong, I love the people on the board. However, I can no longer, ingood conscience, support a site with my patronage that is blatantly wrong. I have seen the board deteriorate to such a sad state that it is almost painful to watch. I've seen Off-Topic go from a Nut House mentality to "lets all hold hands and play". I've seen General Discussion go from Intelligent and thought-provoking forum about the Opie and Anthony show to "Lets all go to yet another Brother Joe Gig!". The Brother Joe gigs have over-taken the board functions, making all other gatherings seem stupid and trivial. I never went to the Bar 9 events to listen to Joe play, I went to be among friends. I would have gone even if, especially if, he didn't play. It truly is a sad state of affairs that GD has, for all intents and purposes, become Opie and Anthony's Spam. The "big name celebrities" post only when they have a gig to pimp, and we're all supposed to be thankful and kiss-ass? Sorry. Not my style. Never was and never will be.People have always said "if you don't like the board, then be pro-active, do something and change it." Well, I honestly tried my best. I did everything I knew, but I failed. I like to think that I made some small contribution to the board, but I can honestly say I did not. And I will not, so long as the board is run the way it is now: where originality is punished while fake-loyalty, conniving, lying and ass kissing is rewarded. Those involved know exactly what I'm talking about, so I won’t name names. Unless you dedicate yourself to these methods, you'll never get ahead on the board. I refuse to do that. I may not be popular, I may not have any sort of power, but I'll have my pride, and Pride's enough for me. In this atmosphere, not me, not anyone will change the board, so I have decided to stop avoiding the inevitable. The board will die, and no one can stop it. So long as the board runs as it is, it has no future. It pains me to say that, but I know I must. It is my most sincere hope that the site does become fun again, if not return to its former glory. However, even my fondest wishes will not let this board escape its fate. Now, it is not a question of "If", it is a question of "When". The board was in trouble, and needed new blood. When I accepted Froy's offer of Moderatorship, it was with the promise that I was being modded for the sole reason of helping to change the board. He wanted new ideas and fresh perspectives. However, I was lied to. Froy has made it painfully obvious to others and myself that the changes that OA.com so sorely needs will not be occuring, that protecting the status-quo is more important than changing it for the better.I hope that the people here can succeed where I, and many like me, have failed. I wish nothing more than the continued survival of OA.com, and the best for its posters. Hopefully, others will follow my lead and try to post interesting things, if not for the betterment of the board, then for their own personal amusement. Maybe they can find an answer that I could not; maybe they will turn the board in a new direction, one that I have failed to do. If nothing else, I hope your time on OA.com is fun, as mine has been. Hopefully, you will not have to come to my conclusion, hopefully you can find another way. I' m saddened beyond words that it has come to this, but I know my time to walk away is now. I hope I brought a smile to some of your faces, and I hope I have secured some small asterisk in the pages of history for OA.com, but only time will tell. For those of you who I have had the extreme honor of calling a "Friend", this changes absolutely nothing. You all have ways of contacting me, and I hope you still do. Those of you who have considered me an Enemy, thanks for the memories anyway. We had our scuffles, but rest assured that they all made me smile, if only for a second. I would like to leave you all with some words of advice. Stay out of the petty board drama. It is one of the main reasons the board is dying. The gossip and rumors, the lies and backstabbing hurt the board more than you can ever imagine. And if you do decide to get involved anyway, trust no one. Question everything you hear, believe even less. Question the motives of the people telling you things, question the validity of everything your told. Not everybody is a shining beacon of moral stability, in fact, only a select few actually are. Think for Yourself! Fuck the repercussions of what you post! This is what made the board great! I thought I left all that gossip shit behind when I left High School, I guess I was Wrong. Not everybody in "Authority" knows what their doing, and they shouldn't tell you how to THINK. Someone can tell you what you can and cannot post, but they CANNOT dictate how you THINK! Always remember that. Goodbye everyone, and thanks for the ride.




Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

I just think oas is mad that he did not get a Ask o&aswallow colum like Grumpy did.



Wrong thread



I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I just think oas is mad that he did not get a Ask o&aswallow colum like Grumpy did.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Wrong thread





Fuckin Stalker.


I have been accused of spamming members of this site. In reality, I e-mailed one person to tell her about the existence of another site. I never gave said person the URL of this other site and only asked if she would be interested. Well, long story short, she told your beloved froy and he decided that this would be his perfect opportunity to ban me for good. As usual, his reason is without merit. I think it is important to point out that they boy wonder feels that you, as members, are his possessions: possessions that are not to be contacted by outside sources. I readily admit that I sent the above-mentioned e-mail of my own volition and was not sponsored in doing so by any other outside source. This has put here to explain what froy won't explain to you. He would have you venture a guess as to what I did, and furthermore let your imagination get the better of you. I have no shame, and I will tell the truth as I always have, for better or worse. So, those of you who wanted me gone for so long, you've finally gotten your wish. Now can all have your Kid is Dead Party. And I can cry in my Corn Flakes because I care so much. This board was fun when it was fun, but man when it sucks does it really suck. Enjoy it though; it's your world now. A world without Kid Afrika

I've been here for a long time. I've seen a lot of people come and go: Mods,newbies and Veterans alike. It never really occurred to me why someone would walk away from such a tight-knit community as OA.com, but it has become painfully clear to me as of late.All of us have noticed the change, the drop in posts, the general fun gone. I remember a time where I would Log-into the board and have a sense of excitement: seeing what others have to say to my comments, taking a backseat and watching absolute mayhem unfold before my eyes, it was a great time. That time is gone now, and it's becoming crystal clear that it will never return. Many people have voiced their distain with the board, and the general response has always been "If you don't like it, leave." Well, I have decided that I have run my course, that I can go no further, and that it would be in my best interests to Leave OA.com. There has been a push as of late to return the board to some sense of its former glory, and many ideas have been proposed. However, at every single turn, it was said (and most often by Froy himself) that the board has evolved, and will never go back. As much as I hate to admit it, he is right. For me, it was always of question of "What can I do to make the board better?", but now it has been reduced to "How much fun can I have on the way down?" This destructive mentality, however fun it might seem, would only hasten the board's death. When I mention "death of the board", I don't mean a literal "404 ERROR" message, I mean that the board gets reduced to such a state that it is at best a nuisance to log-in, and at worst a bad idea altogether. At the pace the board is going at, it will happen. For me, it already has. Please don't get me wrong, I love the people on the board. However, I can no longer, ingood conscience, support a site with my patronage that is blatantly wrong. I have seen the board deteriorate to such a sad state that it is almost painful to watch. I've seen Off-Topic go from a Nut House mentality to "lets all hold hands and play". I've seen General Discussion go from Intelligent and thought-provoking forum about the Opie and Anthony show to "Lets all go to yet another Brother Joe Gig!". The Brother Joe gigs have over-taken the board functions, making all other gatherings seem stupid and trivial. I never went to the Bar 9 events to listen to Joe play, I went to be among friends. I would have gone even if, especially if, he didn't play. It truly is a sad state of affairs that GD has, for all intents and purposes, become Opie and Anthony's Spam. The "big name celebrities" post only when they have a gig to pimp, and we're all supposed to be thankful and kiss-ass? Sorry. Not my style. Never was and never will be.People have always said "if you don't like the board, then be pro-active, do something and change it." Well, I honestly tried my best. I did everything I knew, but I failed. I like to think that I made some small contribution to the board, but I can honestly say I did not. And I will not, so long as the board is run the way it is now: where originality is punished while fake-loyalty, conniving, lying and ass kissing is rewarded. Those involved know exactly what I'm talking about, so I won’t name names. Unless you dedicate yourself to these methods, you'll never get ahead on the board. I refuse to do that. I may not be popular, I may not have any sort of power, but I'll have my pride, and Pride's enough for me. In this atmosphere, not me, not anyone will change the board, so I have decided to stop avoiding the inevitable. The board will die, and no one can stop it. So long as the board runs as it is, it has no future. It pains me to say that, but I know I must. It is my most sincere hope that the site does become fun again, if not return to its former glory. However, even my fondest wishes will not let this board escape its fate. Now, it is not a question of "If", it is a question of "When". The board was in trouble, and needed new blood. When I accepted Froy's offer of Moderatorship, it was with the promise that I was being modded for the sole reason of helping to change the board. He wanted new ideas and fresh perspectives. However, I was lied to. Froy has made it painfully obvious to others and myself that the changes that OA.com so sorely needs will not be occuring, that protecting the status-quo is more important than changing it for the better.I hope that the people here can succeed where I, and many like me, have failed. I wish nothing more than the continued survival of OA.com, and the best for its posters. Hopefully, others will follow my lead and try to post interesting things, if not for the betterment of the board, then for their own personal amusement. Maybe they can find an answer that I could not; maybe they will turn the board in a new direction, one that I have failed to do. If nothing else, I hope your time on OA.com is fun, as mine has been. Hopefully, you will not have to come to my conclusion, hopefully you can find another way. I' m saddened beyond words that it has come to this, but I know my time to walk away is now. I hope I brought a smile to some of your faces, and I hope I have secured some small asterisk in the pages of history for OA.com, but only time will tell. For those of you who I have had the extreme honor of calling a "Friend", this changes absolutely nothing. You all have ways of contacting me, and I hope you still do. Those of you who have considered me an Enemy, thanks for the memories anyway. We had our scuffles, but rest assured that they all made me smile, if only for a second. I would like to leave you all with some words of advice. Stay out of the petty board drama. It is one of the main reasons the board is dying. The gossip and rumors, the lies and backstabbing hurt the board more than you can ever imagine. And if you do decide to get involved anyway, trust no one. Question everything you hear, believe even less. Question the motives of the people telling you things, question the validity of everything your told. Not everybody is a shining beacon of moral stability, in fact, only a select few actually are. Think for Yourself! Fuck the repercussions of what you post! This is what made the board great! I thought I left all that gossip shit behind when I left High School, I guess I was Wrong. Not everybody in "Authority" knows what their doing, and they shouldn't tell you how to THINK. Someone can tell you what you can and cannot post, but they CANNOT dictate how you THINK! Always remember that. Goodbye everyone, and thanks for the ride.




o&aswallow
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi and Rape, just keep wanting to get your f on and you will do fine. Remember, their are always those uf us out here that will be happy to help you out....LOL

Skitch, so far everything still works just fine so I have no actual experience. But what the hell, they're doing wonderful things these days with hip replacements, so you never know. You could still be hitting those slopes at the ripe old age of 95.

Amy, the sad thing for you is that even at my age, sex is better than what your getting now. ;)

BJ, if I were to have a column, I would be much better at telling the ladies what they are missing in their sex lives than talking to them about getting older. :)



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
My Grandfather is developing incontenance problems. What adult diaper do you find has the best absorbancy?



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