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o&aswallow
| posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:37 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Well seeing as things are in slow mode around here, why don't we take a peek at your future?
Not where you envision yourself or someone else to be, but what you fear about getting older. Everyone has had his or her laughs poking fun at old Uncle Swallow, but to be honest with you, I am enjoying life at this point in my existence more now than ever.
As one age’s, certain things do become more evident such as;
Teens and young hotties seem to get hotter every day. More people seem to try and get their hands on your money. As your children reach college age you realize you will be broke again for a period of time. The generation gap widens at a much faster pace; and those around you change faster than you anticipate.
So let it rip. What fears do you have about growing older? Many of you are approaching that dreaded "thirty something" range. What scares you? What regrets are you having?
Put your concerns in here and as Uncle Swallow has time to check in, I will try to answer your concerns.
Come on, you didn't think you were going to stay young and invincible forever did you?
American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. |
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:40 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| heh heh
you're old.
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o&aswallow
| posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:44 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Danked, I prefer to call it experienced and refined. Thank You!
American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. |
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 4:52 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| heh heh.
"i have good hair and good teeth."
"oh boy... chicken!"
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HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:06 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01
| they call me my names bill
it can't rain all the time
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PatCooper
| posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:10 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| I think the majority of members on the board think being old is like 30.lmao. I just turned 29 last week and damn i'm still young. Even though trying to stand up from the couch sometimes kicks my ass but non the less i'm young at heart.
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:18 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
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King Shit
*board owner*
| posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:31 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01
| I'm not pushing thirty, but I've got my fears for the future, that I won't be as successful as some people expect of me, or that I won't find the woman I seek. All that usual stuff.
I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Over The Limit
This message was edited by Froy on 2-3-02 @ 10:13 PM |
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HyBriD
FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 5:35 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01
| ok, im confused, why is froys name a capital A??
it can't rain all the time
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SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 10:06 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01
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I just turned 29 last week and damn i'm still young.
heh,... you're old.
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"sync"in' cuz I kick the Unix OLD SCHOOL!
Validictorian of the danked school of OA.com etiquette.
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 02-03-2002 @ 10:11 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| i'm so proud of the little fucker.
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RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:59 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01
| Oh my, I fear so many things, but I guess on the top of the list is not finding someone i love enough to be with for the rest of my life, or even worse, finding him, and him not wanting me.
I LOVE THE MORON |
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heyladiladi STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 02-04-2002 @ 12:07 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01
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, or even worse, finding him, and him not wanting me.
Ugh, yes, or my favorite ... find him & he's already taken. :(
I'm also afraid of becoming a 'typical' wife... losing interest in sex, getting a picky or whiney, forgetting how to just be cool and hang out.
New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.
My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen. |
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RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 02-04-2002 @ 12:22 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01
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find him & he's already taken
Well, of course, but i kinda figured that was under not wanting me, cause he wants the other girl.
I LOVE THE MORON |
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heyladiladi STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 02-04-2002 @ 12:43 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01
| Oh, ok, true... sorry lol
And then no one else stands a chance, because they aren't "him"
New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.
My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen. |
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skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
| posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:39 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
| see, my only fear is that as i grow older, the things i love to do become more and more challenging...like abusing my knees and ankles skiing and snowboarding are going to take their toll in the long run...uncle swallow, is there a wonder drug to keep the joints going??
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WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third".
AmyMohrBuddy
One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:47 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00
| is the sex still good uncle swallow?
WHATEVER BEN
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I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
"Nothing Or Nobody Should Ever Stand In The Way Of A Girl's Quest For A Good Cock"--Jennie
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av8er OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
| posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:00 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
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is there a wonder drug to keep the joints going??
I think Danked or FN Moron are better suited to answer that.
Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail]
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danked Dankarella! | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:03 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00
| nah, too easy.
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Norton's Victim
| posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:36 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02
| Maybe this should be called the "Mid Life Crisis Corner"
The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve |
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Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:40 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00
| I just think oas is mad that he did not get a Ask o&aswallow colum like Grumpy did.
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun.
JYD-4-LIFE.
| posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:50 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00
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I just think oas is mad that he did not get a Ask o&aswallow colum like Grumpy did.
Wrong thread
I am the game, you don't want to play me
i am control, no way you can shake me
i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me
i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me
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Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:53 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00
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I just think oas is mad that he did not get a Ask o&aswallow colum like Grumpy did.
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Wrong thread
Fuckin Stalker.
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o&aswallow
| posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:34 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| Ladi and Rape, just keep wanting to get your f on and you will do fine. Remember, their are always those uf us out here that will be happy to help you out....LOL
Skitch, so far everything still works just fine so I have no actual experience. But what the hell, they're doing wonderful things these days with hip replacements, so you never know. You could still be hitting those slopes at the ripe old age of 95.
Amy, the sad thing for you is that even at my age, sex is better than what your getting now. ;)
BJ, if I were to have a column, I would be much better at telling the ladies what they are missing in their sex lives than talking to them about getting older. :)
American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. |
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Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 02-05-2002 @ 7:46 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01
| My Grandfather is developing incontenance problems. What adult diaper do you find has the best absorbancy?
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