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Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Despite the fact that appears in my status, I have never enjoyed the pleasure of a woman's ass. The concept always intrigued me, so wrong, yet so right. Never had a girlfriend who was open to it. And now..........

The only offer I got was from Gonzo, and what he proposed we do was not really what I was looking for.

So I was interested to hear from members of the board if I was denied an amazing act of pleasure, or if it really wasn't that great.

Of course in such matters it is always great to hear from the ladies.......
Even Rape though we know she's and advocate, as are the OAGirls.

zootybang
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I've tried a couple of times, and nearly broke my junk in half trying to get It in. Unless you get a girl who can shit soup cans, It seems pretty difficult.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Ken'sPen
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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
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Soup cans, huh? Aren't you the stud.

I just need to find a girl who can pass a cocktail weenie.

av8er
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The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I've done it 3 time, each with different women. The first time was awesome, I was into it and so was she. The other 2 weren't that great. I guess it depend on who you're with.




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Paralyzed.

Nothing's getting through to me.

Hypnotized from all my surroundings.

I wanna be something I could never be.

I wanna say things that I could never say.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

Dragged down.

Rubbing my face in the ground.

No time for the undecided.

I wanna know why I've always felt alone.

And I wanna love.

Why am I untouchable?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it again!

Sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.

I never wanted to be sick of my life.

I'm tired of everything in my life.



RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Even Rape though we know she's an advocate

Woohooo, I finally get some recognition around here, lol. Anyhow yes, I am a strong advocate, it is an amazing thing. Unfortunately for me, it has been quite a long time since I've had this pleasure, so I advise you, and anyone who may try such an act with me, lol, to use a lubricant, cause it is NOT like the other hole.



I LOVE THE MORON
Ken'sPen
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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
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So gee, Rape,
how do you bring the subject up with your men?

How were you talked into trying it the first time?

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You do it to her like it's an accident. You get her nice and horny make her cum then play with her snatch and get her asshole nice and wet. Then you act like you are going to bang her doggy style then slip your cock in her snatch pull out then jam it in her ass.

If she doesnt kill you that means she loves it.


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

If he doesnt kill you that means he loves it






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! Especially when she's covered in Spoo!
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
FTL is all about the Spoo. FTL is a child of the Spoo.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If he doesnt kill you that means he loves it

Thats only for you and Ikea


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
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posted on 02-04-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I advise you, and anyone who may try such an act with me, lol, to use a lubricant, cause it is NOT like the other hole.



Bah, you need to heed the words of my sig... ;)

First time I've ever had it done, I was drunk, and thus a bit more willing to try something different. I had heard that it's god awful the first time, but personally I've enjoyed it from the start. Rape is right, though: it is an amazing thing. :)





This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 2-4-02 @ 7:37 PM
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
The first time I ever did it was with a serious bf and we had talked about it a lot beforehand, so it just happened. And any other time it happened It just did, I wasn't gonna stop it if they tried. I don't think I ever asked for it though.



I LOVE THE MORON
OAgirl25
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hey ass-fuckeds, this has to be the worst thread ever, not only is it promoting ass-fucking, but is also calling for the ass-fuckeds to unite.
What is the point of this? do u people want to share stories? do u want to share strap-ons? do u want to share the dry shit that remains in the dildo after u inserted up your hairy ass?!?!
U people are sick, it's going to take me alot of time to help all of u.
:):(:)

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

U people are sick, it's going to take me alot of time to help all of u.



Are you out of your mind?



Snoteater
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 10:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I think that he's just delirious from all the prision rape that he has indured.



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
disgustip8ed
posted on 02-04-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Rape is right . . . it is an amazing thing.


taking things out of context = more gooder




'Wear your crutch like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will not tolerate.
Desperate to control, all and everything.
Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Uhmm...ow ow ow ow ow ow ow....my ex tried it on me a few times...after the final "do it again and die" he finally got the hint...exit only for me :)
ow ow ow ow ow.


The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Well, I can say that when I was younger (around the time I first starting having sex), I was all for trying things and, yeah, I tried it. It hurt so bad I don't think my boyfriend even got half way in. I haven't tried it since, and wonder the same as you: Is this something that I'm really missing, or has it just been so long that I don't remember how badly it really does hurt...




Joey
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Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Funbags,
Odd that you are so emphatically NO!
yet your sig pic makes me think YES!

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Where's Grkqt when you need her.





Gonzostyle is Buttmunch & SG's Dog's Bitch.....
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 11:55 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i saw her in another thread kicking a poodle when it was down...


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Funbags,
Odd that you are so emphatically NO!
yet your sig pic makes me think YES!



Its more of an OW! than a NO! And my sig...didn't you learn by now never to judge a girl by her sig?? ;)


The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




GonzoStyle
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Where's Grkqt when you need her.



DUH!!!

quote:

didn't you learn by now never to judge a girl by her sig??


The hard way.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


Gonzo A Bitch?..... Nigga Please!!!



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-5-02 @ 12:38 PM
Ken'sPen
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Gonzo looks just like his sig pic.



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Ken'sPen looks just like his sig pic. The resemblance is uncanny.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

You know what I think about Alkey, he's all spooooo.
Ken'sPen
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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Thought my friends would want to know.....
I'm in :D



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