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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Why am I a cretin?
ste
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I do not want to cause any problems on this board at all, I just want to discuss the O&A show.

I don't come here in the name of Stern, I listen to both shows, is that wrong?

Why the title?

I don't get it.

I'm a fan of the o&A show, so, why am I titled a cretin?

ste
OAAWITE
posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Becuase you are a cretin.

You have yet to discuss the show intelligently. Your only even remotely positive statements about the show that you've ever made are that you think Anthony is great and you want to have sex with him. So ah yeah, anyway. Other than that all you do is claim that O&A rip off Stern, have dumb bits, unfunny people, blah blah blah.

No problem with liking the Stern show. I listen daily. But I don't come into this board or your Stern EZboard and just harp on everything I dislike about either show.

I'm just amazed that it took so long for you to get an appropriate status.

If you were told that no one wants you post here, and that you add nothing to the board, would you go away?




This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-5-02 @ 9:52 PM
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
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Read your earlier posts.

That should answer any questions you have.


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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ATTENTION:

What does my title mean?

As a member of the OA.com message boards you are automatically given a status based on your number of posts. The more posts you have, the better your status will be, Hanger-On, Psychopath, Board Regular, etc. You may also be given a special user title by a moderator. If you are an especially good or bad user you will be given a custom title that identifies you. Good members are given respectable or funny titles, bad users are given demeaning and insulting titles. DO NOT ASK TO HAVE YOUR STATUS CHANGED! Moderators will change your titles as they feel fit, requesting new titles will only result in your gaining of a less-desirable moniker.






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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
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he really does get louder when he drinks



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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
really? i couldn't hEAR him.

:D





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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

really? i couldn't hEAR him.


Listen Captain Gauntlet, I did my time for any retarded shit I've started. The herd needs some thinning before we all have to start posting in crayon. At least lock the "New Topic" button for a week so we can all sleep easier.






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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
you're an asshole, you don't discuss the show intelligently, you bash Opie and you keep talking about Stern and then say "uh...why must you talk about KOAM when we bash him?"




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posted on 02-05-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

why am I titled a cretin?


You were conceived with a weak sperm.



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I know it's kind of hard for you to understand but how about looking at your posts you dunce.
Much like drilling a hole in his hand and wnders why he can't get a handful of water.
Afte that sit back and try to think for yourself and figure out why.
I don't go to your EZboard and bash Stern do I? No I don't. So stop coming here whining about O&A and then twisitng the argument around so you can bash us for pick on stern you whiny fucking cunt.
Get a hobby or do your job better, Ste, I mean Joey Boots.
I hate poeple like you, just as bad as liberals.



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
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Don't sugar coat it Filzy.



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posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wow... the whore's been really agitated lately hasn't he?

Maybe someone should give him The Zoloft before he hurts somebody.....


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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
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quote:

Why am I a cretin?
I give up. Why are you a cretin?

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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 12:20 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Why am I a cretin?




Because to call you a mongoloid woul be an insult to mongoloids across the world, such as such great ones like Chris Burke. A cretin, however, has little or no brain activity, thus then by facto, any shame that you life brings upon the cretins across the globe bounces off them like quarters off the ass of sweet Naughty Nightie contestant #58. Oh yeah.


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posted on 02-08-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I hate poeple like you, just as bad as liberals.



Aw, c'mon...even liberals like me laugh at cretins like ste. :)






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