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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:07 AM      
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This one is no holds barred. Be as nasty as you fucking wanna be. I want to open this topic and cringe in my chair. Do your best to make people wish they had never read the words you wrote. Ikidyounot, this thread should make some members leave the board in tears (hopefully a nighty contestant). Tho more people who get banned from replying to this thread, the better. Just show how much you hate humanity. Assholes.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:18 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
doo doo face.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
poo poo head

DoughBoy
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:47 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
All of the girls in the nitie contest have....


COOTIES!

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm rubber, your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
ca ca face




THE SUFFERING

..................WHAT?
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The white horse fell in a mud puddle.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 9:35 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Ahhhh feel the "Becky" love! :) :) :) :)

... I can do better than that...

I hope you lose you job and have to resort to selling drugs, and you get set on a mission to the Amazon, where you lose your way in the jungle, and get chased by flesh eating pygmies deep into the jungle, and as you wander aimlessly you notice a strange case of oozing green crotch rot & you skin starts to blister and peel, you relize you've been wiping you ass for the last week with giant jungle poison ivy, monkeys threw shit at you in your sleep, and just as you think you're finding your way out, a giant python grabs you and trys to crush you, but the pygmies catch up to you and the snake runs off, but you're half dead already, so they just cut off you nuts for soup, and leave you there, where maybe thankfully you will die before the giant jungle fire ants come to slowly eat you chunk by chunk. :D



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 2-12-02 @ 9:56 AM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I'm no english major but, I think that might be what they call a "run-on" sentence. :D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
you make lady di and marion look like responsible, attractive people.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I'm no english major but, I think that might be what they call a "run-on" sentence.



I'm no pyschology major but, I think that YOU might be what they call an "ASSHOLE"!


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

I'm no english major but, I think that might be what they call a "run-on" sentence.

As for you... I hope you fall down a sewer hole, and after you wipe the runny homeless person shit out of your eyes, you realized a giant rat and knawed off your foot and run off with it. Then you try to hobble off with it, but you trip over an addict and fall on the herion needle, fail to overdose, but do get the Hep, and die a long lingering blistered & bleeding existence. :)




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

ClusterF@#$
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I see your doo-doo head, and I raise you one Big Butt Mendi.



Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
somehin wrong, dear??? nned some smilies??? :):):):)















"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

Norton's Victim
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Crap, Boobs, Crap.



The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I see London, I see France, I see Alkey's underpants.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

An offensive fucking thread
I thought this was going to be about Amy's fuck you nigger drug dealers thread in the FU forum.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

As for you... I hope you fall down a sewer hole, and after you wipe the runny homeless person shit out of your eyes, you realized a giant rat and knawed off your foot and run off with it. Then you try to hobble off with it, but you trip over an addict and fall on the herion needle, fail to overdose, but do get the Hep, and die a long lingering blistered & bleeding existence.
Well, that's a huge improvement but, still... Fewer commas, more periods.




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
dubinsk
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Q: what do you do after you rape a 12 year old blind/deaf/dumb girl?
A: Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom
Q: What is 18" long, hard as a rock, and makes a woman scream everytime?
A: Crib Death
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: 2 scoops dead baby,2 scoops ice cream, i can root beer
Q: whats small, red, and can't turn corners?
A: A Baby w/ a javelin stuck in its head
Q: Whats teh difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: You take ur boots of b4 you jump on a trampoline

"these grits are off the hook yo!"

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You want offensive? Ok, you asked for it,







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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Well, that's a huge improvement but, still... Fewer commas, more periods.

Hmmm, ok.... I seem to be having an extra clumpy period this time. Could you get down on your hands and knees, and stick your face up to my tuna hole? I need you to suck them out. Also, could you come back in an hour and do it again? I've been making a mess of my chair over here.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

DoughBoy
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
/me farts in your general direction!

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

and stick your face up to my tuna hole



Oh my god! That almost gets me as hot as when Gonzo tells me to suck the herp chowder from his pedo pipe. Now I have to go run off a batch.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


GonzoStyle
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Offensive is Alkey still posting.

Offensive to me is how much he has personally lowered the IQ level of this board. Believe it or not we have some very intelligent people on this board. You've managed with your retarded threads to make the decision easy for people who have pondered if they should post or not.

I know as well as the next poster that all threads can't be intelligent or funny or even have a point. But over and over with the fuckin spoo thread, the carol thread, and on and on. Try hitting the reply button and not post a new topic for every brain fart you have. You're fingerbang and tenbats rolled into one, it was funny at first. The FU to your dick and ear was great and your "TOG" thread was great and once in a while to start a pointless thread to have fun in is great. But when you just start threads that you then in turn make into personal chat threads with your night owl buddies is not acceptable.

Just because the board is as stale as ikea boys sex life. We need more posts and posters doesn't mean that you or anyone should post whatever mind fuck that pops into their heads. This is also gonna be just another chat thread that has nothing to do with the original topic.

If you're trying to prove a point don't bother cause I know what your point is and I can do the same and have done it. If you get a hard-on by having your name next to a post with 200 replies or maybe you just do it to piss certain people off. That's what k1d afrika used to do. He'd make threads to prove points and make examples and to have people reply but atleast k1d was intelligent and he didn't just post "hey do this and post this, come on be funny."

It doesn't work that way, you can't expect people to post about something unless you yourself lead by some example.

If you want a chat thread fine start one but try to keep it to one and not dozens. Just because the board is in dire need of more posts doesn't mean that you have to post just anything or for the sake of posting cause it doesn't fix anything, it ends up causing more idiocy. Stop trying to be FingerAfrika, you and you night owl friends don't like the chat I started for whatever reason fine start your own, put your name on it, whatever.

Offensive or not it's just how I feel, you may not like my posts or you may think of me as an egotistical whore but I will always speak my mind and call a spade a spade. I liked you and was one of the first to really notice your potential and you did have a ton of potential, remember that.





I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
gonzostyle is cool.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA


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