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JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I thought they were hot and violated all of em, and this is what happened.





This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 2-12-02 @ 1:52 PM
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Is that like the male version of twato?



The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Holy Crap! My eyes burn if I look at it for longer than the count of 3... I can't even tell what's going on there... but strangely... I'm hungry.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:22 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Snuka - come on man! TFEC's sister didn't give that to you. You've had that way before then. Wasn't it Howie's grandma that did that to you? Or was it that one night with Ladi and bottle of scotch?


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
LMAO GRUMP. That night with Ladi when she said she was really horny and starting up the old rusty chevy pickup parked next to the trailer and using its tailpipe to bring her pleasure wasnt going to cut it. She smacked me over the head with that whiskey bottle and must have violated me. I didnt mind cause she promised to lap up all that creamy white jizz stuck between those lumps. MOTHER FUCKER I WAS USED. IM NOT A PEICE OF MEAT! Although my junk looks like a package of spoiled 100% usda ground chuck.



This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 2-12-02 @ 1:52 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Oh please, the trailer isn't that big, I heard you tell Grumpy it was the best 30 seconds of you life. After I broke the bottle over your head, I was barely able to get the broken thing up your rear before you finished. Your such a cheap date, a few blows to the head and you need a wet nap.

And Grumpy, if it wasn't for Wilbur, you wouldn't get invited anywhere. That pig can goes for days, and all he needs is a pat on the head and a little corn.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
LOL....ya got me on that one. But it always looks like a pint of curddled half and half exploded in your pants..i cant even tell when you complete. Besides you were doing a great job with my wooden leg after you ripped it off. You seemed dissapointed it's only from the knee down. That must be why once that dissapeared in your baby bunker you also stuffed in your fist in up to your elbow.



This message was edited by JIMMYSNUKA on 2-12-02 @ 10:54 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
thank you for that, remind me to stay clear of TFEC's sisters

now back to your regularly shceduled program

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Well, that doesn't compare to last week, when I saw you deep throat that 2x6 for $3 from the creepy guy next door, so you could buy those lolly pops for tommorrow when you go hang out by the day care.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Hey Girl...is that you in your sig? If it is I want to travel back in time to that day and place my sack on your mouth, then pinch your nose shut so you have to suck them in. Would that be ok. If not i dont mind resistance. :)

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Hey Girl...is that you in your sig?


it could be

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
You're going to have to take a number there Snuky, you thought my trailer was crowded... There's a turnstile to count all the traffic that passes her way.. ""I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE, FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCAR My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))"" ;)

Besides, the P.A.L. is having it's Dad & Lad camping trip... I thought you were going to try and chaperon the couple of unfortunate boys whose Dad's can't make it. You had that little side trip to teach them to skinny dip and everything. I fixed the camera, and there is an extra bottle of percocet in the case.



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 2-12-02 @ 11:21 AM
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
LOL..i just noticed all that. Im not in the mood to wait around,then finally get there and climb over all those passed out bodies coverd in chum chowder, ass butter, and menstrual blood. Not to mention bodies having to peel all the bodies stuck together dick to ass dick to ass dick to ass.

The last time I attempted it, one of the cinder blocks that support the back of the trailer slipped away and the door was up on an angle. I couldnt climb in since you still had my wooden leg "Missing".

But....so its not a lost night I do have a bottle of whiskey! ;)

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:26 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
awwww too bad, i have the time machine all warmed up and ready to go

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I could always change my mind...especially if you promise to shit your diaper first.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
whatever you want my dear

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Milk shit or strained peas? The peas come out pretty much the same way... but milk, ooo there's a delicasy (sp)... it comes out all clumpy and sticky, like it has been spoiling in the fridge for weeks.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
This is going totally unexpected...i thought i totally digusted and repulsed you. Lets see....if i swallow a batch of grapes whole,,,would you reach as far down my throat with your little toddler arm pick them all out....stick each one in your ass...then shit them into your diaper and make me change you?

Would you let me do that?

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

This is going totally unexpected...i thought i totally digusted and repulsed you. Lets see....

Come on little man, I know you can do it, reach way back down your pants and scrape up something nasty from your rotting taint, for mommy.
I was so proud of how you made the girl scout cry when you showed her your puppet raper with the staples and the stitches you did yourself. I think what put her over the edge was when you said you did it all for fun, there wasn't any emergency and it needed reattaching.
Her Elmo doll will never smile the same way again. You skull fucked that little guy like you were trying to dig back to the factory in China where he was made.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Would you let me do that?


as i said you could do whatever you want, im open for anytihng ((as a baby))

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 11:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I wouldnt have it any other way then "as a baby".

How bout after you shit your diaper i smack your dog over the had with a rusty hammer. Drag him over to your steaming diaper..use his toungue to wipe your ass. Then wrap his shit covered toungue over the end of your pacifier and shove it into your mouth. Now with you silent I can ram ya in the ass with some raw italian sausage. Make it snap off plug your ass back up with a wine cork. After two weeks of festering you should have a nice load of maggots in your ass. I can then uncork it ram my meat up in each time getting a maggot to be partially inserted in my pisshole. Then bring it to your mouth for proper removal.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
I got some serious wood reading this thread. Who's on splooge patrol today? I need to be relieved.


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
wow thats makin me so hot
u sure u cant come over right now?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Me too grump...and ms wnew girl isnt cuttin it.

so uhhhh where is your mommy at? its been a while since i had to take my door off its hinges to fit her ass in my house for a servicing. Last time she was there, once i opened her tripe curtains a stillborn fell out. I have been using that but it is really worn out.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
wooohoooooo! looks like girl is on splooge patrol. I'll be right over to "relieve" myself. Get the tarp and biohazard suit ready. This is gonna get messy. The doctor says I have puss build-up again.


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy


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