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Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety lables off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

- Unknown.



Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest
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Everything Happens for a Reason

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

but why don't we just take the safety lables off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


If we did that, do you realize how many people would suffocate themselves by putting plastic shopping bags over their heads?





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

If we did that, do you realize how many people would suffocate themselves by putting plastic shopping bags over their heads?


and all the kids would eat the small parts from all those toys

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

If we did that, do you realize how many people would suffocate themselves by putting plastic shopping bags over their heads?



That is, after all, how the problem of stupidity would take care of itself.

quote:

and all the kids would eat the small parts from all those toys



I guess parents would have to just start paying attention to their kids and that problem wouldn't exist. Younger children can't read anyway.



Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest
Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Everything Happens for a Reason

Norton's Victim
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
People wouldn't know that McDonalds coffee was hot.



"Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim." - Tool
The Rules of Being Steve: 1) Be Desireless 2) Be Excellent 3) Be Gone - The Tao of Steve
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
people also wouldnt know not to put the dryer plug near water

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Those little poison pouches in shoeboxes would be used as salt packets.
OH THE HUMANITY!





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
kindredbabe
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Or even start tearing the tags off the mattresses!!!



Thank You, Austin
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Something I found and wanted to share with you guys...


So, you're fianlly going to the WOW section.



"Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim." - Tool
The Rules of Being Steve: 1) Be Desireless 2) Be Excellent 3) Be Gone - The Tao of Steve
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
we wouldnt know what was fragile and what side needs to be kept up

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I think McDonald's coffee cups should say "empty" in the bottom.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00





TMS
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
buttmunch wins, i can't stop laughing now

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
how would we know about the air bags in cars or the child safety locks


or what about smoking while pregnant
or or or how much pills to take
orrrrrrrrrr


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
zootybang
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I spent 3 days in the burn unit after nuking a hot pocket, and shoving It directly into my head. If only i would have flipped the box over and read "Caution: Filling will be hot", none of this would have happened.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-14-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Shouldn't this post be in the "Forwarded Emails" forum???



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Shouldn't this post be in the "Forwarded Emails" forum???


Facey, are you trying to tell us that she wasn't rummaging through some old, dusty boxes in her attic, when all of a sudden, she stumled upon some old, never before read papers written by a great, great grandfather?

For shame.









I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Shouldn't this post be in the "Forwarded Emails" forum???
didn't you read the warning?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"



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