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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 02-18-2002 @ 4:55 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Do we all agree that alkey sucks?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-18-2002 @ 4:55 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Did you know that Ikea can barely construct a coherent thought with all the voices in his head?







I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Amnesiac
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 5:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
do you think that alkey can hear all the voices in ikea's head? is that what you use the ear for?

i've always hated rowan atkinson, but jello wrestling, however, is still a-okay in my book
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-18-2002 @ 5:45 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Must you go right for the jugular?





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 7:48 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Aren't you glad that when he went for your jugular, your ear got in the way???

quote:

Would I get severly punished for saying "I love the Ken's Pen"?


Did I neglect to say thank you?

This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 2-18-02 @ 8:11 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 8:48 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
6 pages already??

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid and DANKED...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

or, go fuck yourself barch perhaps?

Wouldn't the polite way to have asked this question been, "Would you please go fuck yourself?"
quote:

Does your bologna have a first name?

Is it O-S-C-A-R?



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
i thought that the bologna's first name was H-O-M-E-R?


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Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Have you every done something taboo with bologna or another big, round chunk of meat?



Joey
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This message was edited by Joey1120 on 2-18-02 @ 4:59 PM

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
what the fuck?

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Have you every done something taboo with bologna or another bit, round chunk of meat?


Seriously, Joey, can I bang you? Don't you know that dirty bologna talk makes me crazy?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
who is this Amnesiac and why does this low poster like me so much?
quote:

Is it O-S-C-A-R?
GIH GIH GIH?




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday 2/18: CBS: Queens (R), Dear (R), Raymond (R), Becker (R)...NBC: Olympics...FOX: Boston Public (special episode), Ally McBeal...ABC: Wife and Kids, Indy and Temple of Doom...WB: 7th Heaven (R), Angel...USA: 7- CHERRY FALLS WITH JY MOHR ....
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HyBriD
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posted on 02-18-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
has anyone killed barch yet?


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAarg
Amnesiac
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
does it taste like chicken?

i've always hated rowan atkinson, but jello wrestling, however, is still a-okay in my book
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
can i have chicken?

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Do you like regular or extra-crispy?


Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
I Love The FTL and The Faceman


This message was edited by HydratedPeach on 2-18-02 @ 3:57 PM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Peach, did you know your sigs give new meaning to finger licking good?

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
can i have it both crispy and not?

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 4:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Are you saying you want it your way? Does this look like a Burger King to you?


Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
I Love The FTL and The Faceman
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Does this look like a Burger King promotion spot to you?

Amnesiac
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
who doesn't love ikea? but who doesn't love david bowie in the movie labyrinth even more?

i've always hated rowan atkinson, but jello wrestling, however, is still a-okay in my book
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Seriously, Joey, can I bang you?



Off of what?

quote:

Don't you know that dirty bologna talk makes me crazy?


Bologna is a tasty meat, after all ;) Hey, I was just playing the game...

Joey
#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest
Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Everything Happens for a Reason

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 5:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Bologna is a tasty meat, after all Hey, I was just playing the game...
Was that a guestion?

Did Joey just roon it?

Who else wants to watch Joey play the bologna game?




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
does anyone wanna give me a head massage?

WHATEVER FTL

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-18-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Which head? (TOG)


Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
I Love The FTL and The Faceman


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