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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Which Celebrity(s) Would You Brutally Murder If You Could? | ||||
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:34 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00  | We all have certain levels of agression and some of us might want to take it out on those with fame. Who would you choose to murder and feel free to express details. | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | the sports guys.i think it's their voices.i've actually hurt myself at work,by smashing my elbow into things trying to reach around to the volume on my walkman everytime one of their promo's comes on. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. | ||||
| Son of Psycho Mark | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Carson Daly, Alec Baldwin, The Rock, Hiliary Clinton, Bill Gates, Al Sharpton, Justin Timberlake, O.J. Simpson, Jesse Jackson, Susan Sarandon, Puff Daddy, Britney Spears, and the casts of Friends, Survivor, Ally McBeal, and Saturday Night Live, just to name a few. Oh, and Reagis Philbin. I'm a triple-rectified asshole/son of a bitch. | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!! That's the funniest fucking topic i've read in ages! God damn!! I suppose it would have to be Richard Simmons.. I'd like to throw on one of the tracks from "Sweatin' To The Oldies" and make him exercise on a bed of nails.. Then just shove a shit of dynamite up his ass...  | ||||
| hangupthephoneuSKANK | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ALLEGELY(SC)... Celine Dion... with endless hits horseshoes over the head because she has a horse face... I also would open the car door and slightly put her head in it.... AND SLAM IT AS MANY TIMES AS I COULD.... I guess she wouldn't be such a true suvivior after all.... "CUNT!!!"   Only obsessions, I don't need that shit... Take my money, Take all my possessions, Take my obsessions, I don't need that shit. -Papa Roach- FUCK YOU too moderfuckers | ||||
| Son of Psycho Mark | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | This is hard. Its like asking people what their favorite episode of The Simpsons is: there are so many good ones... I'm a triple-rectified asshole/son of a bitch. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Yes, killing Britney Spears. Well not just the killing, the torture/rape of the girl (I'll hit you baby one more time and again and again and again). I'd fuck her first, then immobilize her to the bed so that she can't move but can still feel while I fuck her. Keep her alive for a couple of days possibly breaking her toes or cutting them off while fucking her. Then, eventually, I'll kill her right after I gouge one of hey eyes out while she's surrounded by mirrors and the other eye Opened with Clockwork Orange-esque clamps. Not that I think about this sort of thing. I still find her hot and would fuck her, no doubt. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | DICE!!!!!!!!! other than that i would bludgen Carson Daly to death - not sure how but it would probably be something in line with what John Doe did in Se7en  "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" Now Accepting Adoptee's - IM me at Jemo123 This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 3-12-01 @ 7:54 PM | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Ikea Why is it that whenever I see a thread started by you I shiver?  See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted usofar | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Because I'm 7 Fez? I too would like to bring about the end to Carson Daly. How can this fucking tool get this popular? It's not fucking fair. | ||||
| NJDude | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | 1. Oprah 2. Ricki Lake 3. George Clooney 4. Sally Field there's more but it would take me forever to type it.  E-Mail Me | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 7:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Nicloe Brown Simpson... Oh wait I already did  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm too passive. Couldn't kill anyone. I will just have to fuck my favorite celebs. To satisfy the aggression thing, I'll just have to do them analy.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Sgt Krusty | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | All the above are great choices, but I gotta go with the smug,self-righteous,born-again Kathie Lee Gifford. I feel so sorry for Frank. 2nd. choice would be Celine and her giant camel-toe.  Thanks 1st Sgt Fil | ||||
| Kim | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | :::shakes head and walks out::: | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 8:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hanoi-Jane. 100 greatest women my ass. "why do you cry? You are nothing but a doll"-Sephiroth "Hey, are you 'THE' white guys all the brothers talk about?"- Vos Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters  | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:29 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | 1. IkeaBoy ...oh wait, you're not a celebrity are you? Oh well, I don't guess I would ever really kill anyone. Taking a life is not mine to do.
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Joan Rivers i would love to kill that bitch. She sits there with her face pulled so far back she can kiss her own ass. And she critiques peoples looks with her cunt daughter. Yet she dresses up like a cross between imelda marcos and red skelton. I would love to have 20 huge black dudes anally rape her then tie her to a tree and shoot potatoes up her ass with a tennis ball machine. As i beat her with a cane that has rusty razors allover it then i would get really nasty. They are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| Angelo from da Bronx | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Puffy and Carson Daly have to go. And David Arquette. He may be the least funny, funny man, i've ever seen. --------------------------  | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Definately Rosie Fucking O'donnell. I can't beleive no one else mentioned that cunt. I'll also throw in, Alec Baldwin, Eric Bischoff, Barbara Streisand, The View Chicks. There are just so many. This message was edited by Skeet Slambone on 3-12-01 @ 9:45 PM | ||||
| Dan-O | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: No -- he's hitting on you, dummy! ;) I'd like to eviscerate Craig Kilborn, Al Davis, and Vince McMahon...  "I laughed! I cried!" -- A Manic Depressive | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Good calls so far. Rivers, Dion and Rosie "Trapper Keeper 2000" O'Donnell definitely. Streisand too. Star Jones. Any of those 'divas' deserve to die. Going along with the Alec Baldwin thing (though I might be leinent because of a) his relation to Clerks, b) Beatlejuice, and c) his performance in State and Main) as actors/political activists- Martin Sheen. As Dennis Miller says when talking about a story when Sheen bashes America- "You're an actor. Shut up and learn your lines." | ||||
| Calm Your Nut | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Carson Daily he is a fuckin fag I can't stand this prick. | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I don't know about full fledged killing... but I'd like to take a couple of shots at Star Jones.... maybe hog tie her upside down so that her big floppy tits resembled dual punching bags and lay some body blows into her gelatenous mass of a torso. Or maybe hook her up to a wood lathe and take off some layers so that if i ever have to sit behind her at a knicks game, I would be able to see the action.... rather than seeing just the top of Camby's head through her nasty ass weave.
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| SFShield | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I would murder Oprah -My boss is an f'n tool- | ||||
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