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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Thirty things porno producers would have us believe... | ||||
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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:53 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | im sure a lot of you got this in an e-mail...so did i wow.... 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly,middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man willalways place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------------------------  THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! CUCKOO CUCKOO :::TEEN STALKER::: "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" | ||||
| Calm Your Nut | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Thats fuckin great and it's all true haha.  | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Wait,you mean that doesn't really happen?i guess that whole tooth fairy thing is just a myth,too,right?damn cynics. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. "One time,i ate my neighbor's shit" | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Goddamnit.... when is number 4 gonna happen to me?!!!!!!!!!!!!! I been waiting what seems like 10 life times.
Stupid Milestones: Now accepting newbie applications. AIM Chris052076 | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | ok when did this board become, wg's forwarding headquarters?????? and you wonder why you arent allowed to adopt, ponderous, fucking ponderous i'm the one with this big fucking hole no new tale to tell twenty-six years on my way to hell gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck don't think you're having all the fun you know me i hate everyone-NIN | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:35 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | 3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory. thats 10 seconds to long 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. Don't they? 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. This is false they only like it across the face, dueling off both cheeks then on the top of their head. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". Hey you gottta remind them sometimes of what to do. and you usually add the word bitch after it everytime. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. Cause for women its like unwrapping a christmas gift. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man willalways place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. That is bad never do this, its better to grab them by the ears and thrust it in really hard.  They are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | "30. When standing during a blowjob, a man willalways place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. " Ok, I did this once and felt stupid.After reading this, I'm a friggin tool. Although I actually played N64 during a blowjob once. This message was edited by Skeet Slambone on 3-12-01 @ 11:01 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | N64 during a BJ?!? Kudos to you my friend !! "why do you cry? You are nothing but a doll"-Sephiroth "Hey, are you 'THE' white guys all the brothers talk about?"- Vos Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters  | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Yeah, playing Wrestlemania 2000 when it came out. I thought it was pretty funny, but to this day my friends give me shit about it. This message was edited by Skeet Slambone on 3-12-01 @ 11:27 PM | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey GS no thought about #4? Why not? Thats fucking great though  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:03 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: quote: well this one is pretty simple if you catch some whore petting the poodle while her jaw drops from embarassment you whip it out and if she refuses you throw a hook to the jaw breaking it. Then proceed to anally intrude her and then blow your load on her back and smack her in the face with your cock as you scream oh yea. They are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Woah N64 during a BJ...thats not saying much for the hummer abilities of your woman at the time.... ;) Newly adopted by: Doc Smith | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Why would you struggle with this concept???? Facts are facts. The jury has reached it's verdict.   o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | You mean those moans during the BJ arent real? Kindest Regards, My Name | ||||
| skuttlbut | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | nurses do so give blowjobs.... :) | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Skutt, What hospital? I feel a kidney stone attack comming on. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
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