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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Who was gonna throw the 1st "Thank God Gonzo" is gone party?

Hey before I go, anyone else like masturbating on toilet? When I'm doing my business. When the hot shit comes out of my ass I grab it with my hand an rub it all over my dick really hard, then i like to cum in my mouth. Am I alone on this one?





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
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DILLON!



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Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
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Miss you? Are you someone special? Are we supposed to notice when you are gone?



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JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
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you left?





My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
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welcome back gonzo. everyone watch your back, gonzo is on the loose again....


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posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well, let me be the first to say that i've missed you immensely, and you're not alone ont he toilet thing.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


o&aswallow
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
And your whom??????



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
DILLON!


Wow I can just smell the love..

I am ummm the guy who used to be teh funney at times and had that thing with the eggplant?





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Nah, not really.

Sure I missed the sex, but who wouldn't.

I mean, I really wasn't fan of the pillow talk; just the sex.

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
I mean, I really wasn't fan of the pillow talk; just the sex.



You're such a fuckin bitch dude, that's why you're always begging for me to shoot the infection syrup down your fuckin gullet. Talking about smack my ass master Gonzo, dude I am so not into the fuckin roleplay, what's a chicken ho anyway?





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-9-02 @ 4:48 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I am glad to see you are back.

::everyone buckle up this next ride is going to be a wild one::


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OAAWITE
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Didn't John Doe from Seven also masturbate into his own feces?


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Wite - I you might have two movies mixed together. I don't remember that


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 5:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Didn't John Doe from Seven also masturbate into his own feces?


No brad pitt claimed he probably did in the police station before morgan feeman gets the idea to check his library records.

Just a little taste:

But then again the classic peanut butter/fecal masturbation technicque works wonders. You'll start blowing your load and shooting it everywhere like Jayson Williams having an eplieptic seizure.

You have yourself some spicy food, get a jar of crunchy peanut butter. Crunchy for the friction on the sores of your penis if you are cool enough to have any, if you want your own set I hear Shelle is taking appoitments. Sit down to your favorite porn, midgets, animals, or midgets in childrens clothes ::wink wink:: You start by rubbinng some hersheys cholcolate syrup on your shaft and rubbing it on like you're getting Lenin ready for display. Then you whistle over your favorite pet, cat or dog preferable. You let it start gently licking your cum poker till it gets hard. You then start beating the pet in the head with your hard on in order to agitate it, then when the claws come out quickly grab the peanut butter and camoflauge your penis with it like Schwarznegger in preadator. You then start playing combat commando with your pet and penis till it scratches your shaft up to a bloody pulp. Then kick the fucker away and you start whacking it like you were trying to win a prize.. and indeed you are.

Now your penis is bleeding like a thai hooker during the after party at Mike Tysons hotel room. The crunchy peanut pieces are digging into every open sore of your penis. Now the spicy food comes into play. You start to feel that it's time to take a shit cause your ass is gonna blow like Mount St Helens. This is when you clinch up your ass cheeks like you were choking a hooker in central park and you arch your back. This will cause the hot liquidy bubling shit to puree out onto your balls and hand and then you start fuckin jerking until you blow your load.. You'll cum so much you'll feel like you've blown out a knee.

Then you get a couple slices of wonder bread wipe your hand off on it and enjoy your sammich afterwards.

Then again that is just my opinion, goodnight.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-9-02 @ 5:28 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 5:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Well ACTUALLY Gonzo, the masturbate into your own feces comment was made by Brad Pitt to John Doe as they were driving to the spot during the end of the movie.

The comment that Brad Pitt made to Morgan Freeman to gave him the idea to check the library records was one of my favorite quotes.

"He's a nutbag. Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda"

As for everything else ::shudder::


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Well ACTUALLY Gonzo, the masturbate into your own feces comment was made by Brad Pitt to John Doe as they were driving to the spot during the end of the movie.

The comment that Brad Pitt made to Morgan Freeman to gave him the idea to check the library records was one of my favorite quotes.

"He's a nutbag. Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda"

As for everything else ::shudder::


You could be right.

EDIT:

You're right the line I was thinking about was the peanut butter line in the station house which goes like this:

Mills: "Come on, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancin' around in his, in his grandma's panties, yeah. Rubbin' himself in peanut butter."




Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.





This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-9-02 @ 6:05 PM
Meatbus
posted on 03-10-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
When the hot shit comes out of my ass I grab it with my hand an rub it all over my dick really hard, then i like to cum in my mouth.
Was that you? When I walked into that boardroom, I just thought someone was really happy about the new Swingline.

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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
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i love my uncle gonzo

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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 2:33 AM      
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quote:
This will cause the hot liquidy bubling shit to puree out onto your balls and hand and then you start fuckin jerking until you blow your load.. You'll cum so much you'll feel like you've blown out a knee.
My friend, you have been missed :) This is the PERFECT type f thing to read just before bed. Ahh, the sweet dreams I'll have tonight....my thanks Gonzo, and welcome back.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Crap when I first saw the thread topic I thought someone good was coming back.
Like Joe Soprano,
Squidink,
You know someone who contributes......
Miss Gonzo????

That's like missing the herp when it clears for a few weeks.

Crap,
I miss Slash posting stupid lyrics in his Forum more than I miss you, Ya walking STD.
I miss Seph posting killer robots in every thread more,
I miss knowing what Maynard had for lunch more.
I miss Africa turning every thread into Froy keeping a brother down more than I miss you.
I miss Bink telling me what STD she picked up more than I miss you.

FuCK Dana Fucking Dillon is missed more than you.


So Gonzo, where ya been bro?



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 3-10-02 @ 10:12 AM
PatCooper
posted on 03-10-2002 @ 10:10 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Gonzo you really didn't leave.... You were just vacationing IN HELL .


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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
Anyone Miss Me?
I was kinda hoping you left due to an intense hatred towards me. I guess I'll just have to keep working on it.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
Filzy
Stand up straight
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SOUND OFF!!! 		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
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Disturbing, but yet entertaining, Strangely, I missed ya, Gonzo.
And I dedicate my 4000th post to you. :-D



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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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quote:
Who was gonna throw the 1st "Thank God Gonzo" is gone party?


(Starts taking down banners and party favors)

... Ahhhh fuck! God damn it.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 10:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Guess not.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.



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