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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: I need some serious advice. Serious replies only. Please. | ||||
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| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 03-10-2002 @ 9:03 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | this is one of the funniest thread, ever!quote:fuckin gooch :) but seriously, when does it smell? if it smells around a certain "time of the month" then just hold off for a week! but you should tell her, nicely, to take care of herself.  :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!! This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 3-10-02 @ 9:07 PM | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 03-10-2002 @ 9:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | quote:This might kill the stench but not the bugs. You'll need Raid for that.  Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! | ||||
| Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass. | posted on 03-10-2002 @ 9:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | quote: well, that's a good piece of advice especially after the bread thing. But if you want a serious answer, or even if you don't, try this: Next time you plan on playing meat curtain captain and can't seem to get the memory of that offensive stench out of your mind, first run a nice warm bubble bath and ask her to join you. Not only will this make you look like a sensitive God in her eyes, but it should solve her offensive odor problem, at least long enough to do your job and get out. And, chances are after she's that relaxed and comfy, you're probably gonna get the hummer of a lifetime and maybe even some balloon knot action(add extra bubbles for this maneuver). If it's still bad after that, just keep out,it's probably toxic.  Where's your Milf mustache? ;) | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 03-11-2002 @ 1:45 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | You could tell her and she could clean it til the cows come home, but it may not work. Some girls just smell, that's their natural odor. I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: This could be the whole source of the problem.  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| FoundryMusicJJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: You know what sucks though? when its a really hot chick that you've been wanting to get with for a really long time and when you finally do, her vag stinks to high heaven. Then you just wanna get out from between those legs and get into the fetal position in the corner and cry like your dog was just run over by a car. You'd think if they were hot then they'd have a nice smellin vag, but sometimes, unfortunately, it doesn't work out that way.  | ||||
| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 10:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: [voice = Bateman]Don't just stare at it, eat it.[/voice] Just make sure she hasn't been running or some shit.  | ||||
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